My daughter got detention for arguing over grits.

Next time just have her present this argument

"If I told you something was called grit. Or gritty or if I told you that you needed more grit or had a lot of grit, does that sound like it needs sugar on that?

Ok then why you adding sugar to grit
That shit ain't sweet? "

Logical and obvious, I like this approach.
 
My wife can't cook for shit, our gf is a decent cook so I do mostly of the cooking at our house.
I must be getting old cause when I first read this I just kept reading.

TODAY I just realized :lol:

Ninja you got all that in house puzzay and you STILL got to cook???

*whew* I feel better now. My apologies.
 
I must be getting old cause when I first read this I just kept reading.

TODAY I just realized :lol:

Ninja you got all that in house puzzay and you STILL got to cook???

*whew* I feel better now. My apologies.


Our gf has her own place, she does stay with us at times though.
She is not a bad cook, she loves to try shit she sees on tiktok and fb and stuff, she is a beast with the instant pot. I have a pasta roller so I taught her to make home made pasta and she has been experimenting with different herbs for the pasta and different fillings for ravioli.
My wife on the other hand can't boil water. I still have nightmares from when she made this salmon stuffed with crab meat with a lemon butter cream sauce or at least I believe that was her attempt. All I could do was sit there and smile and say how much I enjoyed it. At least she didn't over cook the asparagus.
 
Bacon damn near makes everything taste better.. it’s like the mj of food.. it can be used for breakfast, lunch, dinner.. hell they done cut it into lil pieces and made a term called bacon bits.. motherfucker even put that in salad.. a whole dish catered to herbivores allowed the bacon bits to come party with them. You got the legends of food on the roster and talking about 6th man blasphemy. Nigs will allow you to put grits on their plate just to get to the bacon
Don't forget the maple bacon donut
 
Our gf has her own place, she does stay with us at times though.
She is not a bad cook, she loves to try shit she sees on tiktok and fb and stuff, she is a beast with the instant pot. I have a pasta roller so I taught her to make home made pasta and she has been experimenting with different herbs for the pasta and different fillings for ravioli.
My wife on the other hand can't boil water. I still have nightmares from when she made this salmon stuffed with crab meat with a lemon butter cream sauce or at least I believe that was her attempt. All I could do was sit there and smile and say how much I enjoyed it. At least she didn't over cook the asparagus.
did she break the sauce bruh ..... what the problem was ....
 
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