My Crazy Club Story from last week...

[MzKittyDelicious]

so anyways my girl Nisha and I go to this club called Tabu in West
Hempstead Long Island last Sunday. This club was jumpin... who knew
Long Island had good clubs?! certainly not me... but I'm here to tell
yall besides the impending story im bout to tell yall... I had a good
ole time.

So anyways my girl and I are chilling and I see this girl that looks
just like my cousin, cept my cousin got a bigger booty... so I deicde
to send my cousin a quick text message. In that moment this dude come
up from behind me and starts dancing. So I turn around to see wha he
look like (he was cute too!!!) I go back to hit send on my text
message and put my phone away... before I could do anything (believe
me when I say it was a mili-second from when I turned my head back
around from him to my phone)

I hear a chick cursing up a storm within my 3 inches of personal space
on my 8 o clock. Immediately I go into "it's about to go down" mode
and put up my phone up and turn my head to view my 8 o clock... mind
yall dude still behind me... but he stops dancing... All I know is I
see this 4feet9/ 5 foot 500 pound chick ((SCREAMING))))... this chick
was beast in the face and round like a soccer ball with legs and a head...


this bitch over here going the fuck off and it took me 3 seconds to
register she going off on dude behind me...

So she on my right like: Who the fuck do you think you are??? You
better get your ass over here... Your ass know better...

My mouth fell the fuck open and I turn back to look at my girl... like
you see this shit??!!!! Her eyes was wide open in shock... so I'm
like wtf... cause dude still up on me real close as if he trying to
hide behind me... I'm thinking this dude about to pop this bitch in
her mouth or at least cuss her the fuck out... cause at this point
there is a crowd... she cussin over the music...


Please believe me when I say in that next moment that nukka got from
behind me and she started walking and he followed behind her with his
head held low... as if he was a little kid or some shit... he didn't
say not one damn word.. he just fell in line


I don't give a fuck...every male resident in the state of New York
past, present and future just lost 2 points (you too uptown harlem!!!) on the strength of dude in the club!!!!

Yo.... is that how NY men get down... yall like yalls women to rip off
ya man hood in public????

OH MY WORD
OH MY WORD
!!!!


shakin my motha fuckin head in disbelief...


Sincerely,

Cali Chick in Brooklyn lolll

 

[Iron]

My mouth fell the fuck open and I turn back to look at my girl... like
you see this shit??!!!!

I don't give a fuck...every male resident in the state of New York
past, present and future just lost 2 points (you too uptown harlem!!!) on the strength of dude in the club!!!!

Now that's not fair.

Glad I'am not in NY.

 

[SuperGenius]

I don't give a fuck...every male resident in the state of New York
past, present and future just lost 2 points (you too uptown harlem!!!) on the strength of dude in the club!!!!

Yo.... is that how NY men get down... yall like yalls women to rip off
ya man hood in public????

OH MY WORD
OH MY WORD
!!!!


shakin my motha fuckin head in disbelief...


Sincerely,

Cali Chick in Brooklyn lolll

Lol, stop it! I'm born and raised in NY and what happend to dude happens all over. (male and female) To be honest I don't do clubs anymore, but if I did I wouldn't be there with a female, so I would have been riding your booty after your text message was done without any interruptions.

IMO he played himself, but yet he's a punk/simp cause he didn't scream back at her even though he was in the wrong? For all you know he could have beat or screamed on her ass after they left the club. I don't understand your logic behind it.

If i'm at out in public with a young lady i'm going to give her that respect, and I would expect the same from her, I would not have put myself in that position to begin with.

 

[Southpaw]

What do New York men have to do to regain those 2 points? Slap up the first woman they see.

 

[mcguyver]

Mzkitty's a home wrecker

 

[ContinentalTea]

hold up, hold up ma!- you can't categorize all new york dudes off one experience you had- so give me my 2 points back asap- plus, you went to a club in LI- shout up to my thorough LI cats- i'm from brooklyn, now live in flo-rida but none of my dudes would've ever put their self in that position- son should've never brought sand to the beach if he's game wasn't strong- it ain't about where you are from- it's about how you handle your shit-

 

[Lick]

so anyways my girl Nisha and I go to this club called Tabu in West
Hempstead Long Island last Sunday. This club was jumpin... who knew
Long Island had good clubs?! certainly not me... but I'm here to tell
yall besides the impending story im bout to tell yall... I had a good
ole time.

So anyways my girl and I are chilling and I see this girl that looks
just like my cousin, cept my cousin got a bigger booty... so I deicde
to send my cousin a quick text message. In that moment this dude come
up from behind me and starts dancing. So I turn around to see wha he
look like (he was cute too!!!) I go back to hit send on my text
message and put my phone away... before I could do anything (believe
me when I say it was a mili-second from when I turned my head back
around from him to my phone)

I hear a chick cursing up a storm within my 3 inches of personal space
on my 8 o clock. Immediately I go into "it's about to go down" mode
and put up my phone up and turn my head to view my 8 o clock... mind
yall dude still behind me... but he stops dancing... All I know is I
see this 4feet9/ 5 foot 500 pound chick ((SCREAMING))))... this chick
was beast in the face and round like a soccer ball with legs and a head...


this bitch over here going the fuck off and it took me 3 seconds to
register she going off on dude behind me...

So she on my right like: Who the fuck do you think you are??? You
better get your ass over here... Your ass know better...

My mouth fell the fuck open and I turn back to look at my girl... like
you see this shit??!!!! Her eyes was wide open in shock... so I'm
like wtf... cause dude still up on me real close as if he trying to
hide behind me... I'm thinking this dude about to pop this bitch in
her mouth or at least cuss her the fuck out... cause at this point
there is a crowd... she cussin over the music...


Please believe me when I say in that next moment that nukka got from
behind me and she started walking and he followed behind her with his
head held low... as if he was a little kid or some shit... he didn't
say not one damn word.. he just fell in line


I don't give a fuck...every male resident in the state of New York
past, present and future just lost 2 points (you too uptown harlem!!!) on the strength of dude in the club!!!!

Yo.... is that how NY men get down... yall like yalls women to rip off
ya man hood in public????

OH MY WORD
OH MY WORD
!!!!


shakin my motha fuckin head in disbelief...


Sincerely,

Cali Chick in Brooklyn lolll

Sound like "Downlow" to me...

 

[greygoose]

this is that "new generation" bullshit.

what grown ass man do you know that will conduct himself in this manner?

on another note, i wouldnt be caught dead in a situation like this because:
a)i wouldnt bring (or go with someone) to a club and disappear to go dance with the next chick
b)i wouldnt be caught dead with a chick with a megaphone for a mouth
worst case scenario if i was caught dead with a loudmouth i would have left her then and there and hit the next spot. hopefully she wont have any belongings at my house and that'd be the last i'd see of her

just my 2 pennies

 

[greygoose]

Lol, stop it! I'm born and raised in NY and what happend to dude happens all over. (male and female) To be honest I don't do clubs anymore, but if I did I wouldn't be there with a female, so I would have been riding your booty after your text message was done without any interruptions.

IMO he played himself, but yet he's a punk/simp cause he didn't scream back at her even though he was in the wrong? For all you know he could have beat or screamed on her ass after they left the club. I don't understand your logic behind it.

If i'm at out in public with a young lady i'm going to give her that respect, and I would expect the same from her, I would not have put myself in that position to begin with.

i think you're missing the point. she basically took his balls from him, slung it around her shoulder, and led him to the dungeon of death.

i dont understand why men are settling for bullshit like this or even putting themselves in these types of situations. this would never be me, like you said in your last statement

 

[Digital Angel]

I hope ya'll go to the club this Sunday so I can get a new story

 

[doggish_098]

damn did she have a leash on him and did you put his noise in the his shit on the carpet? for the life of me i never knew why a man or a woman for that much goes through that kind of shit.

 

[HoneyDip]

Naw... not all dudes from NY tolerate that shit lol... I know betta then to call a dude out in the club up there. He might put me in check lol... Thats why I don't trip on dudes when I'm in the club. (U DO YOU CAUSE IMMA DO ME!!!) At the end of the night we'll be going back home together anyway

 

[nukdollars]

most men wouldn't let that happen...i wouldn't.

 

[harlem1nyc]

I am sorry you have experienced such suckerism, but there's herb in every herd...ya dig....NYC to the fullest.

 

[Shadow]

Damn, I haven't hit tabu in a minute. I used to like about 15 minutes from there straight up either the Southern State Turpike of Hempstead turnpike (Hempstead Ave) on the other side of Hofstra.

Story is typical of the club.

 

[MzKittyDelicious]

Mzkitty's a home wrecker

hold up, hold up ma!- you can't categorize all new york dudes off one experience you had- so give me my 2 points back asap-

Nope!

b)i wouldnt be caught dead with a chick with a megaphone for a mouth
worst case scenario if i was caught dead with a loudmouth i would have left her then and there and hit the next spot. hopefully she wont have any belongings at my house and that'd be the last i'd see of her

loll@ megaphone mouth... yea I didn't know it was humanly possible to have a voice that shrieks over loud music in a club.

your 2nd point is the basis for my new thread *booty smacks* stayed tuned...

I hope ya'll go to the club this Sunday so I can get a new story

actually I do have a new story lolll, but its not as dramatic as the first one...

Naw... not all dudes from NY tolerate that shit lol... I know betta then to call a dude out in the club up there. He might put me in check lol... Thats why I don't trip on dudes when I'm in the club. (U DO YOU CAUSE IMMA DO ME!!!) At the end of the night we'll be going back home together anyway

see your the first NY female to speak up. all the rest of em was like they don't see a problem with what went down lolll

Story is typical of the club.

Oh really?! I clubbed in a lot of different places... from Cali to Jamaica... never seen this happen before...

 

[ContinentalTea]

Naw... not all dudes from NY tolerate that shit lol... I know betta then to call a dude out in the club up there. He might put me in check lol... Thats why I don't trip on dudes when I'm in the club. (U DO YOU CAUSE IMMA DO ME!!!) At the end of the night we'll be going back home together anyway

exactly

 

[greygoose]

your 2nd point is the basis for my new thread *booty smacks* stayed tuned...

i know where this is going.....and i shudder at the mere discussion of it.
times sure have changed, i tell ya