Lol she asked what they were doing after the show.... How is that a near fuck.
Lol she asked what they were doing after the show.... How is that a near fuck.
not bad
Your post Tells us
you never fucked a famous chick
Then you described the person you almost fucked
Then you said you rapped to her for 15mins but she wasn't interested and some dude stole her away?
Is the rapping for 15minutes your close encounter?
nah.. this is Rita G
I fucked one of da hoes from Flavor of Love (who's from Detroit, she's married now though) even though she kissed that nasty nigga Flavor Flav in da mouth a few times. It was a threesome along w/a bad ass, brown skinned urban model w/da initials SS. She used to have keloids on her shoulder but she got 'em removed. I can't give much more details though b/c they made me swear to an oath of secrecy. I just thought that I'd mention it b/c I like to constantly name drop porn hoes & urban models for e-props though.
Patti LaBelle?Yeah I fucked a REALLY famous broad, I give her a 9 on the mouth. Wanted to suck me off in a beach at the resort we were at. I thought she was bluffing till she took me to her room. Bout 15 mins in, strapped up and dug deep in her soul. Made a "mistake" and took her to praise God. She allowed it. After we finished she pulled out a tray with 4 lines of coke on it...did 2 and then turned and tried to pass it to me, I denied and then the mood went south. I would tell ya who she is.....but nah ain't nobody else doing it.
Getting warmerPatti LaBelle?
I never got to fuck a famous chick.
The closest I got to someone who was somewhat “famous” if you wanna call it that, was this lightskin Black chick in Positive K’s video “I Got A Man”
She is seen thruout the video and is first shown after he comes down the stairs. She has blonde color hair, is wearing a black dress with white flower print on it and holding a drink. You get a solid view of her at the 18 second mark.
After the video came out and was blowing up on MTV, BET and Video Music Box. I bumped into her at the Limelight nightclub in Manhattan.
I rapped to her for about 15 minutes and she blew me off when some other mofo she knew came up and took her away to their friends. I forgot her name.
It was like a real version of the song.
HaHa!!!
Erykah Badu?Yeah I fucked a REALLY famous broad, I give her a 9 on the mouth. Wanted to suck me off in a beach at the resort we were at. I thought she was bluffing till she took me to her room. Bout 15 mins in, strapped up and dug deep in her soul. Made a "mistake" and took her to praise God. She allowed it. After we finished she pulled out a tray with 4 lines of coke on it...did 2 and then turned and tried to pass it to me, I denied and then the mood went south. I would tell ya who she is.....but nah ain't nobody else doing it.
Not quite....she's not in musicErykah Badu?
Sounds more along the line of Whitney Houston.Patti LaBelle?
That's the not only famous woman that do coke.Sounds more along the line of Whitney Houston.
Yeah I fucked a REALLY famous broad, I give her a 9 on the mouth. Wanted to suck me off in a beach at the resort we were at. I thought she was bluffing till she took me to her room. Bout 15 mins in, strapped up and dug deep in her soul. Made a "mistake" and took her to praise God. She allowed it. After we finished she pulled out a tray with 4 lines of coke on it...did 2 and then turned and tried to pass it to me, I denied and then the mood went south. I would tell ya who she is.....but nah ain't nobody else doing it.
I tend to get them pre famous
I'm like the log these chicks need to rub before they get on stage at the Apollo.
Oh. Give us a hint. She's an actress?Not quite....she's not in music
Man I loved that bitch back in the dayI banged Karyn White a few when I was living in Atlanta in the 90s.
Yeah I fucked a REALLY famous broad, I give her a 9 on the mouth. Wanted to suck me off in a beach at the resort we were at. I thought she was bluffing till she took me to her room. Bout 15 mins in, strapped up and dug deep in her soul. Made a "mistake" and took her to praise God. She allowed it. After we finished she pulled out a tray with 4 lines of coke on it...did 2 and then turned and tried to pass it to me, I denied and then the mood went south. I would tell ya who she is.....but nah ain't nobody else doing it.
That would be my wife . my QueenBack in 02, I was in Houston hanging out w/ some friends in a bar getting "tow the fuck up" when I realized the chick I had been talking to all night was Tempest (Bledsoe).
We rolled back to my hotel and I hit that same night. Didn't get a #, email, nothing. The running joke in my circle after that was Dr. Huxtable and Theo were gonna kick my ass if I ever set foot back in that bar!
So yup, I ain't braggin, but I hit Vanessa from Cosby.
nah.. this is Rita G
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I would have beat that thing up like Johnny did the prosecution
I thought she was bluffing till she took me to her room. Bout 15 mins in, strapped up and dug deep in her soul. Made a "mistake" and took her to praise God.
I remember buying that issue down the block from work while in high school. Funny what memories you retain some 20+ years later ...
Patti LaBelle?
I remember finding the vanessa williams miss America playboy in my uncle house.
And years later realizing it wasn't the magazine
He had the ACTUAL STILLS CAUSE HE KNEW THE PHOTOGRAPHER
RIP Uncle you were the coolest
Damn. That's impressive!
Speaking of fun throwbacks ... a friend of mine had a local cornerstore which carried Black Video Illustrated. Great porn mag. Whenever I was in their area, I'd stop off at that place on the way home to buy 1 or 2 issues. Then years later (in college) a friend of mine in NY had some contacts in the music and porn industries. Super generous ... she asked me if there was anything I might need for the collection. I said whatever was available would be great. She then mailed me off a box full of goodies. I was beyond impressed ... assortment of XXX tapes, about 5 issues of Black Video Illustrated, some sex lubes, music t-shirts, and CDs.
Good gawd man
How the hell you acting the ultimate bgol care package is a snall thing!!!
You might have invented the bgol loot crate.