Yo. Biggest mistake in the work place... I fucked my assistant and came in her face in the back office (multiple times). It was all fun and games until I hired other female staff. She was convinced I was fucking them too. Things almost got out of hand. Had to fire her triflin ass. Never violate rule # 1... don't shit where u eat. Peace.

Lemme see, I got something for you in my pocket...its....the BIRD!!
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Wow, that's straight out of the Red Shoe Diaries or some shit...