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Comedian Paul Mooney Visits. 04/18/07 
http://www.demonoid.com/files/details/1119832/1878168/
When Paul Mooney arrived, he noted he thought Don Imus should’ve been “lynched” as opposed to fired for his remarks, while adding the “new n-word” was “nappy.” Paul then said he felt there was a difference between what Imus said and what rappers do for a living because Imus didn’t come from an environment where those kinds of words were prevalent. Paul went on to mention how he was particularly upset with Imus’ remarks given the fact that there were “nappy heads” fighting for him in Iraq, and addressed the potential racial implications that could arise from such words. Paul then predicted that America would “fall” if people didn’t start taking race relations more seriously, and added the fact that people in the rap world used certain words didn’t give people like Imus the right to do the same thing.
After Al Rosenberg called in to report he’d worked for Imus for a decade and heard him use racial and religious slurs firsthand, Howard asked Paul how he felt about Jesse Jackson’s and Al Sharpton’s own checkered pasts, but all Paul would say in response was that he believed America was to blame for the entire controvers
ANYTHING FOR WHITE GIRLS
Paul announced a show he was working on, “Judge Mooney,” was supposed to air on Comedy Central, but ended up on BET because Dave Chappelle was one of its producers, and his relationship with the Comedy Central was ruined after he left his own show on the network. Paul proceeded to call what happened at Virginia Tech “horrible,” although he also commented that it proved people would do anything for “white p*ssy.”
Paul then admitted he’d recently “slipped up” on his self-imposed ban of the use of the n-word onstage, but insisted that was part of his act. Paul next brought up a number of other racist terms for black people, and asked where they originated. This led Paul to acknowledge he didn’t know why black people were sometimes referred to as “monkeys,” explaining he thought white people looked more like chimps than black people did.
HILLARY IN 2008
Paul revealed he wanted Hillary Clinton to be the next president because he thought she was “very smart” and was “a moneymaker.” After Paul added he respected Hillary for the way she survived the scandals surrounding her husband when he was president, he said America was “ready” for a woman president, and that he felt Barack Obama was “too skinny” to win election. Paul did say, though, that he’d like to see Barack run as Hillary’s vice presidential candidate, but that was only because, to him, it meant Hillary would never be assassinated.
Paul recalled the time he was in a cab in New York, and that his cab driver, who was also black, was pulled over for eating a cookie while driving. Paul then said the officer who stopped the cab shined his flashlight on him and asked where he was going, which Paul noted he refused to answer at first. However, Paul proceeded to mention he finally told the officer he’d get in trouble if the cop knew where he was going, and, when the officer asked why, he responded it was because he was on his way to the officer’s house.
ALWAYS LISTEN TO GRANDMA
Paul brought up that he felt Madonna’s newly adopted son looked “scared” of her, which led him to discuss his own childhood. Paul recalled his grandmother used to tell him when he was 7 years old to never let anyone in her house when he was there, and that he listened to her, even when his own mother once came to the door claiming she had to go to the bathroom. Paul then said the “whooping” he would’ve gotten from his grandmother had he disobeyed her, even to let his own mother in, was enough to make him do whatever she wanted, and added he believed it was the lack of that kind of discipline that was ruining today’s children.
http://www.howardstern.com/rundown.hs
http://www.demonoid.com/files/details/1119832/1878168/
When Paul Mooney arrived, he noted he thought Don Imus should’ve been “lynched” as opposed to fired for his remarks, while adding the “new n-word” was “nappy.” Paul then said he felt there was a difference between what Imus said and what rappers do for a living because Imus didn’t come from an environment where those kinds of words were prevalent. Paul went on to mention how he was particularly upset with Imus’ remarks given the fact that there were “nappy heads” fighting for him in Iraq, and addressed the potential racial implications that could arise from such words. Paul then predicted that America would “fall” if people didn’t start taking race relations more seriously, and added the fact that people in the rap world used certain words didn’t give people like Imus the right to do the same thing.
After Al Rosenberg called in to report he’d worked for Imus for a decade and heard him use racial and religious slurs firsthand, Howard asked Paul how he felt about Jesse Jackson’s and Al Sharpton’s own checkered pasts, but all Paul would say in response was that he believed America was to blame for the entire controvers
ANYTHING FOR WHITE GIRLS
Paul announced a show he was working on, “Judge Mooney,” was supposed to air on Comedy Central, but ended up on BET because Dave Chappelle was one of its producers, and his relationship with the Comedy Central was ruined after he left his own show on the network. Paul proceeded to call what happened at Virginia Tech “horrible,” although he also commented that it proved people would do anything for “white p*ssy.”
Paul then admitted he’d recently “slipped up” on his self-imposed ban of the use of the n-word onstage, but insisted that was part of his act. Paul next brought up a number of other racist terms for black people, and asked where they originated. This led Paul to acknowledge he didn’t know why black people were sometimes referred to as “monkeys,” explaining he thought white people looked more like chimps than black people did.
HILLARY IN 2008
Paul revealed he wanted Hillary Clinton to be the next president because he thought she was “very smart” and was “a moneymaker.” After Paul added he respected Hillary for the way she survived the scandals surrounding her husband when he was president, he said America was “ready” for a woman president, and that he felt Barack Obama was “too skinny” to win election. Paul did say, though, that he’d like to see Barack run as Hillary’s vice presidential candidate, but that was only because, to him, it meant Hillary would never be assassinated.
Paul recalled the time he was in a cab in New York, and that his cab driver, who was also black, was pulled over for eating a cookie while driving. Paul then said the officer who stopped the cab shined his flashlight on him and asked where he was going, which Paul noted he refused to answer at first. However, Paul proceeded to mention he finally told the officer he’d get in trouble if the cop knew where he was going, and, when the officer asked why, he responded it was because he was on his way to the officer’s house.
ALWAYS LISTEN TO GRANDMA
Paul brought up that he felt Madonna’s newly adopted son looked “scared” of her, which led him to discuss his own childhood. Paul recalled his grandmother used to tell him when he was 7 years old to never let anyone in her house when he was there, and that he listened to her, even when his own mother once came to the door claiming she had to go to the bathroom. Paul then said the “whooping” he would’ve gotten from his grandmother had he disobeyed her, even to let his own mother in, was enough to make him do whatever she wanted, and added he believed it was the lack of that kind of discipline that was ruining today’s children.
http://www.howardstern.com/rundown.hs
Stern is 100x the racist that Imus is. He makes no apologies for it.
Seems like no one has learned anything from the Imus affair. Black folks still support the same old bigots (as long as they entertain them), and refuse to take a stand by either talking back on the show or boycotting.
Seems like no one has learned anything from the Imus affair. Black folks still support the same old bigots (as long as they entertain them), and refuse to take a stand by either talking back on the show or boycotting.
Andeyhollawho said:Gemini said:
Thelma still lQQkin Good!!!
Steve reported Vince McMahon financed “The Condemned” even though they’d had a falling out over what was happening to his wrestling character. Steve then noted he got his “stubbornness” from his mom before giving Vince credit for ending their feud. Steve next said Vince put up about $20 million for the movie, and that he was paid upfront and would also be earning “points” depending on how it did at the box office. Steve proceeded to insist Vince was an honest man whom he trusted completely when it came to getting his money.
Steve denied Howard’s claim that he “hated” Hulk Hogan, but said he wouldn’t wrestle him because their “styles clashed.” When Robin noted she’d heard Vince wasn’t on good terms with Hulk because he was promoting a different wrestling league than the WWE, Steve mentioned he wished another league would give the WWE competition because he thought it’d be good for the WWE, but added he didn’t think that would happen.
Steve commented he was now dating a woman who was “a little younger” than him, and said he had pre-nups with his former wives, so he didn’t lose much money in his divorces. Steve then reported he met his current girlfriend at a gym, which led Robin to note she felt he wasn’t meeting women in the right places. Howard went on to ask Steve what he thought about the Rock’s career, but he responded that he wasn’t friends with him, and that the only people from wrestling whom he kept in touch with were Kevin Nash and Diamond Dallas Page.
Eric the Midget called back in to ask Steve if he planned on working in the WWE anymore, but he acknowledged he didn’t see himself “stepping back into the ring,” although he wouldn’t rule out potentially being involved in an upcoming Wrestlemania. Howard then took some more calls for Steve, and also asked him what he thought about the openly gay wrestler, Chris Kanyon. Steve replied that, while he didn’t have a problem with Chris’ announcement, he added he wouldn’t wrestle him.
Before he left the studio, Steve said he was confident “The Condemned” would do well, although he wouldn’t predict how much it would make in its opening weekend.
http://www.howardstern.com/rundown.hs?month=April&day=25&year=2007&x=36&y=13
Hillary Scott
Miss Black Howard Stern(highlights of Charlie)
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Blunt said:Stern is 100x the racist that Imus is. He makes no apologies for it.
Seems like no one has learned anything from the Imus affair. Black folks still support the same old bigots (as long as they entertain them), and refuse to take a stand by either talking back on the show or boycotting.
You are a fuckin' idiot.
daddy_black
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Niggas be hating, he making deals like the majors...
Fuckin wifebeater.
“LIKE POCAHONTAS, BUT WITH BETTER TITS”
http://www.howardstern.com/rundown.hs?month=June&day=18&year=2007&x=25&y=8
Fucking sexy
http://www.howardstern.com/rundown.hs?month=June&day=18&year=2007&x=25&y=8
Fucking sexy
BARRY BONDS' MISTRESS REVEALS ALL
Howard brought in Kimberly Bell, Barry Bonds' former mistress, and asked her if she ever talked with Barry about steroids. Kimberly reported that when she and Barry once watched Mark McGwire hit a home run on television, Barry became enraged that a white player could escape steroid rumors. Kimberly told Howard that Barry even once explained how his elbow injury was a side effect of steroid use, as it causes tendons and muscles to grow faster than bones are used to.
Kimberly said that Barry refused to marry her because his peers gave him too much grief about his first wife being white, adding that Barry frequently flew into “I'm-gonna-kill-you” rages and watched his testicles shrink from steroid use. Barry's steroid use even interfered with his ability to maintain an erection, but when he used Viagra to counteract the effects, he was disappointed when he developed the “blurred, bluish” hued vision.
Kimberly claimed that she even had physical confrontations with Barry, but she was always too afraid to report the incidents because of his name. Howard asked if Barry was any good in bed, so Kimberly said Barry was “incredibly average,” adding that she “gave myself more [pleasure] than Barry ever gave me.” Artie asked Kimberly how Barry acted around his father, Bobby, and she explained that Barry “turned into a little boy around him.”
Gary came in to say that Barry's wife even called Kimberly once, so Kimberly noted that Barry's wife only wanted to know what kind of jewelry Barry had bought her. Howard asked Kimberly how much Playboy paid her for her photo spread, and Kimberly confessed that her deal with Playboy was brokered by the guy who was trying to extort Tom Cruise. Since he killed himself last week, her money has been tied up in the guy's legal (and other) fees.
http://www.marksfriggin.com/news07/10-1.htm#thu
Howard brought in Kimberly Bell, Barry Bonds' former mistress, and asked her if she ever talked with Barry about steroids. Kimberly reported that when she and Barry once watched Mark McGwire hit a home run on television, Barry became enraged that a white player could escape steroid rumors. Kimberly told Howard that Barry even once explained how his elbow injury was a side effect of steroid use, as it causes tendons and muscles to grow faster than bones are used to.
Kimberly said that Barry refused to marry her because his peers gave him too much grief about his first wife being white, adding that Barry frequently flew into “I'm-gonna-kill-you” rages and watched his testicles shrink from steroid use. Barry's steroid use even interfered with his ability to maintain an erection, but when he used Viagra to counteract the effects, he was disappointed when he developed the “blurred, bluish” hued vision.
Kimberly claimed that she even had physical confrontations with Barry, but she was always too afraid to report the incidents because of his name. Howard asked if Barry was any good in bed, so Kimberly said Barry was “incredibly average,” adding that she “gave myself more [pleasure] than Barry ever gave me.” Artie asked Kimberly how Barry acted around his father, Bobby, and she explained that Barry “turned into a little boy around him.”
Gary came in to say that Barry's wife even called Kimberly once, so Kimberly noted that Barry's wife only wanted to know what kind of jewelry Barry had bought her. Howard asked Kimberly how much Playboy paid her for her photo spread, and Kimberly confessed that her deal with Playboy was brokered by the guy who was trying to extort Tom Cruise. Since he killed himself last week, her money has been tied up in the guy's legal (and other) fees.
http://www.marksfriggin.com/news07/10-1.htm#thu
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