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Re: Breaking News!!!!!! :Tiger Voicemail Out- My Wife Is Onto Us

man bitches aint shit, if tiger wifey divorces em she is gonna get hella rich offa this
 
Re: Breaking News!!!!!! :Tiger Voicemail Out- My Wife Is Onto Us

The mods merged a topic up here, absolutely amazing
 
Re: Breaking News!!!!Tiger Woods Statement -- 'I Let My Family Down'

I agree.....he should have done that in the beginning. Most won't get what I am saying, however had he came clean immediately, he would have caught people off guard. Everyone was pretty much wanting him to lie and he gave them what they wanted. Come clean and take the ammunition out of the gun from the door.:cool:

case in point, David Letterman.
 
Re: Breaking News!!!!Tiger Woods Statement -- 'I Let My Family Down'

What’s the difference between a car and a golf ball? Tiger can drive a ball 400 yards.

Elin found out he’s not a Tiger, he’s a Cheetah.

Tiger just hates it when he drives, and then his balls hit a tree.

Elin Nordegren got hired today as a consultant. She’s teaching Phil Mickelson how to beat Tiger.

Tiger’s confused. Every other time he made a hole-in-one, everyone was all happy about it.

Tiger said the fault of the accident was his Escalade. It’s typical of a golfer—always blame the caddy.

Elin's excuse? She had to play a bad lie.

Tiger’s car still runs, but it goes “putt, putt, putt…”

What do baby seals and Tiger Woods have in common? Both were clubbed by a Scandanavian.

Tiger Woods is so rich that he owns lots of expensive cars. Now he has a hole in one

Tiger Woods is tree under.

Tiger woods has a lot of cars, now he has a “hole in one”.

What was Elin Nordegren doing at 2:30 in the morning? She was clubbing.

Tiger Woods has been dropped by Gilette after admitting this incident was his closest shave ever.

Tiger Woods crashed into a fire hydrant and a tree. He couldn't decide between a wood and an iron.

We now see that Tiger Woods drives very well on the fairway but doesn't fare very well on the driveway.

What crossed Elin's mind as she stood there with a golf club in her hand as she heard his lame excuses? "Just do it..."

Tiger's next commercial: "Hi, I'm Tiger Woods, and when my wife comes after me in a domestic dispute, I make sure she uses the Nike SQ Dynamo driver."

This is not the first time that Tiger Woods smashed his balls into a tree.

Woods has remained holed up in his mansion since the crash. Is holed up the right word to use for a golf star?

Meanwhile, American gossip website TMZ is reporting Grubbs claims she had a 31-month affair with Woods. The magazine claims Grubbs had 20 sexual encounters with Tiger. Well, now we know what's par for that hole.

What sandwich does Tiger Woods' wife like to serve him? A club sandwich.



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mayne, I just hit it like that, looka here!
 
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Re: 3rd Tiger Woods woman appears; CACS may be sink the Cablinasian...

Damn Tiger's been around whites all his life and still hasn't learned to admit nothing. You screw up you screw up just don't admit anything.

Wifey went black on his ass, he didn't figure on her acting like Shaniqua. Guess no one told Tiger some white girls fight too. He may as well gotten himself a sista instead of a noassatall white girl. Oh fucking well seems the tiger's nothing more than a pussy. :rolleyes:

I agree with my man here, never admit, never. Women got damn bones in their closets and closets are deeper than ours-trust and believe they ain't telling you shit- BELIEVE THAT....
 
The more I read/listen to this story as it unfolds, I'm reminded of how in the movie "The Watermelon Man", Godfrey Cambridge woke up looked in the mirror and realized he was black.


Tiger is the new Watermelon man.

:lol::lol::lol: I thought it would just be one line, but this entire clip was hilarious. Gotta listen to the dialogue.

I have never heard of this movie before in my life. Now, I have to D/L it and claim it as an instant classic in my archive.
 
Re: Breaking News!!!!Tiger Woods Statement -- 'I Let My Family Down'

Bet he will check himself in Rehab for Sexual Addiction to save his marriage and sponsors. His Dad did good to teach him about golf but fail to teach him the ways of the Ho.

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Elin and Tiger Woods had a prenuptual agreement, as expected. The couple is undergoing marital counseling, as you'd also expect. And now The Daily Beast is reporting that Elin Woods is renegotiating that prenup to get an immediate $5 million payout from her husband and as much as $55 million more to stay with him for two more years.

The initial prenup was worth $20 million after 10 years of marriage. However, the Chicago Sun-Times' Bill Zwecker has reported that Elin Woods will receive an immediate payment "into an account she alone controls," and that the 10-year timeframe -- which began when they married in 2004 -- has been shortened and the value increased "substantially."

The Daily Beast quotes "a lawyer familiar with the couple's negotiations" in reporting that the term of the prenup has been shortened to seven years, and that a series of staggered payments could increase the total value to $75 million.

But apparently there's also a behavioral component to all this: Elin Woods must "be a dutiful wife in showing up with him at social events and in public as if they were still the perfect couple, and sign a nondisclosure form that will prevent her from ever telling her story."

It's important to note that to date, there's no concrete evidence that Elin Woods has ever been anything but the perfectly dutiful golf wife. I'm sure the Woodses would like nothing more than to portray domestic calm to the world, and Elin Woods now apparently has several million more reasons to do just that.
 
Tiger Woods Used Childhood Friend as Cover

Posted Dec 3rd 2009 6:04PM by TMZ Staff

TMZ has learned one of Tiger Woods' employees helped the golfer secretly rendezvous with at least one woman with whom he allegedly had a sexual relationship.

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Sources say Bryon Bell, a childhood friend and President of Tiger Woods Design, bought a plane ticket for Rachel Uchitel to go to Australia in mid-November to secretly spend time with Tiger.

The ticket was purchased by Bell using a credit card. He also booked a room for Uchitel at the Crown Towers Hotel in Melbourne.

The trip coincided with the Australian Masters -- which Tiger won.

We've learned Bell actually flew with Uchitel to Melbourne and both had rooms at the hotel.
 
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