Re: Breaking News!!!!Tiger Woods Statement -- 'I Let My Family Down'
" Personal sins should not require press releases and problems within a family shouldn't have to mean public confessions. "
That is a helluva line.....that alone will save him.
And what's with all the save his marriage bullshit...."that bitch ain't going a cot damn place."
She won't leave immediately, but she will leave....the countdown clock has started. It's better in court if the wife can make it look like she tried to work it out but just couldn't. She won't look like just a money-grubbing nanny-turned-millionaire housewife trying to escape to a new life filled with half Tiger's money and new dick.
But we all know.
You'd think after the Superhead debacles and Kwame Kilpatrick that dudes would know better. Just for the record:
Rules:
Chicks are no better at cheating than men despite the myth. But they do have one key advantage: they are less likely to leave a paper trail or evidence. Why? Because men usually initiate calls to get some ass and pay for dinners, gifts and hotels, we don't have long-ass hair that gets everywhere and we don't carry up a bunch of shit to leave lying around. All the girl does is show up and spread her legs, while the guy is erasing texts, voicemails, e-mails, hiding condoms, checking for stray hairs and ripping up receipts. Lesson: no paper trail. No evidence.
1) Stay on your level when picking sidepieces. The chick has to have something to lose.
2) Keep it movin. NO LONG-TERM DEALINGS. One month or two tops, no matter how fire the head.
3) No texts, no e-mails, no voicemails, separate pre-paid SIM cards. The chick shouldn't even have your number and you don't keep her number recorded anywhere. When I used to cheat back in the day, I had a crazy memory for numbers so the phone was pristine. If you want to give her a number, give her a throwaway voicemail box or, nowadays, Google Voice (assuming you don't actually use the GV number for anything else or ever call her from it).
4) If you can, only call her at work (so she won't have a record). You call her when you're in town and have a reason to be in that town...don't go visit this chick just because. Tell her where to be and that's it.
4a) Now apparently, telling dudes to text doesn't work. Cats seem to love it. So if you absolutely must text, text through the Internet. For instance, if the jumpoff has Verizon, go to text.vzw.com and send your message that way with an off-the-wall nickname. She can't text you back, but who gives a fuck. You can even do this using the browser on your phone if you want to send a message en-route.
5) Set up shit last-minute and spur of the moment. And don't see her every time you're in town so she can't expect it and is always off-balance. On Tiger's level and even for everyday dudes with game, she will drop everything to meet up so don't worry about reserving time by calling a week in advance. Call that chick an hour before you want to see her. She can't make it? Keep it moving.
6) Don't get caught up. This is the key issue. For him to deal with this chick for years, means he was feeling her and got sloppy.
7) Realize this shit is work and if you're not up to it, don't fuckin cheat. Like I said in the other thread, you have a better than 50/50 chance of finding a woman who will LET you fuck other bitches (at least occasionally) because she wants to fuck other bitches or because she isn't bothered by it as long as you're respectful. If you're rich, that percentage is 90/10. Try honesty. It works. Trust.