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Is anyone else gettin this shit constantly when they click on pages or threads?....Our old board favorite Database error message?...:hmm:


Database error
The database has encountered a problem.

--------------------------------------------------------------------------------

Please try the following:
Load the page again by clicking the Refresh button in your web browser.
Open the www.bgol.us home page, then try to open another page.
Click the Back button to try another link.

The www.bgol.us forum technical staff have been notified of the error, though you may contact them if the problem persists.

We apologise for any inconvenience
 
Re: Database error???.....smh AGAIN.....

damn nigga we aint officially open yet.
 
Re: Database error???.....smh AGAIN.....

Yep
1959784-8cc
:smh::smh::smh:
 
Re: Database error???.....smh AGAIN.....

yeah, im gettin them too... but HNIC said he wasnt done fixing everything...he jus opened the board cuz he knew mofos was DYIN with the board down...
 
Re: Database error???.....smh AGAIN.....

midnight410 said:
yeah, im gettin them too... but HNIC said he wasnt done fixing everything...he jus opened the board cuz he knew mofos was DYIN with the board down...
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...ain't nothin like walking into what's supposed to be a 5 star hotel...that still has scaffolds up, spackle drippin offa the ceiling on you, and wet paint everywhere....:rolleyes::hmm:
 
Re: Database error???.....smh AGAIN.....

I'm actually surprised that the board is running so well. DB errors are very common when moved. Sometimes file structures change even you think you've done anything right.

And it's not like this is HNIC's doing. There are DBA's and SA's working on this.

In nearly 10 years of working in IT, I've never seen a DB move, or any kind of move of data from one server to another go smoothly which is why companies employ some sort of redundant system so it appears seamless to the average user, but I digress.


Just give it some time.

I guess none of you guy never had your pc crash.
 
Re: Database error???.....smh AGAIN.....

femmenoire said:
I'm actually surprised that the board is running so well. DB errors are very common when moved. Sometimes file structures change even you think you've done anything right.

And it's not like this is HNIC's doing. There are DBA's and SA's working on this.

In nearly 10 years of working in IT, I've never seen a DB move, or any kind of move of data from one server to another go smoothly which is why companies employ some sort of redundant system so it appears seamless to the average user, but I digress.


Just give it some time.

I guess none of you guy never had your pc crash.
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lies.

it take 1 freelance person 1-2 hours to move this mfer. and you telling me that there are........................MULTIPLE DBAs and SAs WORKING TOGETHER AND ITS TAKING 2-3 DAYS?

..............LOL!........they gotta be retarded. seriously.....a bunch of retarded dudes working on this and dont know what the fuck theyre doing.

only thing we would need to wait on is the DNS to propogate.

10 years working IT......and.....

STOP LYING CHICK! you are totally fucken clueless. lOL! you work in IT for real? stop fucken playing.
 
Re: Database error???.....smh AGAIN.....

BurnOfTheGlock said:
lies.

it take 1 freelance person 1-2 hours to move this mfer. and you telling me that there are........................MULTIPLE DBAs and SAs WORKING TOGETHER AND ITS TAKING 2-3 DAYS?

..............LOL!........they gotta be retarded. seriously.....a bunch of retarded dudes working on this and dont know what the fuck theyre doing.

only thing we would need to wait on is the DNS to propogate.

10 years working IT......and.....

STOP LYING CHICK! you are totally fucken clueless. lOL! you work in IT for real? stop fucken playing.
Click to expand...

A DNS record change and its propegation actually doesn't take long at all. You are the one that's clueless.
 
Re: Database error???.....smh AGAIN.....

femmenoire said:
BurnOfTheGlock said:
lies.

it take 1 freelance person 1-2 hours to move this mfer. and you telling me that there are........................MULTIPLE DBAs and SAs WORKING TOGETHER AND ITS TAKING 2-3 DAYS?

..............LOL!........they gotta be retarded. seriously.....a bunch of retarded dudes working on this and dont know what the fuck theyre doing.

only thing we would need to wait on is the DNS to propogate.

10 years working IT......and.....

STOP LYING CHICK! you are totally fucken clueless. lOL! you work in IT for real? stop fucken playing.
Click to expand...



A DNS record change and its propegation actually doesn't take long at all. You are the one that's clueless.
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:lol::lol::lol:

pT6wTUG0IK.jpg

:lol::lol::lol:

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Re: Database error???.....smh AGAIN.....

femmenoire said:
A DNS record change and its propegation actually doesn't take long at all. You are the one that's clueless.
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bull shit! that takes 24-48 hours unless you have access to the dns records on the server.

sit yo ass down! and make that ass clap.

:x
 
Re: Database error???.....smh AGAIN.....

lightbright said:
...ain't nothin like walking into what's supposed to be a 5 star hotel...that still has scaffolds up, spackle drippin offa the ceiling on you, and wet paint everywhere....:rolleyes::hmm:
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:lol::lol::lol::lol:

Just cuz that shit has happened to me before ^^
 
Re: Database error???.....smh AGAIN.....

BurnOfTheGlock said:
lies.

it take 1 freelance person 1-2 hours to move this mfer. and you telling me that there are........................MULTIPLE DBAs and SAs WORKING TOGETHER AND ITS TAKING 2-3 DAYS?

..............LOL!........they gotta be retarded. seriously.....a bunch of retarded dudes working on this and dont know what the fuck theyre doing.

only thing we would need to wait on is the DNS to propogate.

10 years working IT......and.....

STOP LYING CHICK! you are totally fucken clueless. lOL! you work in IT for real? stop fucken playing.
Click to expand...

Coon.jpg
 
Re: Database error???.....smh AGAIN.....

Costanza said:
:lol:

Anybody notice the new banner-- Black Girl Online, brought to you by White Boy Stomp, "White boys, finally getting their own back."

Where are all you militants on this shit? :confused:
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the bgol black panther party is actually a strange crew.

i can't exactly speak for them because i'm AGAINST whore segregation on a free porn board.

but they don't want white women posted on bgol... that's it.

a black woman getting fucked by 2 white boys = ok to them.
an asian woman with an infected pussy posted = ok to them.
mexican lust posted = OK to ALL of us. that old bitch is fine. :yes:
musty, racist "dot" indians getting fucked by white boys = ok to them.

just NO white gals on BGOL...

the ONLY white gals that get a pass are gianna, sara jay (online), and ice t's plastic snowflake, coco.

and if you post a white gal, they'll be bumping that post all night with their complaints. yes, they are a strange crew... :lol:
 
Re: Database error???.....smh AGAIN.....

femmenoire said:
I'm actually surprised that the board is running so well. DB errors are very common when moved. Sometimes file structures change even you think you've done anything right.

And it's not like this is HNIC's doing. There are DBA's and SA's working on this.

In nearly 10 years of working in IT, I've never seen a DB move, or any kind of move of data from one server to another go smoothly which is why companies employ some sort of redundant system so it appears seamless to the average user, but I digress.


Just give it some time.

I guess none of you guy never had your pc crash.
Click to expand...

BurnOfTheGlock said:
lies.

it take 1 freelance person 1-2 hours to move this mfer. and you telling me that there are........................MULTIPLE DBAs and SAs WORKING TOGETHER AND ITS TAKING 2-3 DAYS?

..............LOL!........they gotta be retarded. seriously.....a bunch of retarded dudes working on this and dont know what the fuck theyre doing.

only thing we would need to wait on is the DNS to propogate.

10 years working IT......and.....

STOP LYING CHICK! you are totally fucken clueless. lOL! you work in IT for real? stop fucken playing.
Click to expand...

Actually, I've never had that problem. That's why you test before going live. It's what's ApacheBench, Siege and scripts like the MySQL Performance Tuning Primer Script are for. Adding an opcode cache like APC or Xcache for your PHP scripts wouldn't hurt. ;) And since some people are using the latest version of VBulletin, they should setup a memcache server and move Vbulletin's datastore there. Move avatars to the filesystem instead of leaving them in the database. Why waste those database calls.

Look into using taskset to bind Apache and MySQL to separate cpus. If that doesn't work, use PLPA (Portable Linux Processor Affinity) instead.

Disclaimer: Vbulletin default settings aren't optimized "out of the box".
 
Re: Database error???.....smh AGAIN.....

BurnOfTheGlock said:
bull shit! that takes 24-48 hours unless you have access to the dns records on the server.

sit yo ass down! and make that ass clap.

:x
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Nope, that's what we tell you just in case that it does, and it never does. But it generally DNS and MX records changes propegate within the next few hours. If you're dealing with a piddly ISP and even if you are, they are generally piggybacking off of a bigger ISP.

I.E. Go Daddy leases from AT&T. AT&T refreshes their DNS cache periodically through the day because of their large client base.

Now you make that ass clap bitch.
 
Re: Database error???.....smh AGAIN.....

I've seen DNS propagation almost instantaneous. It all depends on a DNS server's caching mechanism (TTL). There are a lot of poorly configured DNS servers out there though.
 
Re: Database error???.....smh AGAIN.....

femmenoire said:
BurnOfTheGlock said:
bull shit! that takes 24-48 hours unless you have access to the dns records on the server.

sit yo ass down! and make that ass clap.

:x
Click to expand...


Nope, that's what we tell you just in case that it does, and it never does. But it generally DNS and MX records changes propegate within the next few hours. If you're dealing with a piddly ISP and even if you are, they are generally piggybacking off of a bigger ISP.

I.E. Go Daddy leases from AT&T. AT&T refreshes their DNS cache periodically through the day because of their large client base.

Now you make that ass clap bitch.
Click to expand...

:lol::lol::lol:

zaR90.jpg
 
Re: Anyone else getting database errors

Not yet, thank goodness that shit almost made me leave BGOL a while back
 
Re: Anyone else getting database errors

i think the server was reset around 9:25cst ....and then the rapid influx overloaded the database momentary.....


shit happens....
 
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