MC Hammer Releases Jay-Z Diss Trailer

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WORLD WAR K aka Sensei ALMONDZ
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trailer for the "King Hammer" project
the answer to Jay "Hellboy" Z's diss of King Hammer
Jay "HellBoy" Z fired a shot ...King Hammer is "firing back".. "Better Run Run"
 
I call Shenanigans! On the grounds that MC Hammer puts hits out on niggaz who disrespect him. (Reference: 3rd Bass)
 
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Someone needs to backhand him

His irrelevance isn't due to lack of attention, it's due to lack of rapping ability.

Put out some gospel rap albums and start opening for Mary Mary
 
Basically Hamster got tired of being broke and had Joe Camel drop a reference to spark a queef in the hopes of selling some singles :hmm:
 
y he cryin now when everyone done picked on him lol sit down hammer no one gonna buy the album it didnt work when u went at em y would it work wit jay?
 
I call Shenanigans! On the grounds that MC Hammer puts hits out on niggaz who disrespect him. (Reference: 3rd Bass)



Correction.

MC Hammer who had the money to pay 500,000 a month in employee salary had cats step to people who disrespected him.

He hasn't had it like that since 92, 93. No way in hell Hammer can get at somebody who has six figure millions.

I read somewhere that this isn't even going to be a song its going to be some type of mini-movie:confused::smh:
 
Whats the story on this?

Back in the 90's Hammer put 60,000 on 3rd Base because he thought they had a line insulting his mother.

Here's MC Serch speaking on it.





PB: That really did happen then?

S: Oh yeah, that really happened. "Really happened" is like the biggest under-statement, it was beyond really happened. That **** is like as real as breathing air! Ok here's the whole thing: So we diss Hammer, and Hammer wasn't really pissed about Gas Face, he was really pissed about "Cactus", when Pete said "The Cactus turned Hammer's Mother out". He took that as a straight diss to his Mom, and we weren't dissing his Mom. We were putting a play on words with "Turn this mother out" and the Cactus turned this mother out * we turned him out, we're just hotter. Ok, he took it as a diss to his Mom. So we get on a plane at that time, and we're on our way to L.A and I'm with my then girl, now wife, Chantelle, and Pete's with his girl Roxanne, and Daddy Rich is with his girl, and we're just like "Oh my god, we're going to Cali, this is amazing". So we're on the plane, and I got this whole story obviously from later in life, but this is how it went down: Louis Burrell - Hammer's brother - calls Rush and talks to Carmen Ashhurst Watson, who was the president of Def Jam at the time. And he says to her "Is 3rd Bass really coming to L.A?", and Carmen says "Yeah", and Louis says "Good THEY'RE DEAD!" and hung up the phone. So the basically had to figure out who was involved in what, and where, and how.



PB: And you're on the plane oblivious to all of this?

S: Yep. So they basically got 5 hours to clear this up before we land. They put a $60,000 hit out with one of the biggest gangs in L.A., for any member who got to us and could prove it - a huge amount of money. They contact Mike Conception, who at that time was doing that record "We're All in the Same Gang", and Hammer had got Mike's help. So Russell manages to get hold of Mike and says "Listen this can't go down, how do we stop this", and he says "It's too late now, we can't stop it", and Russell is like "No, no. I'll do anything!". So Mike finally says "Listen, I want to go to the American Music Awards, and I want to sit next to Michael Jackson, and then we won't kill them, we'll just break their legs, but you'll still be able to film them on TV from the waist up". This was his reasoning! Russell says "No, you can't shoot them at all", and finally that's the deal that they made. So Russell calls Donny Inner and Tommy Motola and he explains the situation, and if you check the seating plan for the American music awards from 1990Ĺ  Michael Jackson Mike Conception. We get off the plane and we're like "This is Cali!", we're amped, and the second we get off the plane, the guy that wound up being our security for 4 years * Uncle Mel * grabs us and is like "Get in the van!!!", and is pushing us together with about 5 other bodyguards. Now we're thinking that we're the Beatles, we're like "Yo, they must be stopping fans from ripping our clothes off, we're out of control!". When we get in the van, we're noticing strange things, like the windows are plexi-glass, there's no way to open the doors, there's no handles. We're thinking that we're HUGE! We get in the van and we're told that we have a whole floor booked at the Hyatt and that we can't have any guests, and we're like "Whoa!". We still don't get it.
 
Back in the 90's Hammer put 60,000 on 3rd Base because he thought they had a line insulting his mother.

Here's MC Serch speaking on it.

PB: That really did happen then?

S: Oh yeah, that really happened. "Really happened" is like the biggest under-statement, it was beyond really happened. That **** is like as real as breathing air! Ok here's the whole thing: So we diss Hammer, and Hammer wasn't really pissed about Gas Face, he was really pissed about "Cactus", when Pete said "The Cactus turned Hammer's Mother out". He took that as a straight diss to his Mom, and we weren't dissing his Mom. We were putting a play on words with "Turn this mother out" and the Cactus turned this mother out * we turned him out, we're just hotter. Ok, he took it as a diss to his Mom. So we get on a plane at that time, and we're on our way to L.A and I'm with my then girl, now wife, Chantelle, and Pete's with his girl Roxanne, and Daddy Rich is with his girl, and we're just like "Oh my god, we're going to Cali, this is amazing". So we're on the plane, and I got this whole story obviously from later in life, but this is how it went down: Louis Burrell - Hammer's brother - calls Rush and talks to Carmen Ashhurst Watson, who was the president of Def Jam at the time. And he says to her "Is 3rd Bass really coming to L.A?", and Carmen says "Yeah", and Louis says "Good THEY'RE DEAD!" and hung up the phone. So the basically had to figure out who was involved in what, and where, and how.



PB: And you're on the plane oblivious to all of this?

S: Yep. So they basically got 5 hours to clear this up before we land. They put a $60,000 hit out with one of the biggest gangs in L.A., for any member who got to us and could prove it - a huge amount of money. They contact Mike Conception, who at that time was doing that record "We're All in the Same Gang", and Hammer had got Mike's help. So Russell manages to get hold of Mike and says "Listen this can't go down, how do we stop this", and he says "It's too late now, we can't stop it", and Russell is like "No, no. I'll do anything!". So Mike finally says "Listen, I want to go to the American Music Awards, and I want to sit next to Michael Jackson, and then we won't kill them, we'll just break their legs, but you'll still be able to film them on TV from the waist up". This was his reasoning! Russell says "No, you can't shoot them at all", and finally that's the deal that they made. So Russell calls Donny Inner and Tommy Motola and he explains the situation, and if you check the seating plan for the American music awards from 1990Ĺ  Michael Jackson Mike Conception. We get off the plane and we're like "This is Cali!", we're amped, and the second we get off the plane, the guy that wound up being our security for 4 years * Uncle Mel * grabs us and is like "Get in the van!!!", and is pushing us together with about 5 other bodyguards. Now we're thinking that we're the Beatles, we're like "Yo, they must be stopping fans from ripping our clothes off, we're out of control!". When we get in the van, we're noticing strange things, like the windows are plexi-glass, there's no way to open the doors, there's no handles. We're thinking that we're HUGE! We get in the van and we're told that we have a whole floor booked at the Hyatt and that we can't have any guests, and we're like "Whoa!". We still don't get it.
DAMN! didn't know that. :eek:
 
So this clown is going to dance around in a Halloween costume just to say "Fuck Jay-z?"
 
DAMN! didn't know that. :eek:
MC Hammer speaks for the first time after almost 20 yrs about Serch from 3rd Bass's claim that MC Hammer put a hit out on his rap group 3rd Bass in the early 90's after they made a reference to Hammers Mother in their track Cactus:

"the cactus turned hammer's mother out."

Read Serch's interview about the incident here:
http://board.rapmusic.com/7317420-pos...
 
Hammer need to sit the fuck down somewhere.

MC Hammer all dick riding Rick Ross at the BET Awards and that song ain't shit but drugs, violence and debauchery.

I'm mean since he wanna get all holy and righteous, Hammer is pretty much saying doing the devil's work is ok as long as you ain't the devil.

Contradiction much?
 
MC Hammer speaks for the first time after almost 20 yrs about Serch from 3rd Bass's claim that MC Hammer put a hit out on his rap group 3rd Bass in the early 90's after they made a reference to Hammers Mother in their track Cactus:

"the cactus turned hammer's mother out."

Read Serch's interview about the incident here:
http://board.rapmusic.com/7317420-pos...


This bullshit, two 3rd Bass albums went gold. I'm sure both them cac mufuccas holdin more cake now than Hammer is. Serch was also the exec producer of Illmatic, he's still seeing paper off that album.:smh: at Hammer's old broke ass.
 
Hammer need to sit the fuck down somewhere.

MC Hammer all dick riding Rick Ross at the BET Awards and that song ain't shit but drugs, violence and debauchery.

I'm mean since he wanna get all holy and righteous, Hammer is pretty much saying doing the devil's work is ok as long as you ain't the devil.

Contradiction much?

this^^^
 
Stanley needs to sit his broke ass down. He went from entertainer to gangsta rapper, to preacher, to reality show star and now shit starter?!?:lol::lol::lol:
 
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