I'm about to start the night of right, hope I don't end up in jail or next to an ugly bitch.
Wish me luck
LS
Wish me luck
LS
Man, It's Friday, I don't have to work until Wednesday, and I'm on the clock!!
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Thanks Bro. I might have to do a solo. Nobody here wants to roll out. I have to see if I can get the driver to take me. 
It's Aguardente De Vinho Velhma which translates roughly to fire water.
It's Portuguese brandy they sell here in Angola. I finished most of that shit and I'm fucking with a cheaper brandy. I would fade the VSOP but the shit is 100 bucks here, I have limited cash and my credit cards don't work here.
you going to see 2 chainz tonight cuz?
Man....
I might have to wait til Sunday to hit the island. Supposed to be lots of women there. I want to see, cause it's like a 1-10 ratio where I'm at of hot women.
I need a fucking ride man. No cell service and no atm debt cards means I need a lil help doing something. The fuckin driver ain't here either.
Do you LS...
trying homie.
Last time I went out with the crew I got attacked by a thick ass drunk crackhead.
Don't ask.
Yes, right now I'm in Luanda Angola. I like the city, but you don't want to be out fucking around without backup.
trying homie.
Last time I went out with the crew I got attacked by a thick ass drunk crackhead.
Don't ask.
that bad?
I have a rule when I travel internationally. No public intoxication.
makes you an even bigger mark.
makes you an even bigger mark.
Are you good with hydraulics? or can you wire up shit? if you can do any of these two things, you can get on man.
Right now they are hiring anybody with a decent resume. The fucking senior technicians we are getting from Egypt have been pure shit.
This one dumb bastard tried to wire up a camera with steel grounding cable.
So the cabinet now has a sticker for "Egyptian Coax"
Exactly. I'm still cool to hang out (this shit is only 36%) but I don't speak hardly any Portuguese so I'm leery.
Hey, just brainstorming here but that would make a great thread. The craziest shit you ever did while drunk. Or has it been posted already? Hey, it's a lot of other dumb ass threads on here so...
that bad?
You just don't know. So much poverty here. I saw the broad during the day and she was cool. Later that night she was squatting between cars pissing in the street. When she saw me, she yelled "Biggie" and jumped on my back talking about "take me with you, give me money."
All the homies was laughing and shit, but I couldn't shake the broad, and I wasn't going to hit her, so I just kept walking until she got tired and let go.
All the while these fools are clowning and taking pictures and shit. Like I said, never go out with white cats, they get foolish when they drink.
The people here know I'm American, and the kids always hit me up for $$ but sometimes I just want to go out, have a few drinks, peep the broads and go back to the staff house.
I will find the thread that was posted here. If not, my partner from here should be back and he promised to take me to the island. Then I will post lots of pics.
Just a few BS pics
Thick half Portuguese broad at the international airport today
And the fucked up traffic, way worse than the 405 in LA.
My helicopter was over booked, so today was my second and last time going offshore until Wednesday.
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fagness was trying to portray you as a liar you know she can get catty
Dude. I'm old as shit, overweight (now) and ugly. Fuck I gotta lie for?
I have already posted from Singapore, Africa, the UK, Norway, South Korea, Texas, Japan and God knows where else. I wish I was a BGOL baller, single and fucking $50 dime whores in foreign lands.
You just don't know. So much poverty here. I saw the broad during the day and she was cool. Later that night she was squatting between cars pissing in the street. When she saw me, she yelled "Biggie" and jumped on my back talking about "take me with you, give me money."
All the homies was laughing and shit, but I couldn't shake the broad, and I wasn't going to hit her, so I just kept walking until she got tired and let go.
All the while these fools are clowning and taking pictures and shit. Like I said, never go out with white cats, they get foolish when they drink.
The people here know I'm American, and the kids always hit me up for $$ but sometimes I just want to go out, have a few drinks, peep the broads and go back to the staff house.
Dam man
cant even kick it without some bullshit. Ah well maybe you'll run into that half Portuguese joint later on..
enjoy yourself out there.
LoneStar29
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Man....
I might have to wait til Sunday to hit the island. Supposed to be lots of women there. I want to see, cause it's like a 1-10 ratio where I'm at of hot women.
I'm shocked
I have YET to meet a woman from Angola who wasnt beautiful ... same for the men
My friend took me to an Angola party one time here as well ... there wasnt one ugly human being in that entire place rotfl
Yeah you need to find your way to another part of it cuz you are really missing out
LoneStar29
Banned
Dude. I'm old as shit, overweight (now) and ugly. Fuck I gotta lie for?
Thats not really how I pictured you would look
lol
Ah yes! Ain't nothing like getting paid while at home or chillin. Enjoy yourself
Peace and Respect LS. Keep safe, Enjoy the time off well deserved.
Baby girl I'm downtown Luanda.
All the people are beautiful here, but in the way that I feel at home, even though I'm out of place.
The crackhead broad that jumped me would be a dime if it wasn't for the shit she was on.
When I go back and forth between the airport and the staff house I see the disparity that exists here. When I walk to the store, I will see 4-5 gorgeous sisters, but passing them I will see 50-60 on the sidewalk selling anything to make ends meet. Shit fucks with me. I end up giving away money to the young cats, but I'm doing them a disservice. 1/3 of our workplace are locals, but they lack the education to really improve their social status and the government is pimping the fuck out of them.
The ones that will listen, I give whatever knowledge I have to offer so that they can provide for their families, but it's a losing struggle.
Fuck it, first bottle is gone, I think I might be buzzed...
Ah yes! Ain't nothing like getting paid while at home or chillin. Enjoy yourself
Lonestar done got me listening to death cab for cutie lamenting my life..
Thanks baby.
LoneStar29
Banned
Oh my bad I misunderstood the post ... I thought you were saying that there was 1 cute girl for every 10 ugly ones
Aaaaaand that other shit sounds depressing as fuck ... yeah it would fuck with me too
Lonestar done got me listening to death cab for cutie lamenting my life..
Thanks baby.
I dont know what this means ... yeah I think its safe to say you are indeed drunk loooool
I'm bout to join you boo lol ... I just poured myself my first cup
Thats not really how I pictured you would look
I'm going to give up the ghost:
Combine this dude:
With this dude:
And Him:
With the dichotomies of these two comic characters;
= Me
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