Man Breaks Into His Ex-gf House To Nut On Her Face

[BRUCE LEROY]

Yeahhhhh bitch you want to leave me, take that while u sleep.....

 

[JD Walker]

 

[ShadyPat]

the part where she comes back from the bathroom and he was gone had me crying dude pulled some dark knight disappearing shit

 

[DickDastardly]

The airplane story from months ago is better. Some dude snuck up to 1st class undetected and found a vacant seat next to a chick splooged on her hair and face while she was sleep and went back to his seat in coach. She woke up touched her hair and started cryin talkin bout why didn't somebody stop him.

 

[ganjababy]

Take that - take that - take that ....

 

[Elroy]

Girl:

Girl:

Dude

Dude:

Girl

Girl:

 

[Brother Blues]

Good thing she didn't swallow the evidence....

 

[Strait_Laced]

damn...and some broads sleep with their mouths open

 

[KTD]

Girl:

Girl:

Dude

Dude:

Girl

Girl:

 

[mac_1979]

Take that Piggy!!!

 

[NinjaspiT]

this is the funniest shit...i have ever... heard...LMFAOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

 

[smoovejazz]

Hilarious!! That'll teach her to end the relationship without proper closure. I guess he had a happy ending...

...until he goes to jail and meets up with Fleece Johnson and the Booty Bandits singing their #1 song...

Although it was funny, I don't think it was worth it for all of that...

 

[Mrbonner]

I clicked the thread hopin it wouldnt be a black dude...but then jamaican at that

 

[Tdot_firestarta]

@ "'Fix har business'

damn it was a yardman that did this?!

DWPCL (DEAD with Pussy claat laugh)

 

[Big 50]

 

[greygoose]

i was about to say this has to be in japan or germany. they fuckin crazy over there with the jokes.
i was wrong

 

[tg1lmore]

 

[Hollywoodheat]

Girl:

Girl:

Dude

Dude:

Girl

Girl:

Take that - take that - take that ....

 

[truplutu]

lol

 

[BritishAirborne]

Y'all r missing the best part about this Story...The Jamaican Star is off the charts! Back in June on my 1st day there I bought the Star only to be greeted with the Headline in bold RED ink on the front page...'COACH BUGGERS ATHLETE!'
For those who don't know 'bugger' means ASS-FUCK!!!

 

[sirwoodz]

and the award for thread title of the year goes to...

 

[Dirtylakerie]

"Funny enough, he admitted to sneaking inside the house and masturbating but (said he) didn't mean to have his semen catch her in the face," the policeman said.

 

[lethal epiphany]

That has to be the craziest shit ever.

 

[kel_anth]

groupwavegroupwave

somebody give that fucker a medal!!!!

 

[LSN]

Girl:

Girl:

Dude

Dude:

Girl

Girl:

Yo I'm speechless. Dude musta been a big fan of that creep sleep site or whatever it's called when they fuck chics while they sleeping.

 

[LSN]

I clicked the thread hopin it wouldnt be a black dude...but then jamaican at that

Oh hell na the victim was black? You know she pissed. Hope none got in her hair.

 

[9791Style]

Yeahhhhh bitch you want to leave me, take that while u sleep.....

That's some of the most creative shit I've seen on this board!!!

 

[9791Style]

Hey, where can I find this clip at (with the sound, of course)? I know it was when Vince McMahon had his head shaved!!

 

[whackjobgrim]

This shit kinda reminds me of this.

 

[ifuno]

if he would have worn a ski mask it would have been the perfect crime!!!!

 

[thundercat]

lmao...hilarious

 

[Mr. Del]

Solid

liquid

 

[Quilly]

 

[xcluesiv]

if he would have worn a ski mask it would have been the perfect crime!!!!

 

[ThaBurgerPimp]

"no woman had better not ever hope to leave me!"