Man And Wife!! (people with sex problems your answer is inside)
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I gotta step on some pussy like I step on some feet.
dude: "i bought a mercedes... and you bought me a bowl? a bowl?"
lady: "it's not about the price, it's the thought... cause you eat salad and cereal a lot."
* dude leaves and gets the expensive purse.
dude: "i bought these rings, this bag, that mercedes, and i get a bowl? can i bring the bag back?"
lady: *silence.
*lady whispers freaky shit into his ear, and dude says, "you're gonna swallow?" she says, "yes," and THE WHOLE ANGER, SURPRISE ATTITUDE IMMEDIATELY LEAVES HIS BODY."
AAAAAAAHHHHH.... the power of pussy.
lady: "it's not about the price, it's the thought... cause you eat salad and cereal a lot."
* dude leaves and gets the expensive purse.
dude: "i bought these rings, this bag, that mercedes, and i get a bowl? can i bring the bag back?"
lady: *silence.
*lady whispers freaky shit into his ear, and dude says, "you're gonna swallow?" she says, "yes," and THE WHOLE ANGER, SURPRISE ATTITUDE IMMEDIATELY LEAVES HIS BODY."
AAAAAAAHHHHH.... the power of pussy.
max-dawg said:dude: "i bought a mercedes... and you bought me a bowl? a bowl?"
lady: "it's not about the price, it's the thought... cause you eat salad and cereal a lot."
* dude leaves and gets the expensive purse.
dude: "i bought these rings, this bag, that mercedes, and i get a bowl? can i bring the bag back?"
lady: *silence.
*lady whispers freaky shit into his ear, and dude says, "you're gonna swallow?" she says, "yes," and THE WHOLE ANGER, SURPRISE ATTITUDE IMMEDIATELY LEAVES HIS BODY."
AAAAAAAHHHHH.... the power of pussy.
max-dawg said:dude: "i bought a mercedes... and you bought me a bowl? a bowl?"
lady: "it's not about the price, it's the thought... cause you eat salad and cereal a lot."
* dude leaves and gets the expensive purse.
dude: "i bought these rings, this bag, that mercedes, and i get a bowl? can i bring the bag back?"
lady: *silence.
*lady whispers freaky shit into his ear, and dude says, "you're gonna swallow?" she says, "yes," and THE WHOLE ANGER, SURPRISE ATTITUDE IMMEDIATELY LEAVES HIS BODY."
AAAAAAAHHHHH.... the power of pussy.
Like Scoop said in the end, if a man buys a cheap present, he would catch all types of hell, but if a woman does it, its from the heart and its the thought it counts, damn fuck that she better swallow for the next month to make up for that shit, too bad men cant use the dick to trump a mercedes
Fat man Scoop is one of those rare brothers that deserve every bit of fame and fortune he is getting. I've met the brother on a few different occasions and he was always very humble. I used to bounce at a club in manhattan and he was one of the few cats who would let you search him, pay his own way and say thank you for keeping him safe. While other cats thought they could just waltz right in with their weapon, their entourage and never have to pay for shit. Whew sorry about that I spazzed for a second. Rant off now.
I was actually entertained. His wife could get it.
She got him a bowl
lol
She look like Montana. But bigger.
fuk that. young cats need to dig some of the stuff she's sayin, and how she's treatin her dude. 2 many of these younger girls are to vain, selfish and silly
His Wife Would Really Get A Good Pounding
She Got That Good Healthy Body
She Got That Good Healthy Body
Yeah, Scoop thats a real Good Student of the Game right there.
Good Black Business man.
Good Black Business man.
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