Lisa Bonet's Baby Daddy Is the "Conan the Barbarian"

[BigDaddyBuk]

- good point, but remember arnold did red sonja after conan...

i was about to say the same thing.

and how many different cowboys did Clint Eastwood and John Wayne play?

how many different cops has Bruce Willis, Eddie Murphy and Denzel Washington played?

so why should it matter?

i'm thinking Johnson's Disney contract is in the way of his playing Conan more than anything else.

 

[O.J PIMPSON]

shit I thought The Rock had this one in the bag

 

[Drayonis]

- good point, but remember arnold did red sonja after conan...

True and that movie sucked ass.

 

[Heist]

What straight man post pictures of shirtless men and uses the term Baby Daddy?

I told you, I copied and pasted the post. I don't give a fuck that he's shirtless in some pics. I'm not going to waste my time editing it.

And, what term would have been more politically correct for you?

Should the title have read, "The Biological Father of Lisa Bonet's 3rd Child ...."

Would that have been better for you? I put it in terms most niggas on here would immediately understand.

Because most niggas on here don't want to hear/read/see proper English and Grammar being used. No, "Nigga why you soundin' all WHITE and shit ..." or "Nigga why you soundin' all GAY and shit" would be the response.

So with BGOL, you're damned it you do and damned it you don't.

Fuck it - IF YOU SEE GAY SHIT HERE, THEN THAT'S YOUR HANG-UP, NOT MINE.

 

[heiesuke]

Uhmmm, Heist...this thread...

 

[Heist]

shit I thought The Rock had this one in the bag

Yeah, I was thinking Rock, Goldberg, Randy Orton, or Batista.

This was a left field surprise for me.

 

[sirwoodz]

Yeah, I was thinking Rock, Goldberg, Randy Orton, or Batista.

This was a left field surprise for me.

- oh yeah, batista would make a great conan

 

[Heist]

pretty much and when you add his past homo violations

I see a lot of niggas here have Gay and Homo on the mind - even when there's no gay or homo shit there.

Amazing. Why are you thinking about Gay and Homo shit so much?

 

[I Hate U!!]

Did this nigga Heist just use a movie as a reason to post up a bunch of muthafucking pics of a damn dude?????

This thread is waaaay too moist for me.

 

[I Hate U!!]

Did this nigga Heist just use a movie as a reason to post up a bunch of muthafucking pics of a damn dude?????

This thread is waaaay too moist for me.

 

[begel]

- oh yeah, batista would make a great conan

Naw, Dwayne Johnson(The Rock) is the best actor out of the bunch. He would of made an awesome Conan. Too bad he sold his soul to disney.

 

[SIDESHOW]

Uhmmm, Heist...this thread...

 

[Heist]

Naw, Dwayne Johnson(The Rock) is the best actor out of the bunch. He would of made an awesome Conan. Too bad he sold his soul to disney.

Ain't that they truth - but that Disney money is hard to pass-up.

They may not do so well in the theatre but DAMN if they don't clean up on the DVD market and rebroadcast rights.

 

[onyxfemme]

My thoughts are reserved for SOL..........

 

[Heist]

My thoughts are reserved for SOL..........

No, no, please.
Share and go into lurid detail.
But for everyplace you would say "Jason" or "He", please substitute "Heist"

 

[ElPopeye]

- oh yeah, batista would make a great conan

..or marcus fenix if the gears of war movie ever gets off the ground..

but this dude would be better off playing bishop if there were to be another xmen movie(unlike that 1st class one thats in development)

 

[LennyNero1972]

Man dude looks too soft for Conan, but I forgot, this is the metrosexual generation.

 

[mrfreekydeeky]

this is typical Hollywood bullshit. Dude is just not built for Conan the keyword BARBARIAN! Just cause he has a look, and can yield the sword, the BARBARIAN is a physically imposing figure. Knocking out horses and camels and shit! Agree wit Drayonis, leave that shit alone and start a new franchise.

 

[NoodleArmWhimsy]

I find you guilty of...man googling in the first degree

and they shouldnt touch a classic one of my favorite movies along with godzilla flicks

 

[yureeka9]

Did this nigga Heist just use a movie as a reason to post up a bunch of muthafucking pics of a damn dude?????

This thread is waaaay too moist for me.

 

[Heist]

..or marcus fenix if the gears of war movie ever gets off the ground..

but this dude would be better off playing bishop if there were to be another xmen movie(unlike that 1st class one thats in development)

Definitely Marcus Pheenix cause I swear the character model was built on Dave Battista.

 

[Heist]

I find you guilty of...man googling in the first degree

Last time saying it for the Noodle brains who can't seem to read or understand:

I just C & P'd the entire post off the movie section of my M/C board. I don't give a fuck that he's shirtless in some pics. As long as there's no faggotry/beastiality/trannies in the original post I copied it from, I'm not going to waste my time editing it.

 

[sirwoodz]

Naw, Dwayne Johnson(The Rock) is the best actor out of the bunch. He would of made an awesome Conan. Too bad he sold his manhood to disney.

- i went ahead and fixed that for you.

 

[Heist]

Why are you posting gay and homo shit so much?.......Grown ass man mad cuz another grown ass man doesn't have enough muscle to play a movie role and you go looking for shirtless pictures hell even old school shirtless pictures......

Reading comprehension --- your skills need improvement.

Last time saying it for the Noodle brains who can't seem to read or understand:

I just C & P'd the entire post off the movie section of my M/C board. I don't give a fuck that he's shirtless in some pics. As long as there's no faggotry/beastiality/trannies in the original post I copied it from, I'm not going to waste my time editing it.

 

[Lola]

Leave heist alone! I thoroughly enjoyed this thread.

I worship Jason. Damn. Ever since I saw him in "Johnson's Family Vacation", flirting with Solange, I've been in love.

 

[gene cisco]

They are trying to butchera classic, you just ain't topping James Earl Jones and Arnold. They could have made The Rock Thulsa doom and steve Austin Conan and had a better set up then this fuckery they are trying to film.

 

[Heist]

Does that make any better that you took it from somewhere else no.....You know you're suspect, which is why you reply to every post calling out your homo shit.....if it was all good you would just blow it off right? Don't worry this will just go down in your growing book of gayness

It's my post dumbass. Of course I'm going to respond.

And if you know "I post homo and suspect shit" why are you in every one of my post?!

You sound like the dude that say he goes to the Gay Club only because you want to point out and document the disgusting nature of what goes on in there and how sickening it is.

So you keep going back ... night after night after night ... and spend hours in there ... you know, to get more proof ... because it sickens you

 

[TheIntelCritic]

the fact he posted so many pics. one would have done the job.

My thoughts exactly. Nigga OD'd. How many pics of Lisa Bonet's man do you need to get a point across?

 

[Heist]

My thoughts exactly. Nigga OD'd. How many pics of Lisa Bonet's man do you need to get a point across?

....

Last time saying it for the Noodle brains who can't seem to read or understand:

I just C & P'd the entire post off the movie section of my M/C board. I don't give a fuck that he's shirtless in some pics. As long as there's no faggotry/beastiality/trannies in the original post I copied it from, I'm not going to waste my time editing it.

 

[Heist]

Dumbass? Getting upset?

yeah its your post but all you had to do was respond to the 1st person that said homo, end it and ignore the rest....but no you reply to every post calling you gay..must be something there

Im in every one of your post show me...


the reason I do click on some of you're threads is for the laughs i get from other people like now....

off the top

1.posting shirtless men when there was really no point..

2.Posting teen boys humping eachother....then deleting it after you got clowned

3.Photoshopping superhead with a dick picture you googled


....where theres smoke........

(1) Shirtless men make you feel some kind of way I presume.

(2) You mean the COLLEGE kids who OWNED their friend in a prank and sat his ass on his head? And from that you saw that as teen boys humping ... really? Fuck is going on in YOUR head.

(3) It's called a blowjob scene - a dick being in the picture is sort of implied?


How about this, ThreadCritic:
Keeps following my threads to see if there's gay shit and keeps seeing gay shit where there is none, because he likes seeing gay shit.


Like I said, you're like the dude who keeps 'accidentally' ending up in the gay club ...

But it's OK, Vito ... keep putting up that good front for your crew.

Remember, it's usually the one who always the first and loudest to scream GAY

 

[mrfreekydeeky]

Oh shit...he didn't pull out the sopranos clip!

 

[Heist]

If you thought it was cool...you won't have deleted it when called out.........Now you're posting gay gifs and talking about how you're friends act when yall accidentally go to gay clubs................you being in your late 30's with no kids makes a lot of sense now

Late-30's?

No kids = more money / less stress. Unlike you, where you're probably huddled in a corner somewhere with the monitor half covered so your kids don't see you on a porn board. And you have to erase your browser history this way your kid doesn't try to go to Dora The Explorer the shit autocompletes and brings her to Dora Get Drilled

Deleted it?
As far as I know it's still there. Why don't you go search for it since you like homo shit so much.



It's OK man -- I know all this hate is coming out of you because you're still upset and emotional about the BLUE OYSTER BAR being shut down.

 

[Heist]

This is your work

Her name is Superhead ...

And this is blow job scene...

So your issue here is, what exactly? That's there's a MAN and a WOMAN in the picture

I know - you're upset that there wasn't a MAN and a MAN in the picture. I know how offensive you find HETEROSEXUAL sex.




GTFO ... you're looking stupider and more of a simpleton with each reply.

 

[Heist]

History of Homo...

Oh and here comes your alter alias, THEMAINMAN. Whereever you go, he follows soon after with a reply.

Or you reply and quote each other A LOT.

You two dudes seem to hangout together. Blue Oyster Bar, much?

 

[curryshotta]

forgetting all of the other nonsense regarding whos a homo and who isnt this guy doesnt jump out at me as a Conan.

but then again thats what acting is about. the greats can disappear into a character.

a classic recent example is heath ledger and the joker. tons of people wrote him off even before seeing a script or a scene. and then they had to eat their words.