16 Lesbians Draw Their Best Cunnilingus Tips and the Result Is Amazing
Via a series of super weird, but awesome as hell drawings.
By Lane Moore
Apr 09, 2015
8.6k
If anyone could probably give you some great cunnilingus tips, it's lesbians on spring break. Cosmopolitan.com asked 16 lesbians at the annual Dinah Shore Weekend (aka the original "lesbian spring break") in Palm Springs, California, to draw their game plan for what they do the first time they sleep with a woman and the results were basically amazing. Let's do this:
1. This first one is great because it gets very specific (note the "mix") and also advises you to not finger her butthole the first time you have sex with her. Wise words.
2. This one takes a slightly different approach with "yes, def touch her clit" and "no, do not touch her butthole at all. I'm serious."
3. Emily, who wanted us to know she recently had a birthday, got so specific that it was hilarious watching how much time she spent on this. Also, not going to lie, this is really good advice. That's all I'll say.
4. This one is great because it looks like a fishhook that gives you an orgasm.
5. I love imagining a high school gym teacher writing this on the blackboard like it's a play for football, but nope, vaginas.
6. This one is so modestly written I'd almost bet the person who wrote it was wearing white gloves at the time.
7. This looks like the rantings of a crazy person but I'm sure it would feel awesome.
8. My heart just got really happy when I saw the words "equally" because it made me think of "equality." I don't know. It's been a long day.
9. Um, this one is a pretty exciting plan. Again, that is all I will say. Recommend.
10. I'm guessing the symbol on the side means "This whole area. Just all of it" which is fair
11. I love that Samantha was like, "Yep. This is my name. Here's my location. Here's how I'd make you come!" Good to know.
12. This one makes going down on a girl look deceptively easy.
13. This one is written like a sex recipe. "2–3 fingers and 1 tablespoon of margarine." But, you know, don't use margarine IRL. Or do. Is that a thing?
14. This one recommends butthole contact, but only if you use a very sot [sic] touch." That's a good game-plan for first-time sex
15. I gotta say, this one looks unorthodox for me and I am intrigued. Proceed.
16. This one is hands-down my favorite. "Get that clit, bro. Just get. That. Clit."
Via a series of super weird, but awesome as hell drawings.
By Lane Moore
Apr 09, 2015
8.6k
If anyone could probably give you some great cunnilingus tips, it's lesbians on spring break. Cosmopolitan.com asked 16 lesbians at the annual Dinah Shore Weekend (aka the original "lesbian spring break") in Palm Springs, California, to draw their game plan for what they do the first time they sleep with a woman and the results were basically amazing. Let's do this:
1. This first one is great because it gets very specific (note the "mix") and also advises you to not finger her butthole the first time you have sex with her. Wise words.
2. This one takes a slightly different approach with "yes, def touch her clit" and "no, do not touch her butthole at all. I'm serious."
3. Emily, who wanted us to know she recently had a birthday, got so specific that it was hilarious watching how much time she spent on this. Also, not going to lie, this is really good advice. That's all I'll say.
4. This one is great because it looks like a fishhook that gives you an orgasm.
5. I love imagining a high school gym teacher writing this on the blackboard like it's a play for football, but nope, vaginas.
6. This one is so modestly written I'd almost bet the person who wrote it was wearing white gloves at the time.
7. This looks like the rantings of a crazy person but I'm sure it would feel awesome.
8. My heart just got really happy when I saw the words "equally" because it made me think of "equality." I don't know. It's been a long day.
9. Um, this one is a pretty exciting plan. Again, that is all I will say. Recommend.
10. I'm guessing the symbol on the side means "This whole area. Just all of it" which is fair
11. I love that Samantha was like, "Yep. This is my name. Here's my location. Here's how I'd make you come!" Good to know.
12. This one makes going down on a girl look deceptively easy.
13. This one is written like a sex recipe. "2–3 fingers and 1 tablespoon of margarine." But, you know, don't use margarine IRL. Or do. Is that a thing?
14. This one recommends butthole contact, but only if you use a very sot [sic] touch." That's a good game-plan for first-time sex
15. I gotta say, this one looks unorthodox for me and I am intrigued. Proceed.
16. This one is hands-down my favorite. "Get that clit, bro. Just get. That. Clit."
