You know what, when he comes to he'll have ample time to critique the video- that his girlfriend will show to him as she goes to be with her new man...
He can bottle himself up and put himself into the crate he's carrying.
I used to hang with two kids that broke jaws in every fight they had. One of them I felt i could take if it came to it, the other guy I laughed at all his jokes. Mikes hands were made of Thor's Hammer. I know a kid that had to get dentures at 16.