Ladies, what is the dumbest thing a dude has ever said to you?

[Digital Angel]

My man is a genius so I don't hear dumb shit often but before I met him I heard my share of dumb shit from some of the sexiest fellas.

Of course none of these guys got to "hit it" after saying any of this...

"You are so pretty to be dark-skinned" --WTF

"You skin is soft as candy" --I guess he meant cotton candy?

"Can my boy hit too!" Snoop was talking about groupies on that album!

"Your so well spoken, how did you learn to talk so white?" --So what does that make black folks?

"You have pretty hair can you be my baby momma?" -- This guy was serious

"What's your man got to do with me?" --Dumbest line ever

 

[femmenoire]

My man is a genius so I don't hear dumb shit often but before I met him I heard my share of dumb shit from some of the sexiest fellas.

Of course none of these guys got to "hit it" after saying any of this...

"You are so pretty to be dark-skinned" --WTF

"You skin is soft as candy" --I guess he meant cotton candy?

"Can my boy hit too!" Snoop was talking about groupies on that album!

"Your so well spoken, how did you learn to talk so white?" --So what does that make black folks?

"You have pretty hair can you be my baby momma?" -- This guy was serious

"What's your man got to do with me?" --Dumbest line ever

Do not even get me started on the "dark skinned, pretty" comment.

But that "what's your man got to do with me" turned into a hip hop classic!

Positive K!

I need to download that!

 

[Iron]

My man is a genius so I don't hear dumb shit often but before I met him I heard my share of dumb shit from some of the sexiest fellas.

Of course none of these guys got to "hit it" after saying any of this...

"You are so pretty to be dark-skinned" --WTF

"You skin is soft as candy" --I guess he meant cotton candy?

"Can my boy hit too!" Snoop was talking about groupies on that album!

"Your so well spoken, how did you learn to talk so white?" --So what does that make black folks?

"You have pretty hair can you be my baby momma?" -- This guy was serious

"What's your man got to do with me?" --Dumbest line ever

Yeah the dark skin comment irks me too.

 

[MTL]

While speaking to my then boyfriend (now ex husband) who is white. He asked me if my nipples were pink I told him to close his eyes and imagine a chocolate body with pink nipples. Silly man!

BTW the first time we fucked i had pink nipples (icing and food coloring)

 

[Shadow]

interesting play on the situation, MTL.

I take it his comment was based of off a true ignorance and not trying to be a racist smart ass, huh?

You could have posted pics of the icing on the nipples, too.

 

[onyxfemme]

interesting play on the situation, MTL.

I take it his comment was based of off a true ignorance and not trying to be a racist smart ass, huh?

You could have posted pics of the icing on the nipples, too.

Cosign!!

 

[ladyscorpio]

Cosign!!

*goes to find the handcuffs*

 

[CT's Finest]

interesting play on the situation, MTL.

I take it his comment was based of off a true ignorance and not trying to be a racist smart ass, huh?

You could have posted pics of the icing on the nipples, too.

SHO' NUFF!!!

 

[MTL]

interesting play on the situation, MTL.

I take it his comment was based of off a true ignorance and not trying to be a racist smart ass, huh?

You could have posted pics of the icing on the nipples, too.

I was the first black woman he'd been with. And he was not exposed to black people as a whole. He came from a small town, let me tell you that when i went to visit his parents, i could feel the eyes on me!

no pic, sorry it was over 10 years ago

 

[Shadow]

You COULD recreate a pic because you love us so much on SOL.....