'I WAS CORNERED...': Kyle Rittenhouse breaks down on the stand as he recalls the moments before he fired his weapon during a night of destruction and unrest in Kenosha, Wisconsin. https://fxn.ws/3C302gK
. Kyle Rittenhouse breaks down
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fake ass crying
I have a special talent. I can call up my cousin Earl or my cousin Ralph on command. I don't have to Karen Carpenter and shove a finger down my throat, I can just clenched up my stomach muscles and Earl
It's a rather useless talent, but I've had to employ it on a couple of occasions
2001 Super Bowl
I had this evil cunt of a bitch supervisor when I was working at Target. She scheduled every man to work on Super Bowl Sunday and scheduled every woman off
If you called off for any reason you were fired without question. None of the TVs in the electronics section were to play the Super Bowl at all
She stood watch over everyone just to be an asshole. All the women were scheduled during the day.
Everyone who has ever gotten sick at one of those jobs where your making just above minimum wage and get no sick leave understand that when you tell the boss you're sick they say, "Go sit in the break room for 15 minutes..."
As if some miracle is in the break room to heal you of all that ails you
I had different plans.
I had a pepperoni pizza before my shift. I was scheduled to work from 3 to close.
I prepared to win my Oscar that day. No one else was competing.
At 4:30 I walked up to my manager, eyes struggling,, holding my stomach and said, "I'm not feeling good BLAHHHHHHHHHH"
She jumped out of the way to avoid the projectile spew
I just barely missed her shoes.
"AAAAAHH!!! Go home. Go home. Go....HOME. Get out of here."
I walked toward the front of the store, head down, holding my stomach walking gingerly as if the next step would be Earl and Ralph Part 2: The Reckoning.
Fifteen minutes before my meeting with the manager, I called my brother to tell him to come pick me up at 4:45.
I walked to and through the exit walking gingerly, head down and holding my stomach. I spotted my brother's car in the parking lot and still maintained the Act, head down, holding my stomach and walking gingerly.
I wanted to ensure that if there were any cameras watching they would see the performance and not know it was indeed Oscar worthy.
I open the door of my brother's car, sat down, close the door and said to my brother, "Alright. Let's eat. I'm starving."
When I watch the Oscars later on that year, I discovered I was not even nominated. They gave the Oscar instead to Russell Crowe for his so-so protrail of Maximus in the Gladiator.
I was not entertained...
I'm kidding. Yes I was. We were all entertained
But that fake crying only fooled White people
LeBron James mocks Kyle Rittenhouse's courtroom breakdown: 'What tears? Knock it off'
Rittenhouse testified on Wednesday and broke down on the stand
By Andrew Mark Miller | Fox News
Jones: Media pushing Rittenhouse 'fake news' did it to win 2020
'Fox News Primetime' host Lawrence Jones revisits the violent events of last summer leading up to Kyle Rittenhouse's prosecution.
Los Angeles Lakers star LeBron James mocked alleged Kenosha shooter Kyle Rittenhouse over a video showing the 18-year-old crying in court while testifying in his murder trial.
"What tears?????" the 17-time All-Star tweeted Wednesday evening after the conclusion of Rittenhouse’s testimony in his unfolding murder trial, where the teen broke down on the stand recounting the August 2020 shooting he was involved in that left two people dead and one injured.
Kyle Rittenhouse is sworn in to testify during his trial at the Kenosha County Courthouse on Wednesday in Kenosha, Wisconsin. A legal expert said prosecutors coul dbe barred from re-trying him if a mistrial is granted and prosecutors were found to have intentionally caused it. (Getty Images)
PROSECUTORS COULD BE BARRED FROM RE-TRYING RITTENHOUSE IF PROSECUTORS INTENTIONALLY CAUSED MISTRIAL: EXPERT
"I didn’t see one. Man knock it off! That boy ate some lemon heads before walking into court," James added.
The tweet was retweeted thousands of times and liked tens of thousands of times about fifteen minutes after being posted.
Rittenhouse is charged with two counts of homicide, one count of attempted homicide, recklessly endangering safety and illegal possession of a dangerous weapon by a person under 18.
KYLE RITTENHOUSE: PROSECUTORS COULD BE BARRED FROM RE-TRYING DEFENDANT: LIVE UPDATES
Kyle Rittenhouse breaks down on the stand as he testifies about his encounter with the late Joseph Rosenbaum during his trial at the Kenosha County Courthouse in Kenosha, Wis., on Wednesday, Nov. 10, 2021. Rittenhouse is accused of killing two people and wounding a third during a protest over police brutality in Kenosha, last year. (Mark Hertzberg /Pool Photo via AP) (Mark Hertzberg /Pool Photo via AP)
TUCKER CARLSON: KYLE RITTENHOUSE'S TRIAL IS THE MOST BIZARRE COURT PROCEEDING EVER CAUGHT ON CAMERA
He was 17 when he and at least one friend said they traveled to the Wisconsin city from Illinois to protect local businesses and provide medical aid after two nights of businesses being looted and set on fire in response to police violence against Black people in the country.
Rittenhouse’s attorneys have argued repeatedly that their client was acting in self-defense and fired his semi-automatic rifle because he was being chased or faced with a gun.
Wendy Rittenhouse, Kyle Rittenhouse's mother, gets emotional as her son is cross-examined by Assistant District Attorney Thomas Binger during his trail at the Kenosha County Courthouse in Kenosha, Wisconsin, November 10, 2021. Sean Krajacic/Pool via REUTERS (Sean Krajacic/Pool via REUTERS)
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The prosecution has tried to depict Rittenhouse as the person who instigated the events, including by emphasizing that he is the only person to have shot someone during the night of unrest. During trial Wednesday, Rittenhouse's defense asked the presiding judge for a mistrial with prejudice, which would end the trial and prevent Rittenhouse from facing the same charges again.
Fox News' Stephanie Pagones contributed to this report
Rittenhouse testified on Wednesday and broke down on the stand
By Andrew Mark Miller | Fox News
Jones: Media pushing Rittenhouse 'fake news' did it to win 2020
'Fox News Primetime' host Lawrence Jones revisits the violent events of last summer leading up to Kyle Rittenhouse's prosecution.
Los Angeles Lakers star LeBron James mocked alleged Kenosha shooter Kyle Rittenhouse over a video showing the 18-year-old crying in court while testifying in his murder trial.
"What tears?????" the 17-time All-Star tweeted Wednesday evening after the conclusion of Rittenhouse’s testimony in his unfolding murder trial, where the teen broke down on the stand recounting the August 2020 shooting he was involved in that left two people dead and one injured.
Kyle Rittenhouse is sworn in to testify during his trial at the Kenosha County Courthouse on Wednesday in Kenosha, Wisconsin. A legal expert said prosecutors coul dbe barred from re-trying him if a mistrial is granted and prosecutors were found to have intentionally caused it. (Getty Images)
PROSECUTORS COULD BE BARRED FROM RE-TRYING RITTENHOUSE IF PROSECUTORS INTENTIONALLY CAUSED MISTRIAL: EXPERT
"I didn’t see one. Man knock it off! That boy ate some lemon heads before walking into court," James added.
The tweet was retweeted thousands of times and liked tens of thousands of times about fifteen minutes after being posted.
Rittenhouse is charged with two counts of homicide, one count of attempted homicide, recklessly endangering safety and illegal possession of a dangerous weapon by a person under 18.
KYLE RITTENHOUSE: PROSECUTORS COULD BE BARRED FROM RE-TRYING DEFENDANT: LIVE UPDATES
Kyle Rittenhouse breaks down on the stand as he testifies about his encounter with the late Joseph Rosenbaum during his trial at the Kenosha County Courthouse in Kenosha, Wis., on Wednesday, Nov. 10, 2021. Rittenhouse is accused of killing two people and wounding a third during a protest over police brutality in Kenosha, last year. (Mark Hertzberg /Pool Photo via AP) (Mark Hertzberg /Pool Photo via AP)
TUCKER CARLSON: KYLE RITTENHOUSE'S TRIAL IS THE MOST BIZARRE COURT PROCEEDING EVER CAUGHT ON CAMERA
He was 17 when he and at least one friend said they traveled to the Wisconsin city from Illinois to protect local businesses and provide medical aid after two nights of businesses being looted and set on fire in response to police violence against Black people in the country.
Rittenhouse’s attorneys have argued repeatedly that their client was acting in self-defense and fired his semi-automatic rifle because he was being chased or faced with a gun.
Wendy Rittenhouse, Kyle Rittenhouse's mother, gets emotional as her son is cross-examined by Assistant District Attorney Thomas Binger during his trail at the Kenosha County Courthouse in Kenosha, Wisconsin, November 10, 2021. Sean Krajacic/Pool via REUTERS (Sean Krajacic/Pool via REUTERS)
CLICK HERE TO GET THE FOX NEWS APP
The prosecution has tried to depict Rittenhouse as the person who instigated the events, including by emphasizing that he is the only person to have shot someone during the night of unrest. During trial Wednesday, Rittenhouse's defense asked the presiding judge for a mistrial with prejudice, which would end the trial and prevent Rittenhouse from facing the same charges again.
Fox News' Stephanie Pagones contributed to this report
I should be OBVIOUS to the jury that this punk didn't come to another town to protest the protestors, he came there with a gun to shoot somebody. Non of the protesters were walking around with big ass guns strapped to them. If they were, you didn't see these anti protesters confront them. They went where there would be no backlash.
Once again you prove what a useless piece of cat shit Mod you are...
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JUST IN: Judge Schroeder just made a seemingly racist and politically-charged joke about the Asian food they were eating for lunch: “I hope the Asian food that’s coming isn’t on one of those boats in Long Beach harbor.”
JUST IN: The Kyle Rittenhouse trial judge, Bruce Schroeder, just made a seemingly racist and politically-charged joke about the Asian food they were eating for lunch: “I hope the Asian food that’s coming isn’t on one of those boats in Long Beach harbor.”
JUST IN: The Kyle Rittenhouse trial judge, Bruce Schroeder, just made a seemingly racist and politically-charged joke about the Asian food they were eating for lunch: “I hope the Asian food that’s coming isn’t on one of those boats in Long Beach harbor.”
Forget about pulling the trigger for a second. Where was that remorse when the proud boys came down to celebrate his birthday? Dude sat there let them buy him drinks and serenade him and nothing. Not even a single tear.
Now that they've abandoned him and he's looking at the rest of his life in jail he's more than willing to play the crying game.
Now let's suppose for a minute that these tears are genuine. If it's really self-defense than what the hell does he have to feel guilty about?
It probably won't happen, but I sincerely hope that the next time he cries it's because a cell mate with the nickname mountain man tears his asshole apart.
yea he was faking but you know what....the white folks are eating it u .i seen it on the news yesterday and the news making this boys seem so harmless.its crazy....
Poor fella.
Having a bad day?
Having a bad day?
'IT'S ABHORRENT': LeBron James getting dunked on over his tweet about Kyle Rittenhouse at trial. https://fxn.ws/3HdU9RH
500 Wisconsin National Guard on standby as Rittenhouse trial nears end
PHIL HELSEL
November 12, 2021, 10:19 PM
Wisconsin’s governor on Friday put 500 National Guard members on standby as the high-profile homicide trial of Kyle Rittenhouse nears its end.
Closing arguments are expected Monday in the trial.
Rittenhouse, 18, fatally shot two men and wounded a third during protests in Kenosha following the police shooting of Jacob Blake last year.
He is charged with intentional homicide, reckless homicide, attempted intentional homicide, and other charges in the Aug. 25, 2020, shooting.
Image: Kyle Rittenhouse trial continues at the Kenosha County Courthouse (Sean Krajacic / Pool via Reuters)
The Wisconsin National Guard will stage outside Kenosha, available should they be requested by law enforcement, Gov. Tony Evers said.
“I urge folks who are otherwise not from the area to please respect the community by reconsidering any plans to travel there and encourage those who might choose to assemble and exercise their First Amendment rights to do so safely and peacefully,” Evers said in a statement.
Rittenhouse, who was 17 at the time of the shooting, went to Kenosha armed with a semi-automatic rifle. He has said he was there to protect businesses following unrest in the city.
He testified he fired in self-defense after he was attacked. Anthony Huber, 26, and Joseph Rosenbaum, 36, were killed in the shooting, and Gaige Grosskreutz, 27, was injured.
Prosecutors argued that Rittenhouse was unjustified in using deadly force.
The prosecution said Rittenhouse, who lives in Antioch, Illinois, about 20 miles away from Kenosha, was among those who were “drawn to the chaos” in the Wisconsin city and who added to the chaos there.
The protests were in reaction to the police shooting of Blake, a Black man, by a white officer on Aug. 23, 2020. Blake was left paralyzed from the waist down.
After closing arguments, the jury will begin deliberations.
Rittenhouse faces life in prison if convicted on the first-degree intentional homicide charge, and up to 60 years on each of the other homicide-related charges. He is also charged with two reckless endangerment counts, which carry up to 12 years each, and a misdemeanor weapons charge that carries a potential nine-month sentence.
PHIL HELSEL
November 12, 2021, 10:19 PM
Wisconsin’s governor on Friday put 500 National Guard members on standby as the high-profile homicide trial of Kyle Rittenhouse nears its end.
Closing arguments are expected Monday in the trial.
Rittenhouse, 18, fatally shot two men and wounded a third during protests in Kenosha following the police shooting of Jacob Blake last year.
He is charged with intentional homicide, reckless homicide, attempted intentional homicide, and other charges in the Aug. 25, 2020, shooting.
Image: Kyle Rittenhouse trial continues at the Kenosha County Courthouse (Sean Krajacic / Pool via Reuters)
The Wisconsin National Guard will stage outside Kenosha, available should they be requested by law enforcement, Gov. Tony Evers said.
“I urge folks who are otherwise not from the area to please respect the community by reconsidering any plans to travel there and encourage those who might choose to assemble and exercise their First Amendment rights to do so safely and peacefully,” Evers said in a statement.
Rittenhouse, who was 17 at the time of the shooting, went to Kenosha armed with a semi-automatic rifle. He has said he was there to protect businesses following unrest in the city.
He testified he fired in self-defense after he was attacked. Anthony Huber, 26, and Joseph Rosenbaum, 36, were killed in the shooting, and Gaige Grosskreutz, 27, was injured.
Prosecutors argued that Rittenhouse was unjustified in using deadly force.
The prosecution said Rittenhouse, who lives in Antioch, Illinois, about 20 miles away from Kenosha, was among those who were “drawn to the chaos” in the Wisconsin city and who added to the chaos there.
The protests were in reaction to the police shooting of Blake, a Black man, by a white officer on Aug. 23, 2020. Blake was left paralyzed from the waist down.
After closing arguments, the jury will begin deliberations.
Rittenhouse faces life in prison if convicted on the first-degree intentional homicide charge, and up to 60 years on each of the other homicide-related charges. He is also charged with two reckless endangerment counts, which carry up to 12 years each, and a misdemeanor weapons charge that carries a potential nine-month sentence.
You have got to be the dumbest fucking fuck in creation....... you're the only one replying.... you wanna know why????
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I was like for real, Which one of your attorneys told you to cry for special effects
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