[Kobe Thread] I Know Who I'm Summoning, But I Want To Get This Out...

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Kobe Bryant became my favorite basketball player back in 1996. At that point in his career, he was trying to pull off every dribble move God Shammgod had taught him, damn near every play - and he tossed up more ridiculous shots than Del Harris could stomach...

...which is why he sat. I've seen a few show-boating, chuck-a-holics in my day, but even back then, I saw something in Kobe that I had never seen before. It was akin to psychosis, and he never showed any sort of remorse for what he did. I've never seen a guy who could come down the court five plays in a row, miss, and think that the sixth one HAD to go down because the other five were so close(i.e. They weren't complete airballs). Most basketball players will start to pull back after two or three missed shots. Not Bean, though. It's as if he believes he can take on the cold streak, and subdue it by shooting the ball at the basket. Difficulty of shots taken be damn.

Hell, in the earlier part of his career, commentators had broken Kobe up into two different players: Good Kobe and Bad Kobe. Bad Kobe would go 1 on 4 or 5, because it was just not possible that those guys could stop him from getting his buckets.

The only thing that has changed is he isn't dribbling as much, and he isn't trying to dunk every play.


Fast-forward to last night:

Kobe Bryant came out of opening tip on some next shit. I don't think dude looked to pass for the first five minutes of the game even though he already had six shot attempts in four minutes of action.

At first they were falling, but I was not duped. I soon started to get a familiar feeling in my gut that basically predicted Kobe would keep firing long after he cooled off, BECAUSE he wet the first four shots.

Boy was I right.

For all of his study of film, and his rare dedication to preparation - I am thoroughly convinced that Kobe Bryant has some sort of mental deficiency that prevents him from understanding when enough is enough(I already know where this last sentence is taking some of you...). At times, he does get it. I've seen Kobe realize that four consecutive fall-away jumpers, from 15+ feet away, over multiple defenders was not the most efficient way to score the ball. As a matter of fact, he shot 49% at the beginning of the 2009-2010 season, and it was clear that he had learned to control his 'demon'.

Unfortunately, old old habits die hard, and I saw this dude reduce a 49% fg percentage to 45%, mainly because if he were to keep the game simple, he'd probably feel compelled to retire.

I'm going to roll with Kobe 'til he hangs it up, but I have no doubt in my mind about one thing: That motherfucker is crazy.
 

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Kobe is 179 pts from passing 'Nique for 10th all time... he will be gunning until he passes that mark. he was doing that shit last year when he was coming up on Jerry West scoring mark
:smh::smh::smh:

Darth Kobe can't help himself
:smh::smh:
 

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CO-SIGN KOBE IS THAT GUY. He'd run the score into the ground no matter who he play against. I admire that NEVER LET UP NEVER GIVE AN INCH AND GO FOR THE SOUL AND TAKE IT.
 

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i still dont understand why so much hate for Kobe, im not his biggest fan but I admire his game. Yeah he used to be a arrogant ass, and snitch but he seem to calm that shit down and hell Shaq forgave him.
I can't hate on him, I dont like LA, to be there my enemies but to blindly hate dude is to miss out on some amazing talents
 

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i still dont understand why so much hate for Kobe, im not his biggest fan but I admire his game.

I can't hate on him, I dont like LA, to be there my enemies but to blindly hate dude is to miss out on some amazing talents

word.

tobe's amazing talents as a defender against the heat were on display.

tobe's amazing talents as a teammate were on display after the heat game in interviews with the press.

tobe's amazing talents as a team player against the spurs were on display.
 

MadWun

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I agree with the OP.

I'm a Lakers fan. KB24 fan, but that ball hogging shit needs to stop. HE CANNOT DO IT ALONE!!!
 

cranrab

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let me expand

amazing talents = having the most sucessful coach + having the best post players

the hell you say.

i mean, how could the explanation be so simple?

coach jackson's winning percentage when he has a skilled post player

versus

coach jackson's winning percentage when he does not have a skilled post player

really that simple?
 

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you're right.

derek fisher has amazing talents too.

***Reviews western conference finals tapes....

Yes, yes he does

Adam Morrison, Luke Walton = right place right time
Tyrone Lou, Devin George = right place right time

Kobe = one of the GOATs no matter how much hate u have for him.
 

cranrab

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One of these days, I will get to the bottom of barnarc's hatred for 'Tobe'.

you might want to get to the bottom of why you're so sensitive about tobe first.

if an individual is unable to read truthful, accurate comments about tobe without interpreting them as "hatred", that individual has emotional problems.

seriously.
 

cranrab

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Kobe = one of the GOATs no matter how much hate u have for him.

sure.

name any other GOAT who had his team finish last place in their division.

here comes the "had no help" claim, right?

elgin baylor (a more talented fakers chucker) never whined and made excuses like that.

elgin baylor never lost in the first round of the playoffs.

before jerry west joined the fakers, elgin baylor didn't have another player averaging a double double, still made the playoffs, and still lead his team past the first round.

tobe isn't even in the discussion for GfakerOAT, let alone GOAT.
 

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Kobe has a huge heart and is very intelligent ... I didn't see the game but I guess he is still a bit immature ... might still be reeling from that pimp slap loss to the heat still :dunno:

He wants it more than anyone I know, and imo in life the person who wants it the most .... usually gets it, so I still got my money on him
 

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Re: [tobe Thread] I Know Who I'm Summoning, But I Want To Get This Out...

Tobe crushed his dreams son

if my dream was to be a coat tail riding, streaky volume shooter with the basketball IQ of a vegetable, you'd be right.

if my dream was to be a married man with children who tricks with white escorts from a service in NY, you'd be right.

if my dream was to excel at being the most selfish individual playing a team sport, who whines and cries about others while never addressing personal glaring weaknesses, you'd be right.

crushed 'em.
 

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sure.

name any other GOAT who had his team finish last place in their division.

here comes the "had no help" claim, right?

elgin baylor (a more talented fakers chucker) never whined and made excuses like that.

elgin baylor never lost in the first round of the playoffs.

before jerry west joined the fakers, elgin baylor didn't have another player averaging a double double, still made the playoffs, and still lead his team past the first round.

tobe isn't even in the discussion for GfakerOAT, let alone GOAT.

Man it's time to fall on your sword

It's been over for a long time

Lol at 'fakers'

7 nba finals in 12 years son..... 7

Kobe ain't jordan in my eyes but u have to be a complete idiot to deny the mans skills

Yall act like Jordan lead the league in assists that's muthafucka was a ball hog too and a shitty team mate but we are not judging personality traits simply skills on the basketball court

And the mans stats speak for themselves

With in a week he will be the 10th highest scoring player in league history

So yeah that make him one of the goats
 

cranrab

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Re: [tobe Thread] I Know Who I'm Summoning, But I Want To Get This Out...

Yall act like Jordan lead the league in assists that's muthafucka was a ball hog too and a shitty team mate but we are not judging personality traits simply skills on the basketball court

:lol:

and this is why you (and other non-BASKETBALL fans) fail.

why would michael jordan have lead the league in assists? michael jordan was the NBA's best post player playing in the triple post O. shaquille o'neal never lead the league in assists either. neither has pau gasol. that's not their primary function in the triple post. never has been, never will.

i didn't know that players who made over half their FGAs could be ball hogs.

interesting take.
 

BitchI'llKillYa

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Re: [tobe Thread] I Know Who I'm Summoning, But I Want To Get This Out...

if my dream was to be a coat tail riding, streaky volume shooter with the basketball IQ of a vegetable, you'd be right.

if my dream was to be a married man with children who tricks with white escorts from a service in NY, you'd be right.

if my dream was to excel at being the most selfish individual playing a team sport, who whines and cries about others while never addressing personal glaring weaknesses, you'd be right.

crushed 'em.

:lol:

This argument is completely laughable

So Kobe is a poor shooting, whore mongering, low mental capacity having, selfish athlete...

Is he ugly too???

You sound like the fat bitch in the club hating on the bad bitch sippin bubbly in the VIP as you cling to the Corona you had to blow the security guard to get is getting warm.
 

cranrab

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Re: [tobe Thread] I Know Who I'm Summoning, But I Want To Get This Out...

Lol at 'fakers'

:lol:

isn't it funny how unnerved and emotional people on BGOL get when i call them the fakers? but the same people giggle like little girls when other teams are called the miami "warmth" or boston "smell-tricks".

dallas cowboys fans don't get up in arms when someone makes a thread about the "cowgirls", washington redskins fans don't get hysterical when someone makes a thread about the "deadskins".

but fakers fans sure are quick to howl and moan.

must be the thin skin.
 

cranrab

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Re: [tobe Thread] I Know Who I'm Summoning, But I Want To Get This Out...

You sound like the fat bitch in the club hating on the bad bitch sippin bubbly in the VIP as you cling to the Corona you had to blow the security guard to get is getting warm.

i'm sure you know more about these types of women than i do, and the clubs they frequent.
 

BitchI'llKillYa

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Re: [tobe Thread] I Know Who I'm Summoning, But I Want To Get This Out...

:lol:

and this is why you (and other non-BASKETBALL fans) fail.

why would michael jordan have lead the league in assists? michael jordan was the NBA's best post player playing in the triple post O. shaquille o'neal never lead the league in assists either. neither has pau gasol. that's not their primary function in the triple post. never has been, never will.

i didn't know that players who made over half their FGAs could be ball hogs.

interesting take.

Jordan fg% .49
Kobe fg% .45

Damn that it... Kobe is ass
We should petition to the league to strike him from the records and strip the lakers of every game he played in (only the wins though cuz the were lucky the losses will stand as they reflect his true talent level)
 

BitchI'llKillYa

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Re: [tobe Thread] I Know Who I'm Summoning, But I Want To Get This Out...

:lol:

isn't it funny how unnerved and emotional people on BGOL get when i call them the fakers? but the same people giggle like little girls when other teams are called the miami "warmth" or boston "smell-tricks".

dallas cowboys fans don't get up in arms when someone makes a thread about the "cowgirls", washington redskins fans don't get hysterical when someone makes a thread about the "deadskins".

but fakers fans sure are quick to howl and moan.

must be the thin skin.

I lol'd you jack ass

Not emotional just funny how u go out of your way to insult the team but insist you are not hating

Your 'tobe' obsession is really out of control...

You damn near broke your neck getting into this post to declare him unworthy of any props or acknowledgment of his skills talent or accomplishments

Oh but I'm the emotional one
 

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Re: [tobe Thread] I Know Who I'm Summoning, But I Want To Get This Out...

Jordan fg% .49
Kobe fg% .45

Damn that it... Kobe is ass
We should petition to the league to strike him from the records and strip the lakers of every game he played in (only the wins though cuz the were lucky the losses will stand as they reflect his true talent level)

:lol:

The stan doesn't realize how big that 4% spread in FG percentage is.

And why even make the comparison to Jordan in the 1st place? He was better than cobe in every facet of the game.
 

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this is hilarious. they fall for it everytime. its like crack.
 

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Re: [tobe Thread] I Know Who I'm Summoning, But I Want To Get This Out...

:lol:

The stan doesn't realize how big that 4% spread in FG percentage is.

And why even make the comparison to Jordan in the 1st place? He was better than cobe in every facet of the game.

Not a Stan
Not in least

You have heard no argument from me on who Kobe is better than

I'm just saying you know as well as I do the he ain't trash

This man is a great player and his record shows it his stats show it his rings show it

This man actually dismissed 5 championships as right place right time lol

Not 1 or 2... 5

There was no comparison to Jordan on my part(as far as skill set)... I clearly said he is not Jordan hell no one is

But we all know he is the benchmark thats all NBA players must live up to

And even the God himself went to 6 finals so I'm saying th right place right time argument is worthless
 

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You sound like the fat bitch in the club hating on the bad bitch sippin bubbly in the VIP as you cling to the Corona you had to blow the security guard to get is getting warm.
:eek:
GAWWD-DAYUMMMMMMMM!

note: not taking sides but :smh:
 

cranrab

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Re: [tobe Thread] I Know Who I'm Summoning, But I Want To Get This Out...

Not emotional just funny how u go out of your way to insult the team but insist you are not hating

:lol:

typing an "f" instead of an "l" is "going out of my way".

thanks for proving my point about hyper-sensitive bitches.

cleveland cadavers, denver mcnuggets, portland trailblazers. nobody whines about those names, but fakers fans sure get defensive quick. estrogen is a helluva chemical.


Your 'tobe' obsession is really out of control...

You damn near broke your neck getting into this post to declare him unworthy of any props or acknowledgment of his skills talent or accomplishments

Oh but I'm the emotional one

my original post in this thread is below.

quote the part that is NOT factual.

in fact, quote any part that substantiates what you allege.

right. you can't, because none of it does.

you IMAGINING something that never happened illustrates a genuine disconnect with reality. you IMAGINING an attack where none exists is delusional.

so YES, you have emotional problems.

word.

tobe's amazing talents as a defender against the heat were on display.

tobe's amazing talents as a teammate were on display after the heat game in interviews with the press.

tobe's amazing talents as a team player against the spurs were on display.
 

cranrab

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:lol:

The stan doesn't realize how big that 4% spread in FG percentage is.

And why even make the comparison to Jordan in the 1st place? He was better than cobe in every facet of the game.

even more funny is how s/he tried to include the washington wizards FG% when in the part s/he quoted i clearly referred to michael jordan in the triple post O.

and for the record, to dispel the revisionist attempt, michael jordan was 50.5% during the time i was referring to.

tobe is currently 45.4% career, which is more than a full 5% below michael jordan.

and to continue with your observation, YES, it is clear that s/he doesn't understand how significant 5% is HUGE over a career.
 

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Re: [tobe Thread] I Know Who I'm Summoning, But I Want To Get This Out...

:lol:

The stan doesn't realize how big that 4% spread in FG percentage is.

And why even make the comparison to Jordan in the 1st place? He was better than cobe in every facet of the game.

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