Q4 - game over
some dimwit once requested that i look at what happens to the fakers when tobe has 29 FGAs...
what better time to do that than tonight?
tonight, tobe had 29 FGAs, making only 13 of them... and TRUE to the formula, the fakers LOST because of his GARBAGE play again...
16 missed FGAs, 2 TOs and 5 PFs gave the portland trailblazers 20+ additional possessions...
did i already mention that the trailblazers have the second worst record in the western conference?
tobe got used on D by 4 different players... tobe couldn't guard a glass of warm water, much less juan dixon, who finished 10-15 FGAs...
so tobe cried uncle at halftime and begged to guard steve blake, who finished 7-11 FGAs... when dixon and blake were through with him jarret jack also torched tobe...
when those 3 weren't on the floor to expose tobe's hapless D, ruben patterson came in for some iso work... ruben patterson finished 8-14 FGAs... tobe is CLEARLY a defensive miracle worker...
i already anticipate the herd of excuse-making sheep with their rehearsed cries of "tobe didn't have any help. the other starters weren't aggressive and aren't consistent"
let's see about that:
lamar odom went 6-8 FGAs
william parker went 5-9 FGAs
brian cook went 5-9 FGAs
chris mihm went 6-10 FGAs
WOW... you mean that cast of rejects, wanna-be's, and washouts ALL actually shot OVER 50% tonight? IMPOSSIBLE...
aw, so what? the fakers may have LOST, but at least tobe scored 41 points! that proves that he's the man!
