If Jesus had Twitter would he block his followers?
Jesus would use Vine.
"If I can't explain it to you in six seconds you're not going to get it no way."
*two cents*
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Joel Osteen is getting the treatment for not helping Harvey Survivors blocking niggas left & right
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Jesus would use Vine.
"If I can't explain it to you in six seconds you're not going to get it no way."
*two cents*
Jesus could turn a lecture into vines.
Right!! And they keep filling up their pockets.If Jesus had Twitter would he block his followers?
Yep.
Old Testament...
"Dad set rules, y'all was on that fuck shit and broke his rules, so he dealt with y'all accordingly. He's the jealous type."
New Testament....
"Love me and don't be a dick to people. THATS IT! Now, the last chapter is like the movie Apocalypse Now; you can take it literally or figuratively but imma really have my eye on you fucks that take it literally. Game of Thrones and the Lord of the Rings trilogy isn't fantasy enough? Jesus...."
*two cents*
Why black people go to the white man church I will never understand
Not surprised! That's why i don't mess with churches and organized religion. IMO, instead of building and having these mega churches, how about building and having mega shelters.
Joel let me tell you how to get out of this shit, ... let's take a page out of my book TV PREACHERS GUIDE FOR DUMMIES (amazon.com for just $29.99) step 1: say " the Devil made me do it step 2: Cry step 3: wave that bible in the air like you just don't care & finally step 4: 50 said let the haters hate & watch the money pile up
Joel's own personal Ark....
Y'all act like Olsteen's members are Any different than these blacks who can't even boycott the NFL. Those team owners showed you how worthless your life and struggle is and y'all STILL give them your time and money, so how much different is Olsteen than Jerry Jones or the others who said fuck black lives??? Tax payers fund stadiums same as the people fund their own churches. Same sheep, same outcome-the flock ain't going anywhere.
a zinger...
Plenty of hypocrites to be worried about besides a sanctimonious televangelist. Like how a nation of black athletes are too shook to support Kaepernick: their influence is greater than BLM activists. Deadass. Even the Klan.
Kill this coon shit. This is equivalent to bringing up black on black crime when people protest police brutality.
"to open"
wait until he actually opens it and i bet he'll open it after everyone's situated elsewhere
Thousands of years of dedication to false prophets says otherwise my dude
You mean Joel does not have a copy of the key?
The church staff houses got messed up also and they have a family of their own to look after. To open the doors you are asking people to leave their family and come to work.
How about hold Trump accountable for not providing resources.
Are you saying that Joel Osteen himself is incapable of opening a door?
You need staff to be there. Asking staff to leave their families and work extremely long hours is crazy. The government is supposed to provide resources
Seems like a GREAT thread to ask this and here we go.
Do couples PRAY to have great sex? If so, How does that work? Suck some titties, play with some pussy then stop get on your knees and pray the pussy stay wet, the pussy stays tight, balls deep and the nut is glorious?
I'm dead ass serious here. In pray, I believe you're supposed to be specific about what you want.
Do couples PRAY to have great sex? If so, How does that work? Suck some titties, play with some pussy then stop get on your knees and pray the pussy stay wet, the pussy stays tight, balls deep and the nut is glorious?
I'm dead ass serious here. In pray, I believe you're supposed to be specific about what you want.
why do you need the staff to be there?
What stuff is there at the warehouse of the furniture salesman
who has opened the door to his massive facility and is allowing
people to sleep on his mattresses and couches?
Your argument is weak. Joel Osteen does not want the poor people
of Houston to soil his pristine church, especially when he is not
making any money from them...All the other excuses you have invoked
are not valid.
I get your point, but i counter that you may not realize how far the Klan's reach is. They have sympathizers in every level of public office, obviously all the way to the Presidency. I would argue that thwir greatest influence is on the local level, where their governance affects our community on a daily basis.
Man cut it out. You got that black pastor out there swimming on TOP of a damn truck saving his people. That’s what you are supposed to do as a LEADER. Stop giving that CAC a pass.
Yes if you are married.
I thought about this last night also. The problem is many places are setup to Ben safe havens way before it after.
So my pernt is If he truly wanted to be a shelter he could had this personal in place way before anything happened. Shit even if it was just for his memebers, as I think more about it this ain't none of my business, them church members should have a few questions
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