Jay Leno: "Did you say something inappropriate?"
Jamie Foxx: Yeah... I so apologize to her.. [WHAT THE FUCK WAS ON MIND??? I INSULTED THE MOST POPULAR WHITE GIRL IN AMERICA AND I GOT A FUCKIN MOVIE COMING OUT IN A COUPLE WEEKS!] and this is sincere.. [MAYBE I SHOULD BRING UP THE FACT I'M A COMEDIAN AND NOT A GROWN MAN WHO'S ALSO THE FATHER OF A 16 YEAR OLD GIRL MYSELF.]I am a comedian, and you guys know that whatever I say, I don't mean any of it. And sometimes, as comedians, as we do, we go a little bit too far. [I'M YOUR CONSCIENCE AND THAT CLYMYDIA ON A BICYCLE SEAT LINE WAS FUCKING HILARIOUS] "I have a radio show...We're really the black Howard Stern. [EXCEPT THAT I'M AN ACADEMY AWARD WINNING SERIOUS ACTOR AND HOWARD IS JUST AN AGING SHOCKJOCK..OTHER THAN THAT WE'RE LIKE TWINS] We go at everybody [EXCEPT I FORGOT THAT MY AGENT TOLD ME TO LAY OFF POPULAR TEENAGE WHITE GIRLS..MENTAL NOTE: DON'T SAY SHIT ABOUT TAYLOR SWIFT..]. There was a situation with Miley Cyrus, [NOT REALLY, MY CREW WAS JUST TALKING SHIT AND BEING THE HEAD SHIT TALKER ON THE SHOW I FELT I HAD TO JOIN IN] and I just want to say, I apologize for what I said. [LORD, I HOPE THESE CRACKAS FORGET BY THE TIME MY FILM OPENS] I didn't mean it maliciously. [OF COURSE NOT EVEN THO WHAT I SAID WAS MORE MEAN SPIRITED THAN FUNNY..NOW LET ME REMIND THEM THAT I TELL JOKES FOR A LIVING THAT'LL GET THEM ON MY SIDE] You know I'm a comedian. You know my heart..[I ALSO KNOW YOU'RE KISSING MAJOR ASS RIGHT NOW..I'M YOUR CONSCIENCE]
Miley, I apologize, so I'll call you. I got a daughter too, so I completely understand. [COMPLETELY UNDERSTAND THAT I NEED TO MAKE THIS RIGHT SO THAT THE THEATERS AREN'T EMPTY ON THE FIRST DAY OF THE SOLOIST...I'M YOUR CONSCIENCE...SWALLOW YOUR PRIDE AND MAKE THAT MONEY NIGGA!]
