Jalen Rose on Scottie Pippen's Alleged Assault of an Autograph Seeker

Crazy story, I actually kickit with Jalen on some out of the blue shit back in like 05.

I used to hit this strip club called Goosebumps in the ATL. I would always fall through at like 5:00 cause I like to be in the strip club before stripper got into their money making mode. Plus Goosebumps had $5 dances and half priced drinks before 8.

So I'm in the strip club and it's only a handful of people in there besides the strppers and one bouncer. The DJ wasn't even there yet and they had mix cd's playing (sidenote: this was extra dope because there was no dj there to skip to the next track. I remember a Prince song came on and this bitch was dancing for like 8 minutes on a $5 dance).

So I'm getting a dance and I see Jalen and his homie chillin. None of the bitches in there knew who he was. I asked the stripper does she know who that is? She says no. I say that's Jalen Rose. She say's who? I say the multi-millionaire basketball players. She says really. Side note, this bitch was bad as hell.

I paid for my dance and another dance and told her to give Jalen a dance on me! She walks up on Jalen and starts dancing, I looks at her like, what you doing. She points at me and tells him that I paid for the dance. He looked over and I raised my drink to him.

Dude waves me over and we chop it up a bit. For the next four hours this dude got me non-stop double lap dances, three cigars and about 15 hennessy and cokes!

They were about to break out and Jalen asked me if I wanted to roll cause they were about to hit Magic City. I told him I couldn't roll. I couldn't roll because my ex and I stayed together at the time and she spent the last three hours blowing up my phone. I walked into the house smelling like stripper pussy.

We broke up a few months later! I should've kick it with the big homie Jalen.
:yes::yes:....Real Talk, nice story, thanks....Jalen is a cool dude.....
 
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