That I see opportunity!
I having no scrupuls, and having been taught well by my boy, Olie North, totally am willing to arm both sides.
An in such spirit, I would like to take the time to introduce you good people to this bad boy here . . . when you absolutely have to kill every muthafucka in the thread . . . .
Voila!
THE GUMBUMPER 4000 MAX!
ACCEPT NO SUBSTITUTES!!!
This little semi-automatic package of internet tactical terror is a self contained, " Asshole " in a box, chock full of internet BEEF features such as;
30 round detachable GOOGLE Thesaurus magazines, or, " Clips " - Everyone can sound intelligent with the use of this Google powered feature!
Titanium, " Chip on your shoulder " trigger!
Multiple turrets syndrome burst settings, fire off three, ( Fuck, shit, bitch ), or four, (Fuck, whore, hoe, MUDDERSCUNT ), well placed words center mass of your target!!
An who can forget the very popular, " Emotion " on the sleeve, aim point laser scope!
It's light. Handle's adjustable for easy carrying, good for righties and lefties!
Bidding begins @ the super low, low price of 14.95 on ebay in 1 hour! Be there, or be an L7!!
Ya'll need to chill. For real.
Ya'll need white Jesus!
lmao 
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you need to enter the XAT mafia domain 
