It's Official: Carmen Hayes is Baaaack!!!

[IT IS WHAT IT IS]

These hoes be scared to come to Chicago

I'll drop that 'ham all up in those guts

Have tha bitch walking like she got a Siamese twin

 

[Mt. Yukon]

I'd fuck... You know this... But I ain't paying to fuck based on past achievements. She doesn't look nearly as good as she did at her peak. I'd rather watch her best days on screen, rub one out, keep that money in my pocket, and have no buyers remorse.

 

[Hey Julian!]

Unless she's back on camera, this don't help me.

 

[Ill Paragraph]

Peace,

https://www.instagram.com/theycallmethemixeddollyparton/

"Mixed." These dumb hos..

 

[Ill Paragraph]

These hoes be scared to come to Chicago

I'll drop that 'ham all up in those guts

Have tha bitch walking like she got a Siamese twin