Instagram vs reality

[kirkout]

I had a hoe one time from a club called couples..in my city...went to waffle House and went to huh house..I was on some pills and drank...she had a big ol ass in da club...woke up next morning her hair and booty pad outfit, and waist band was on the flo..and I was so disappointed in myself...I asked her why? Why you do me that way? I kept it real with you...I was so wasted didn't even remember fuckin her...she remembered everythang and even said she rode mAh dick raw...I still feel awful...be careful out chea.. brahs'

That’s rape! This is a case for the bgol law firm of Quid, Colin, and Retlaw.

 

[dasmybikepunk]

These chicks need to go back to the hot comb if they can’t afford a decent curling iron. Lol. I bet her mama don’t even know what a hot comb is. I give her props for wearing her hair natural she just needs to learn how to style her hair in its natural state. Women be thinking that if they go natural it will be cheaper. That’s a no.

That’s one thing I don’t miss about being married...damn curling irons all over the bathroom. My damn ex had the professional hot iron set. Those damn little curling irons was all over the damn place on her sink side of the bathroom!

 

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[dasmybikepunk]

He called her Jess Hilarious MJ with the Thriller make up on

 

[Gemini]

 

[fu2]

She got them hands though. No talking,just fight

 

[Adam Knows]

Chic is mad funny

I'm dying at this picture she posted, too real. I hope she gets into Hollywood cause she gets it.

yeah i hope she makes it big too, she is hilarious af and talented

this one she did has me dying everytime i see it.