...imo...big breast looks better on slim broads...who wit me...?

[November 17]

You were going over some files when your friend Harris came over to you and had this strange look on his face. You asked him was everything okay and he went on to explain how he was upstairs on the 15th floor about to clean the Women's public bathroom (by the way Harris works for DCA, the Department of Citywide Administrative Services that are responsible for maintaining the property in government buildings).

He explained that usually by 10:00 PM most people are gone and is usually taps on the door and opens it slowly to see if it's vacant. However, before entering the room he noticed that the doorknob had been removed and as he was trying to access the damage he noticed that a young woman was in the bathroom.

Harris said he didn't recognize at first and couldn't understand why she would be in the bathroom on this floor at this hour, but he kept looking and noticed she appeared to be changing her clothing?

Harris came to ask you if he should notify security or start planning their honeymoon?

 

[November 17]

Gabby has lived next door to you for the last 2 years and you have a good relationship; however, she was home last Friday, bored and wanted to know what you had planned for the evening?

You told her that you would probably just stay in and watch television and she said that some of her girlfriends wanted to go to this club in the West Village, but decided to postpone the event until tomorrow.

Gabby said:
"I would probably watch "Weapons," but I hear it's a horror movie and I don't like to watch horror movies by myself. It's especially scary because I live alone.

You told her that you had seen the movie and it's not too scary, but felt she would be okay watching it.

Gabby then grabbed your arm and said:
"Then come watch it with me and we can order pizza"

You figured, "Why not," but one thing lead to another and ended up "sleeping with" Gabby (Gabby's a freak and you had to reach deep into your bag of tricks because she almost made you 'tap out').

You figured it was just going to be a one time thing, but now whenever you leave or are coming back into your apartment this happens...


You must have done something right?