...imo...big breast looks better on slim broads...who wit me...?

You were going over some files when your friend Harris came over to you and had this strange look on his face. You asked him was everything okay and he went on to explain how he was upstairs on the 15th floor about to clean the Women's public bathroom (by the way Harris works for DCA, the Department of Citywide Administrative Services that are responsible for maintaining the property in government buildings).

He explained that usually by 10:00 PM most people are gone and is usually taps on the door and opens it slowly to see if it's vacant. However, before entering the room he noticed that the doorknob had been removed and as he was trying to access the damage he noticed that a young woman was in the bathroom.

Harris said he didn't recognize at first and couldn't understand why she would be in the bathroom on this floor at this hour, but he kept looking and noticed she appeared to be changing her clothing?

Harris came to ask you if he should notify security or start planning their honeymoon?

 
Gabby has lived next door to you for the last 2 years and you have a good relationship; however, she was home last Friday, bored and wanted to know what you had planned for the evening?

You told her that you would probably just stay in and watch television and she said that some of her girlfriends wanted to go to this club in the West Village, but decided to postpone the event until tomorrow.

Gabby said:
"I would probably watch "Weapons," but I hear it's a horror movie and I don't like to watch horror movies by myself. It's especially scary because I live alone.

You told her that you had seen the movie and it's not too scary, but felt she would be okay watching it.

Gabby then grabbed your arm and said:
"Then come watch it with me and we can order pizza"

You figured, "Why not," but one thing lead to another and ended up "sleeping with" Gabby (Gabby's a freak and you had to reach deep into your bag of tricks because she almost made you 'tap out').

You figured it was just going to be a one time thing, but now whenever you leave or are coming back into your apartment this happens...


You must have done something right?

 
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Last Tuesday evening you wanted to go see the movie "Dust Bunny," but you realized that the screening would be only playing for a limited time and in only 3 theatres in the city.

You found a theatre on the West side and decided that it was probably wasn't too out of the way so you went there (you used to go to that theatre, but it had been years since they closed to remodel and the added theatres and reclining chairs).

As you're walking around looking for your seat you see this young lady sitting there eating popcorn in a very unusual way and you said:
"That popcorn must be good?"



You assumed she was going to ignore you but instead said:
"It is, would you like some?"

You replied:
"Yes," and asked if she could pour a little in your hand?

She replied:
"Are you scared to take them from up here?"

You told her that you were and noticed that she had an accent and asked were was she from?

She told you Naples and briefly explained how violating a person's space might be considered "harassment, " and that you had many stories, and would love to discuss them with you at another time, but the movie will start soon ( you quickly introduced yourself, asked her name... "Ika" and then gave her your number).

Now, from a brief encounter you would assume that there are men with money that would probably pay good money for her company and time so you would be really surprised if she called you...but she did.

You actually ended up "hangin out" that weekend and she invited you to come back to her house and because it was getting late she suggested that you spend the night.

You told her that you would sleep on the couch and she insisted that there was plenty of room in her bed and you could join her.

Of course you're thinking that she wants to do something, and even comes into the room topless and sits on the bed...



Now of course when you tell your friends you can give them the "Boyz n the Hood" version like Tre Styles or tell the truth how nothing happened.
 
The female friend that you have a "brother/sister" relationship with and she always seems to offer good advice when you ask her questions about your relationships (you, in turn do the same for her).

So, when you stop by her apartment one evening just to talk and see how she is doing. She's getting dressed to meet up with her girlfriends but still wants to talk with you while she is getting ready.

The only problem is that she keeps revealing her breasts (by accident?) and she's got you seriously reconsidering how you define your relationship with her?

 
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