If you had one of these as a kid you was da shit.

:lol:Our shit didnt work out the box. Father thought we fucked it up. We showed him, the damn controllers was DOA. And some of the tracks were flimsy as fuck.
 
My parents never bought me that shit when we was kids so to have fun we took my father's tape measure and would run marbles up and down and see if they would stay on the ramp (tape measure).

If you could roll the marble without a jumping off you won

As poor kids, we found shit to do

My father wouldn't buy us a football so my brother and I took like 6 to 12 pair of his old tube socks and rolled them up like a football and would play catch around the house. And when it started to lose its shape we said we needed to inflate it so we just unrolled the socks and roll them back up again.
 
My cousin had the glow in the dark joint. His mom was divorced, so his pops would buy him all the cool toys.
My folks got me Hot Wheels...Criss-cross Crash! The one with the wind-up... And yes, I got hit with the tracks a few times, lol!
 
On television they worked but at home them shits was a bust and dangerous.

Like the game Mouse Trap we got that shit and it never worked like on tv....only thing that did was shit like a cap gun,slinky and nerf door backet ball set.
:lol: You sound like my cousin.... His Dad bought him one of these, you couldn't make it around 1 time, the tracks didn't always line up, the siderails didn't mean shyt!!! :lol::lol:
 
I had this sumbitch right here!!
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Yo!! That hovercraft was the shit!


I had that as a kid and I can say that it NEVER moved that fast!:mad:

It only worked well on VERY smooth surfaces like kitchen floors, floors in schools and some garage floors.

That's when it performed the best, and still nothing like those commercials!

The best you'd get was



but it was still cool to have.

It worked until I took it to test in a friends pool, he jumped in right next to it splashing water all over it having me looking at him like


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I got one better!!

A week after Xmas, I came home from my grandma house, and I found in my room the...

G.I. JOE AIRCRAFT CARRIER!!!


Bigger than my bed!!
 
We were poor but come Christmas time my mother and pops always gave us a great Christmas. I remember when my brother got a Stretch Armstrong. We actually tore it apart because we stretched it that hard.. Lol


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That's what I love about Black people, no matter what we'll do whatever we can to make sure our kids have a good Christmas!:D
 
I got one better!!

A week after Xmas, I came home from my grandma house, and I found in my room the...

G.I. JOE AIRCRAFT CARRIER!!!


Bigger than my bed!!

Now that's crazy!

Most of us wanted it but didn't get it but in hindsight, what were we really gonna do with a 7 foot long aircraft carrier!:roflmao:
 
Nigga we used to time our laps, living in Indy we all wanted to be Andretti Rahal or Unser and shit.Gotta ease up off the gun on the curves!

My sons love going to the track for the race now.
 
I had this sumbitch right here!!
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My older brother had one like this and it kinda worked cause you would squeeze the trigger and it would go fast.....right off of the track and you would place it back on the track and the samething would happen cause there's no slow,medium it's just fast.


I know we all come from humble beginings but some of you....toys,motherfuckers was pitching rocks for fun.
Homie said he got the whole G.I joe battleship with no G.I joe's which basically made that ship not worth a damn til next christmas.lol

I was blessed to get just about everything I wanted but out of all of that fancy shit we always went back to what we could understand,didn't need batteries and something we could compete in:Connect four,Battleship,Monapoly,checkers,Uno,Old Maide,Sorry,Tiger held hand games,simon says,rubix cube,Yo-yo's,super soakers and my favorite was the little Tamagotchi keychain pets......
 
My first bike (and first car ) were got at auction. I had a yellow BMX dirt bike with a light on it that would light up when you pedaled fast. My lil auction shit was hotter than this Huffy joint. I was about 5 or 6. Dad musta copped some of those cheap pads people used to put on the frame for jumps and shit. Learned my first lesson in situational awareness when a pack of kids tried to jack me for it in the park. City wasn't sweet.


I was just happy to have that joint riding in the park when me and my brother got run up on. He was trying to get me to leave when he saw the crew of maybe 7-8 kids run up on us and try to take it. If I was listening to him we woulda just been out.

We fought they asses and they got the pads off the bike but we both got out of there with our bikes. My bro was eleven. Maybe one or two of them was his age.

Pops beat my ass for not listening to bro and not paying attention later that night. Problem solved.
 
That track was hot to death. The most amazing track I saw had two tractor trailers racing. A train that crossed the racing tracks and an ambulance running on auto. It was the most amazing track I ever saw advertised. And hell naw I ain't have that joint. I wish I did. Shiiiiiiit I still want that track for myself to this day.
 
Those Tyco train sets were heaven. My grandma brought one for me for Christmas when I was in the 5th grade. I remembe coming home after a stressful day at elementary school and seeing that train set under the Christmas tree and it lifted my spirits.
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i remember my lil brother got one similar. it came with a tube of engine oil that you could put in the locomotive so that smoke could come out the chimney. man we ran outta that engine oil one day and decided to put some of that Crisco lard in that bih. Melted that shit down and poured it in the train. Had the house smellin like burnt bacon and shit all day.
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On television they worked but at home them shits was a bust and dangerous.

Like the game Mouse Trap we got that shit and it never worked like on tv....only thing that did was shit like a cap gun,slinky and nerf door backet ball set.

Word. I could never get my Hot Wheels cars to complete a loop... instead of finishing the loop, it would fall when it got to the top of the loop.

Let's not even talk about the orange tracks being the man-made version of a switch...the physical scars are gone, but the mental ones as still there.
 
On television they worked but at home them shits was a bust and dangerous.

Like the game Mouse Trap we got that shit and it never worked like on tv....only thing that did was shit like a cap gun,slinky and nerf door backet ball set.
Good point. Them racetracks were garbage. And always had that burnt electricity smell too.

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