If u fucking, do you require your woman to shower after she shit?
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what's even worse you take a quick piss and somebody else waiting to use it after you walk into the bathroom and smell that same shit and will now associate you w/ that funk from now on
it depends on how bad I have to use the bathroom and how bad it smell...sometimes I have to do a straight u-turn...the worst thing tho is the bathroom is less than 3 feet away from the eating area...fridge...microwave...sink...countertop...and cacs be leaving open food out to eat on the counter across from the bathroom and them niggas NEVER close the door after they shit...they leave the shit wide open talking about it need to air out...I never use that fridge...microwave...or eat anything off that counter...nasty ass fucks
what's even worse you take a quick piss and somebody else waiting to use it after you walk into the bathroom and smell that same shit and will now associate you w/ that funk from now on
That's plea copping time right there. Straight up tell a ninja it wasn't me on some Shaggy type shit.
Lucky. I routinely accuse her of being a robot.
Shit jumped off after work a few days ago before we went home she was like idk babe. I'm like I'ma catch her slipping today. Nothing but pheromones, shit actually made me hornier.
It's that way every time for years now. I honestly don't know how she does that shit.
an acquired taste from prison?
It's that Brian Pumper habit.
I'm sure niggas that eat the booty are familiar with that booty musk aroma.
That booty musk is an aphrodisiac.
Be in enough strip clubs too you'll get use to that booty smell. All them asses wafting round .
Yup you already know. Bills we must've graduated from the same school of etiquette.
When I know it's gonna be a heavy load I turn up the facet water to mask the sound of the logs plunking in the water and torpedo them joints out fast as I can. My heart and gut be straining but I'll drop them logs in a 2.5 minute quicky shit. Lay my burdens down wash hands and be out like all I did was urinate. No stanking or nothing.
Yeen lyin'. Err' time I done popped a pill, them heauxs fuck with a niggas stomach before that thang drop and a nigga get to rollin'. Two and a half triple stack Superman Shawty.
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Depends on what im under the influence of at the time
It's that Brian Pumper habit.
I'm sure niggas that eat the booty are familiar with that booty musk aroma.
That booty musk is an aphrodisiac.
Be in enough strip clubs too you'll get use to that booty smell. All them asses wafting round .
Lil bit of stank on it ain't all that bad from time to time.
*two cents *
So my woman rolls into bed after she shit, and expects me to fuck her.. I'm like HELL DA FUCK NO, GO WASH UP!
she refuses and say "we married, you need to grow up." long story short, I roll over and fall asleep without touching her, now she giving me the scrunchface
So am I being immature? Should the fact that we married negate the need to shower b4 fucking?
Woman, clean that ass! You know you 'on call' 24/7!
Yep...she be like "hold up, i gotta take a shower, fucking with yo nasty ass"
Most definitely. Gotta make sure she stays clean for that work.
Preach brotha!
Get'em
Yea she got some motor on that scooter
I have no idea what that means lol
I know what my dawg @Mello Mello talm'bout tho'. That sweet hint of bootyhole musk be fulla pheromones. I'll request for a hoe to hike that thang up so I can smell that arse. 
Lol I was in th car with my pops and his old college friends and one of them said that lol
I know what my dawg @Mello Mello talm'bout tho'. That sweet hint of bootyhole musk be fulla pheromones. I'll request for a hoe to hike that thang up so I can smell that arse.
Exactly.
Pheromones, that's what it is.
You already know Shorty.
Once you get a wiff of that ass it's on.
Nothing but the dawg in me.
I know what my dawg @Mello Mello talm'bout tho'. That sweet hint of bootyhole musk be fulla pheromones. I'll request for a hoe to hike that thang up so I can smell that arse.
That hint huh :LMAO:
Yes...my ol lady showers before we hit the gym cause she know I love that post workout gym pussy....
That is what pussy pose to smell like....
Pussy be burning the nose off niggas
When I know it's gonna be a heavy load I turn up the facet water to mask the sound of the logs plunking in the water and torpedo them joints out fast as I can. My heart and gut be straining but I'll drop them logs in a 2.5 minute quicky shit. Lay my burdens down wash hands and be out like all I did was urinate. No stanking or nothing.
This man really said "lay his burdens down"....
Oh dam you right.. post deleted
ya I heard it talk and was like wtf
A man or woman should shower after they boo-boo, especially if they plan on fuckin afterwards. I thought it was standard practice to be reasonably clean before fuckin'. I would also add that the teef and gums need to be brushed along with a swig of mouthwash applied prior to fuckin.
Hygiene is very important and I hope any woman I lay up with will practice proper hygiene, especially if they want their coochie and ass ate(for those who are into that sort of thing).
Ladyfolk, wash thy ass(cheeks and bootyhole) along with thy cooch and taint!!! Lol
Hygiene is very important and I hope any woman I lay up with will practice proper hygiene, especially if they want their coochie and ass ate(for those who are into that sort of thing).
Ladyfolk, wash thy ass(cheeks and bootyhole) along with thy cooch and taint!!! Lol
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