If Men Told The Truth: It's Not A Gift When She Gives You That P**sy For Valentine's Day

I don't except sex of Valentine's Day.

If I'm celebrating it I want a gift.

Get me flowers and candy.


Pussy is only a gift if she's giving me NEW pussy. If not. I'll wait until tomorrow.

*two cents*
 
The only thing worse than SOP (Same Old Pussy) as a gift is Holiday Head aka BJ on special occasions. Some Women really know how to market themselves. I had a colleague who's wife had him thinking they had to take special trips to fuck. They had two kids and were on a tight budget. On top of that he better do his chores around the home or else no Ass. Dude was sex starved. He might as well have had a sign around his neck "Will Work for Pussy". What some ladies don't realize is that other women tend to sense when a Man is not getting enough pussy. You can guess what cums next...
 
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