Idiot Tries To Pet A Lion At The Zoo... Well, You Know What Happens Next....

[Simply_Black]

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[TimRock]

That lion went "lion"

 

[The Plutonian]

Lmao mf was calling Jesus, Mary and Joseph

 

[Flawless]

Looks like they shot the lion

 

[BlkStrength]

The lion knew some fuckery was about to go down. He even had his head turned and still caught his ass. Quick as hell.

 

[therealjondoe]

Wasn't white... .....this time

 

[lightbright]

I guess he shouldn't have been trying to "give him a hand"... at least not that one anyway
Oh well.....
Hakuna Matataaaaaaaa !!!



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[bgbtylvr]

There goes his show in Vegas.

 

[55th View]

First time I've heard some use the phrase "aye yay yay" in real life. Dumb ass even stuck a second hand in there during the melee.

 

[Mrfreddygoodbud]

Lmao mf was calling Jesus, Mary and Joseph

dont forget the mule....

lion even warned the muthafucka to...

it was like.. I see ya bruh.. bruh.. dont even.. bruh..

and then that lion was quick as fuck.. you saw how fast he

grabbed his hand it was like as soon as it was through the bars..

it was a wrap.. lion was like..

gotcha bitch.....!!!

 

[gaklid]

I like how that fool though he was quicker than a lion

 

[VWchrisATL]

....

I mean, how else did he think that was gonna end?....

 

[CoTtOnMoUf]

Lion was like.. I see ya bruh..
bruh.. dont even.. bruh..
gotcha bitch.....!!!

 

[Mr. Met]

Dumb ass thought lion wasn’t looking.

 

[34real]

That's what his dumb ass gets for even doing something so stupid.

What I found funny was when he reached his free hand inside of the cage,the king of the jungle put his paw on his arm like NOPE NO CHEATING BITCH!.

The out of country Zoo's make it easy for fools to do what they do...

 

[swoop1]

The lion was sitting there like, i dare you, the whole time. It seems like dogs and cats have very similar ways of letting you know when they are aggressive.

With dogs (and maybe cats too idk) if they don’t know you, and they have their tail down, when they feel you are a threat, shits about to go down. If the tail is up, you have better odds of not getting bit.

 

[modified]

lion died after trying to get at a funky chicken wing rip

 

[kain]

I want to see his arm get ripped off

 

[knightmelodic]

The stupidity of people is limitless.

 

[keith6]

 

[Dr. Truth]

Lion did the no look fake n chomp lmbaooooo

 

[EPDC]

I don't give a fuck how strong those bars are, I'm not getting that close to a caged lion.

Fuck that. What a dumbass.

 

[PJN]

Negro, leave cac shit to cacs, dumb fuck

 

[blackpepper]

Whats wit these new black folks, trying to compete in the outcacme category of stupidity?

 

[TooTrilla]

I was hoping to see his arm get ripped out of its socket. Darn.

 

[Kaffeine]

 

[An RnB Thug]

Lion fronted like he wasn't paying attention and CAUGHT his ass

 

[PsiBorg]

What a dumb ass... I've been watching animals shows all of my life. Do these MoFos not have a TV? All male lions do is fuck, eat, sleep, and kick ass... and that lion wasn't sleeping.

 

[BKF]

The Lion's timing was impeccable. He definitely wasn't the cowardly Lion.

 

[lightbright]

That's what his dumb ass gets for even doing something so stupid.

What I found funny was when he reached his free hand inside of the cage,the king of the jungle put his paw on his arm like NOPE NO CHEATING BITCH!.

The out of country Zoo's make it easy for fools to do what they do...

Mofos be thinking those paws are soft n cuddly..... don't even be thinking bout those three inch hooked..... with the important word being hooked..... claws hidden in them... be sleeping on them.... some of those dumbasses need to start watching those nature shows tha be on on Saturday mornings and on Nat Geo

Dumb ass thought lion wasn’t looking.

The lion was sitting there like, i dare you, the whole time. It seems like dogs and cats have very similar ways of letting you know when they are aggressive.

With dogs (and maybe cats too idk) if they don’t know you, and they have their tail down, when they feel you are a threat, shits about to go down. If the tail is up, you have better odds of not getting bit.

makes me think of that thread with the fool with the baseball bat that got put to sleep.... inched closer to that full till he got within grabbing range to strike







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[West Endian]

 

[ThaBurgerPimp]

Thought he was going to do the opening to The Circle Of Life.."YAAAAAHHHHH-ABENYAAAAAAAA..." or however it goes

 

[Mr. Met]

 

[mcguyver]

Always gotta be one. Notice the other black didn't try to help. Most of us ain't stoopid.

 

[slewdem100]

Really hope they didn't kill the lion...seems like a well adjusted member of his species to me...unlike the clown who stuck his hand in the cage