I was messing around with a black pornstar and she did the prostate thing to me years ago

[donwuan]

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[shaddyvillethug]

Roses really smell like boo boo. -OutKast.

Coulda sworn he said woo woo

 

[mailboxpimp]

I had a chick snatch my soul the same way. I had three Soul Snatchers in my life:

Avant's cousin. Straight come to my place, sucked, took the facial and left. She didn't even do the prostate massage thing, she just had a Hoover.

And two chicks who did the prostate massage technique. My Gawd. Fucked me head up.

One of them straight called me on the shit. "What? You think you gay now. FOH." Then she sucked up more of my cum off my dick. "I'm all woman." Sucked someone as I'm clawing the bed and stuttering and shit.

She drained every drop

The other chick was mostly a lesbian, but she fucked me up. Took me out. She was cool as hell. If she was more attractive I would have pursued it, but she could suck some dick.

Hard to find a woman who can suck really good dick.

I don't give a damn what folks think about me. Gonna clown me cuz of the way I enjoy letting a bitch wiggle her fingers in my asshole & suck my dick? FOH

Yo..... you forgot to add the finger twirling in ya booty hole part. I know you didn't do it intentionally... so feel free to just copy & paste exactly how I typed it! "wiggle her fingers in my asshole & suck my dick? " It's a significant piece of the well-told story of faggotry you enjoyed experiencing.
Ijs... KEEP IT A BUK!

 

[godofwine]

Yo..... you forgot to add the finger twirling in ya booty hole
part. I know you probably forgot to do so... feel free to just copy & paste exactly how I typed it! Its a significant piece of the well told stori faggotry story.
Ijs... KEEP IT A BUK!

BGOL gonna be BGOL. The wolves always prowling

 

[mailboxpimp]

BillyDickHands and maleboxpimp dream come true.

this is not the thread where you post pics of ya hands..... you faggots love to admit your faggotry on the low. amazing.

 

[LordSinister]

godofwine
i'm disappointed in you
you should have not cosigned this shit
i had a girl that tried to lick my ass
i pushed that bitch out the bed
there is no way for anybody to get some ass play without having your legs up in the air like a bitch

He was on his knees bent over.

 

[yasky777]

WTF is going on.
This isn’t of Zod.
Fuck this

 

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[sharkbait28]

Niggas came all the way out the gate on some...

 

[Da Backshot Champ]

The crazy thing is the OP probably thought she was massaging his prostate, but in her mind she was just finger fucking a nigga in his ass.

 

[jasonblacc]

If you’ll allow a finger in your ass you’ll allow a dick in your mouth.

 

[slam]

1st time in here cuz of the title but this has got to be by far the funniest thread ever ...

u cannot read thru this shit while drinking u will fuck up ur keyboard ...

some of y`all ni99as should legit b comedians ...lol

 

[neptunes007]

 

[baboss2212]

Prostate Stone...Activated
Niccas talking bout I sing, and write, and I'm not letting these women get all of Zods blessings.
Not knowing that is Blas-faggitmy.

 

[Madrox]

Niggas came all the way out the gate on some...

 

[dbluesun]

Niggas came all the way out the gate on some...

 

[Heavenlywings77]

She told you to

 

[shaddyvillethug]

If you’ll allow a finger in your ass you’ll allow a dick in your mouth.

Cosign

dudes be getting they ass ate and toes sucked like a lil mama

 

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Cosign

dudes be getting they ass ate and toes sucked like a lil mama

 

[mailboxpimp]

omg... this has to be in the ock hall of fame!
a self ocking!!!!

 

[mailboxpimp]

20 pages

 

[ZuluSam]

Niggas came all the way out the gate on some...

This shit here has had me laughing for two days. And when that motherfucker perches on those skis for that little dip, my side starts busting.

 

[woodchuck]

This shit here has had me laughing for two days. And when that motherfucker perches on those skis for that little dip, my side starts busting.

Looking at muhfuckas like: "Heeeeyyyyy! Yeah, take that, take that!"

 

[furlough]

geezuz-fckn-christ

 

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[Tom Slick]

I had a chick snatch my soul the same way. I had three Soul Snatchers in my life:

Avant's cousin. Straight come to my place, sucked, took the facial and left. She didn't even do the prostate massage thing, she just had a Hoover.

And two chicks who did the prostate massage technique. My Gawd. Fucked me head up.

One of them straight called me on the shit. "What? You think you gay now. FOH." Then she sucked up more of my cum off my dick. "I'm all woman." Sucked someone as I'm clawing the bed and stuttering and shit.

She drained every drop

The other chick was mostly a lesbian, but she fucked me up. Took me out. She was cool as hell. If she was more attractive I would have pursued it, but she could suck some dick.

Hard to find a woman who can suck really good dick.

I don't give a damn what folks think about me. Gonna clown me cuz of the way a bitch sucked my dick? FOH

Of course godoftrannyporn was quick to jump in and cosign this.

 

[Coldchi]

God please let a meteorite land on all these faggot's homes.....