These are the 3 of the most tossed around and misused words on this board.
BGOL Dictionary
Simp: any man that likes women. Period. If you don't "hate all deez bitches", you're a simp. Compliment a chick? Bitchass simp. Took your family out to dinner last night? You might be a simp. YOU paid for her and the kids? You're a fuckin super simp.
Snitch: any person who has an interest in cleaning crime up in their community. Called the police to report your own car being broken into? Snitch.
Coon: any black person that disagrees with you about anything is a coon. Not feeling this definition? You're a coon. That's why you don't get it. Get it? Coon.