Today I was riding on the city bus, and I'm eating them new doritos in the purple bag. Directly across from me is this fat ass 13 year old nigga staring at every chip that goes in my mouth. This nigga was drooling, the way homes is staring at me im seriously considering offering this dood some chips...So I finally address this dood im like ayo..wuddup lil nigga? and this nigga says "yo can I lick your fingers"
weirdest shit that's ever happened to me, i dunno if this kid was gay or extremely hungry i couldnt stop laughing about this shit all day though how do you ask a nigga some shit like this.
