This the fuck shit!
So the insurance is no dice. Not only does my policy NOT COVER anything as far as outside flooding... There is NO INSURANCE that I could have gotten that would cover it based on what I told him.
Then I call the maintenance man back & let him know to send word up to the property manager. She's calling me from a restricted number and getting voicemail because my phone automatically blocks restricted numbers, doesn't even ring. She finally calls from an unblocked number. I tell her that the apartment smells, I don't have anywhere to sleep, floor still wet, etc. She offers to put me in a vacant unit

I tell her I'm not sleeping on the floor

She says she's not authorized to pay for a hotel room, she'll have to call her brass & hit me back. She calls back and says she couldn't get anybody. Then she offers to put me in a model unit, but it doesn't have any heat
This the shit, man. Anybody know of an attorney that would touch this shit? I don't like fucking w/ situations like this!

Lawyers want a $5,ooo bill for a retainer, litigation takes all the time in the world, people drag their feet.
These muhfuckas acting like they really don't respect that I pay rent in this hoe! Like I should be cool w/ sleeping on the floor in a vacant unit like I'm Omar Little or Wallace w/ dem damn kids! Then I'm supposed to accept sleeping in a model unit w/ NO HEAT? WTF! It ain't even that cold, but I keep my shit on hell, it's 80 degrees in MY shit. These muhfuckas ain't givin nann fuck about my comfort level!
It's all good. I got sumthin fa dat ass!