I Got A Situation Fam.....

[NativeSon]

i got this situation. about a year ago i was mess'n w/ this little freak. we went to hi skool together n i got w/ her thru a friend. i KNEW this beezy was a nympho cuz she dated/fukt every niggah in the crew...so i already knew what i was gettin into..
so, i chopp'd it up w/ her n what not n I began goin out w/ her. on the 1st encounter i smashed n a week later SHE DUMP'd ME...she said she was "movin" to atlanta but it was a bullshit story. she basically found another niggah n got ghost on me.

so, her i am a YEAR later. n i hit her up on this myspace jumpoff..i added her n she was actin like she was surprised to hear from me n i treated her like the greazy beezy she IS n got straight to the point n asked what was up w/ the bedroom boogie. she started talkin this shit bout she wanna "BE W/ ME"! w/ the way she did me back in the day i expected her to tell me to fuck off. but she talkin bout this relationship thing....so i go w/it cuz a TRUE player knows ALL pussy is good pussy depending on how u work it or let it work 4 u...

my deal is she did me dirty b4 n i know u only supposed to give a girl 1 chance to fuck up..but i'm look'n @ it from a investment standpoint. i ain't tryin to play the simp niggah role n take this bitch out to eat or no shit like that. i'm tryin to get the pussy n if she THINkS we go out it might come in handy, ya dig? she could really pump my pockets...i'm bout to meet her tomorrow in which i will most likely smash (knowing her freaky ass)...
AM I HANDLING THIS RITE?

 

[johnnycake]

Your words not mine...
"so i go w/it cuz a TRUE player knows ALL pussy is good pussy depending on how u work it or let it work 4 u..."
"my deal is she did me dirty b4 n i know u only supposed to give a girl 1 chance to fuck up.."
"i ain't tryin to play the simp niggah role n take this bitch out to eat or no shit like that"

AM I HANDLING THIS RITE? NO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

 

[DjMorpheus]

Kill yourself now and get it over with. You in love with a HO. She's playin you like a Stadivarius. She dumped you. Why you hit her up again? You headed for simpville wit the seatbelt on goin 125mph.

 

[NativeSon]

Your words not mine...
"so i go w/it cuz a TRUE player knows ALL pussy is good pussy depending on how u work it or let it work 4 u..."
"my deal is she did me dirty b4 n i know u only supposed to give a girl 1 chance to fuck up.."
"i ain't tryin to play the simp niggah role n take this bitch out to eat or no shit like that"

AM I HANDLING THIS RITE? NO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

thanks homie....i appretiate the input...i guess i already know i'm jus supposed to leave the bitch alone but i'm gonna fuck anyway....

 

[DjMorpheus]

Best thing you can do is stand her ass up tommorrow. Watch what happens.

 

[NativeSon]

Kill yourself now and get it over with. You in love with a HO. She's playin you like a Stadivarius. She dumped you. Why you hit her up again? You headed for simpville wit the seatbelt on goin 125mph.

............damn. u say that like i'm sitt'n here playin keith sweat on her answering machine. payin her rent, takin her out to eat. writing her poems n cryin about her while in the shower n shit... LOVE ain't nowhere in sight. i'm jus tryin to set up a consistent pussy source...n if i gotta FAKE it until i MAKE it. then so be it.

 

[jackeebleu]

i got this situation. about a year ago i was mess'n w/ this little freak. we went to hi skool together n i got w/ her thru a friend. i KNEW this beezy was a nympho cuz she dated/fukt every niggah in the crew...so i already knew what i was gettin into..
so, i chopp'd it up w/ her n what not n I began goin out w/ her. on the 1st encounter i smashed n a week later SHE DUMP'd ME...she said she was "movin" to atlanta but it was a bullshit story. she basically found another niggah n got ghost on me.

so, her i am a YEAR later. n i hit her up on this myspace jumpoff..i added her n she was actin like she was surprised to hear from me n i treated her like the greazy beezy she IS n got straight to the point n asked what was up w/ the bedroom boogie. she started talkin this shit bout she wanna "BE W/ ME"! w/ the way she did me back in the day i expected her to tell me to fuck off. but she talkin bout this relationship thing....so i go w/it cuz a TRUE player knows ALL pussy is good pussy depending on how u work it or let it work 4 u...

my deal is she did me dirty b4 n i know u only supposed to give a girl 1 chance to fuck up..but i'm look'n @ it from a investment standpoint. i ain't tryin to play the simp niggah role n take this bitch out to eat or no shit like that. i'm tryin to get the pussy n if she THINkS we go out it might come in handy, ya dig? she could really pump my pockets...i'm bout to meet her tomorrow in which i will most likely smash (knowing her freaky ass)...
AM I HANDLING THIS RITE?

I swear to god...what the fuck ever happened to just using regular words, that shit was like reading a rosetta stone for slang, damned inarticulate nigglin's, no wonder a bay bay is on the radio.

 

[MissMighty]

How old are you?

 

[alexw]

1. Youre a super simp
2. How old are u
3. Learn how to fuckin type

Damn why would get into a relationship with the local jumpoff? Are you that pathetic and did you really think it would work. She simply wants to fuck and you want to make love.....super simp

I bet you were kissing her all in the mouth, when you knew all your boys skeeted in it.

Damn put the SS on your chest captain

Super Simp is flying to these hoes rescue

 

[NativeSon]

I swear to god...what the fuck ever happened to just using regular words, that shit was like reading a rosetta stone for slang, damned inarticulate nigglin's, no wonder a bay bay is on the radio.

don't approach me like i don't know how to speak english...there's a time and a place for everything. NEW LANGUAGE is a form of wisdom...don't neglect learning new vernacular cuz it will serve as an asset to reach different crowds depending on your word use...this game is chess not checkers fam...

 

[Simply_Black]

Damn, nigga when are you gonna get wise and start learning??!! You're a sucker for punishment. Let's hope you get back with her and she 'punks you out' again, hopefully then the painful lesson will stay with you for life and you won't even consider making the same dumb mistake again !!

 

[alexw]

Damn I had to read this shit again......

All your boys hit and you got into a relationship with her...the hoe

Yall went out for a week....so u took the hoe out and spent money on her

She dumped you after yall fucked for a another niggah....who the hoe

And after holding the neighborhood hoe hand, taking her out to eat for a week, fucking and getting dumped by the hoe

You want to know should u do it again....with who? The hoe


man you niggas are funny

she going to burn you this time syphllis boy

common sense is truly dead in Amerikkka

 

[bklyn1889]

what this bitch look like? i bet $100 she's ugly as shit!

 

[NativeSon]

1. Youre a super simp
2. How old are u
3. Learn how to fuckin type

Damn why would get into a relationship with the local jumpoff? Are you that pathetic and did you really think it would work. She simply wants to fuck and you want to make love.....super simp

I bet you were kissing her all in the mouth, when you knew all your boys skeeted in it.

Damn put the SS on your chest captain

Super Simp is flying to these hoes rescue

u make a good point here....

yall actin like this is my ONLY girl...why yall comin @ me like i'm tryin to wife the bitch? the whole relationship thing was her plan. ...i don't give a rats ass what she thinks ass long ass i get the free pussy. i'm goin off to college so she gonna b my hometown freak.

 

[alexw]

u make a good point here....

yall actin like this is my ONLY girl...why yall comin @ me like i'm tryin to wife the bitch? the whole relationship thing was her plan. ...i don't give a rats ass what she thinks ass long ass i get the free pussy. i'm goin off to college so she gonna b my hometown freak.

you dont let no hoe call you her man.

And you definitely dont take them out either

have some pride fella

you call her, then you fuck

you nut then she goes home

got it

 

[mcguyver]

............damn. u say that like i'm sitt'n here playin keith sweat on her answering machine. payin her rent, takin her out to eat. writing her poems n cryin about her while in the shower n shit... LOVE ain't nowhere in sight. i'm jus tryin to set up a consistent pussy source...n if i gotta FAKE it until i MAKE it. then so be it.

Man, that shit was painful to read. Homie read your shit, YES YOU ARE IN LOVE. You said you know she was banging your homies (first thing you said) then you said after you "smashed a week later she dumped you" . Then you said "my deal is she did me dirty b4".
Here is where you went wrong, you were to focus on the pussy. If you paid attention you would have seen where that shit was going. She banged everyone in the crew? And you expecting a relationship? Tell the truth she was your first wasn't she?

 

[MissMighty]

Damn I had to read this shit again......

All your boys hit and you got into a relationship with her...the hoe

Yall went out for a week....so u took the hoe out and spent money on her

She dumped you after yall fucked for a another niggah....who the hoe

And after holding the neighborhood hoe hand, taking her out to eat for a week, fucking and getting dumped by the hoe

You want to know should u do it again....with who? The hoe


man you niggas are funny

she going to burn you this time syphllis boy

common sense is truly dead in Amerikkka

lmaooooo for real dood still didn't disclose his age I'm guessing 15. Any takers?​

 

[DjMorpheus]

u make a good point here....

yall actin like this is my ONLY girl...why yall comin @ me like i'm tryin to wife the bitch? the whole relationship thing was her plan. ...i don't give a rats ass what she thinks ass long ass i get the free pussy. i'm goin off to college so she gonna b my hometown freak.

Listen here pimpin. A nigga brain got 2 sides...the pimp side....and the simp side. In some niggas 1 side is the strongest. Other niggas these 2 sides will fight at times. Right now your pimp side is fighting with the simp side. Deep down you feel like a simp...or at least you know something is not quite right with your decision making process in this situation...Hence...this post. Your simp side seeks validation for your simpish actions.

LISTEN TO THE PIMP SIDE PLAYA. DO NOT FALL PREY TO THE SIMP SIDE.

Right now you are arguin for simpish behavior. This, young padawan, shall be your downfall. Release this bitch, you must, for she is the path to the simp side.

Nigga. DAMN.

 

[NativeSon]

lmaooooo for real dood still didn't disclose his age I'm guessing 15. Any takers?​

you cold 4 this 1....but yo i appretiate all the advice fam..THANKS for ya time..PEACE

 

[NativeSon]

Listen here pimpin. A nigga brain got 2 sides...the pimp side....and the simp side. In some niggas 1 side is the strongest. Other niggas these 2 sides will fight at times. Right now your pimp side is fighting with the simp side. Deep down you feel like a simp...or at least you know something is not quite right with your decision making process in this situation...Hence...this post. Your simp side seeks validation for your simpish actions.

LISTEN TO THE PIMP SIDE PLAYA. DO NOT FALL PREY TO THE SIMP SIDE.

Right now you are arguin for simpish behavior. This, young padawan, shall be your downfall. Release this bitch, you must, for she is the path to the simp side.

Nigga. DAMN.

 

[MissMighty]

you cold 4 this 1....but yo i appretiate all the advice fam..THANKS for ya time..PEACE

Hey why you still aint answer?​

 

[alexw]

tell the truth bruh

remember your anonymous on the net

u love her dont you???

why I ask??

because a hoe will fuck the shit out yo azz

and a simp has no defenses for that shit

and youre a super simp

I bet you have bought the bitch jewelry, gift cards, and six flag passes

its okay bruh

listen to DJ tho

hes not joking

 

[NativeSon]

tell the truth bruh

remember your anonymous on the net

u love her dont you???

why I ask??

because a hoe will fuck the shit out yo azz

and a simp has no defenses for that shit

and youre a super simp

I bet you have bought the bitch jewelry, gift cards, and six flag passes

its okay bruh

listen to DJ tho

hes not joking

u know what i know...am i miss'n sumthin? are yall readin this rite....i ain't never bought her shit...took her nowhere or nuthin...jus fukt...i USED to date this ho...the only way i can get back in the sack is if she thinks we dating again....DAMN....yall r ruthless. i can see me bein a simp if i was taking her out to eat or buyin her shit...or even claiming her as my girl..but i ain't gonna do none of that shit. the bitch jus wanna throw sum pussy n i'm gonna do my chris carter n catch it. easy as that..so whats the problem w/ that?

 

[blackmale]

Are you considering being seen with a girl that was smashed by your boys?

 

[Imhotep]

Best thing you can do is stand her ass up tommorrow. Watch what happens.

Co-sign and have your back up chick(s) ready.

 

[TRUFICTION]

Here Is A Prime Example Of
Why The Divioce Rate Is So High.
This Right Here Is Why So Many Cats
End Up Giving Up Half Their Shit And
Then Try To Act Like Marriage Is Bad And Bitches Aint Shit.

You Know Form The Jump She Aint Shit
And You Let Your Dick Rule Ya Life.
You Aint A Playa,
Get Yo Mind Right.

 

[Leeeeeee]

Nigga, you weak.....how the fuck can you get dumped by someone you don't consider your girl.

First. Muhfuckas don't get dumped by hoes, either the bitch says yes or no, either you mash that night or not. If you believe you were dumped, then you believe she was more to you than a ho; that she was your girl. We all see that, hence the responses you have gotten.

Second. Muhfuckas don't have to come a message board and talk to niggas they don't know for advice on how to treat a ho. Cot damn, nigga, you treat her like a ho.

Sheeesh.

 

[Thick Johnson]

Best thing you can do is stand her ass up tommorrow. Watch what happens.

Read my mind...just cancel all together and see how long it takes for her to initiate.

Bitches just like to have options and thats what you are to her.

Times are rough they need as many "back up plans" as possible these days.


You can fuck again...but I would make that bitch sweat and if she dont, fuck her.

Analogy
If you are on a bike and its out of control with no brakes what do you do?

Jump off and let that bitch smash into a wall.

I have stood back and watched many reckless bitches self destruct.

Many of these things I tough briefly on in my new book:
Here is a brief audio segment on how to approach the situation head on.
"How to deal with these hoes"

 

[Fattballs]

Two things little "Playa":
1. Stop being a Nigglet. Type in english.
2. Real "Playa's know all pussy aint good pussy.

Think about it. Dumbass

 

[Cousin Ray Ray]

Best thing you can do is stand her ass up tommorrow. Watch what happens.

Once you do that, you have leverage. If she calls you back crying about why you stood her up and shit, you have the power to do as much dirt to her as you wish. I'm talkin about the kind of dirt that will put her through years & years of therapy.

If she doesn't call you back then fuck it, move on. You shouldn't be chasing a ho anyway.

 

[infamous-online]

Kill yourself now and get it over with. You in love with a HO. She's playin you like a Stadivarius. She dumped you. Why you hit her up again? You headed for simpville wit the seatbelt on goin 125mph.

couldn't have said it better myself!!!

 

[Spectrum]

I swear to god...what the fuck ever happened to just using regular words, that shit was like reading a rosetta stone for slang, damned inarticulate nigglin's, no wonder a bay bay is on the radio.

 

[costelloceo]

you dont let no hoe call you her man.

And you definitely dont take them out either

have some pride fella

you call her, then you fuck

you nut then she goes home

got it

Short, eloquent, blisteringly accurate.


Since I just glanced at most of the responses, I don't know if I'm introducing this or regurgitating it. But, if you need to lie to ANY woman to get what you want from her you need to step your game up. Game is not a lie, game is always 100% true, it's just 100% the truth they want to hear. And the fact that you are lying to a CONFIRMED town smut, says you got a lot of learning to do.

We can't give you the game son, you've got to buy it yourself.

 

[lakers32]

SO NIGGAS WILL NEVER GET IT

 

[simonmarcel]

I swear to god...what the fuck ever happened to just using regular words, that shit was like reading a rosetta stone for slang, damned inarticulate nigglin's, no wonder a bay bay is on the radio.