I’m LeBron James bitch
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"I'm LeBron James godammit shit"
Corny like your damn feet Go to the doctor to get that treated
Jordan dickriders in Texas, NY, and Cali in 5,4,3....
Yo wtf is wrong w you man?
Peace,
9/11/2001: Jordan dickriders in NYC probably mad that they can’t cop near the Twin Towers today.
11/4/2008: Jordan dickriders probably mad because now there’s a new HNIC in this country.
5/1/2011: Jordan dickriders probably trying to give Jordan credit for Osama Bin Ladin’s death.
6/26/2015: Jordan dickriders probably mad that they still can’t marry Jordan.
11/8/2016: Jordan dickriders probably mad because Jordan wanted Hillary to win.
9/13/2018: Jordan dickriders probably mad that shoe stores got flooded.
9/11/2001: Jordan dickriders in NYC probably mad that they can’t cop near the Twin Towers today.
11/4/2008: Jordan dickriders probably mad because now there’s a new HNIC in this country.
5/1/2011: Jordan dickriders probably trying to give Jordan credit for Osama Bin Ladin’s death.
6/26/2015: Jordan dickriders probably mad that they still can’t marry Jordan.
11/8/2016: Jordan dickriders probably mad because Jordan wanted Hillary to win.
9/13/2018: Jordan dickriders probably mad that shoe stores got flooded.
Wtf is wrong wit you Jordan dickriders? If niggas can call me out in MJ threads I dont even post in I can call out you sambo shoe lovers that stay in LeBron threads. Dr. Truth, tallblack, bitchilljoinya, big tex and several other middle aged shoe worshipping niggas stay salty mentioning me in that coons threads. Talk to your fellow shoe groupies cuz MJ gave me a lot of ammo this offseason.
He loves dick. You can always count on him to post in two types of threads: Jordan and LeBron. He can't contain himself. Watch, he'll come back with the same sneaker, NY, dickriding comments. Wait for it....
Told yall they were coming. Heres 1 from the MJ dickriding capitol, New York City.
Still giving coon passes in exchange for played out retros. No other athlete has so many stans patronizing his merch and suckin him off in this manner 15 years removed from playing. 
Grown men being so strongly attached to a retired fat athlete's sneaker line is strange.
Are you referring to me? If so, please post proof. Please show me threads to confirm. If you can't do that, you fail. But we all know you'll just switch subjects to something else rather than post proof.
Jordan dickriders should just create a "we got the hots for coons from NC" thread and be done with it. Keep all MJ dickriding contained in there. Leave the Bron threads to his fans and Laker fans. When yall make 50 release threads for retros, nobody disturbs yall. Keep the dickriding contained please.
MJs gay and predictable. Who was shocked he bitched up to Trump?
Where's that proof? Come on.
You really like buying Jordans ole stand by your man ass nigga. Wilmington 3000 miles from The Town.
I buy what I want to buy.You really like buying Jordans ole stand by your man ass nigga. Wilmington 3000 miles from The Town.
Why do you care?
You have made this post that was about your hero turn into a post about dicks and Jordan.
You are strange
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Nigga you bragged about having a closet full of Jordans a few months back like you still in HS and wanted props. I turned this thread into a warning for Jordan dickriders, stay out, stay in the release threads and MJ YouTube threads.
But 1 by 1, his stans keep poppin in here. MJ got hoes in different area codes.
I do.Nigga you bragged about having a closet full of Jordans a few months back like you still in HS and wanted props. I turned this thread into a warning for Jordan dickriders, stay out, stay in the release threads and MJ YouTube threads.
But 1 by 1, his stans keep poppin in here. MJ got hoes in different area codes.
BTW I dont have a closet full, I have a shoe closet (there's a difference) I own a lot of Jordan's, that honestly are worth more than your life.
I buy them and sell them and I don't keep track of random online niggas shoe preferences.
I also collect ties, suits, cars, and guns... you know to help you with your curating of my personal purchasing habits.
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Nigga sounds just like Steph!
he does lol
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