Class is in session
I forgot to put PORN INSIDE. This IS a porn board, right?
You will learn:
What is in these files that you need, what they do
What are Screencaps & How to make Screencaps
How to split files so that they join AUTOMATICALLY
How to upload and not interupt your online time
How to pay one time for a rapidshare or megaupload account and ever pay again
2 sites that I use to steal porn from to upload here
How to post
If you ask for something without giving some music or porn you will get clowned and probably won't have your question answered
Colin Powell need not come in here because this is for the newbies that need to know how to post.
First off you need this:
http://rapidshare.com/files/101622985/wrar342.exe
Every CD you want and all bundled files are zipped/unzipped with this EXE File. No Keygen Necessary
And you need this:
http://rapidshare.com/files/114033176/Codec_Pack_to_see_all_videos.rar
This is the latest codec and it should fix all video files that you can hear but not see.
This next file below is "Useful Tools For Message Boards" that can be unzipped with the exe file posted above. This link below has everything you need to be a SUPERSTAR and never have to pay for rapidshare again...EVER.
http://rapidshare.com/files/101629085/Useful_Tools_For_Message_Boards.rar
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Now, I have been on forums since 2000. I received a lot of help from vets, and recenly I have had my inbox flooded with questions of how to do this or that. I don't mind. I don't. But what I can do is make a "How To..." that all rookies AND LEACHERS can sticky so they can learn to post with the big dogs.
I decided to put on a school for folks who want me to use their particular upload host or the free zshare. I refuse to post using zshare. What I do is hard work, and it takes precious time. I steal. Pretty much we ALL steal. We get from one website and post on another. DO NOT DOWNLOAD A FILE FROM ONE FORUM AND POST IT ON THAT SAME FORUM LIKE IT IS YOUR OWN. THAT CAN GET YOU BANNED.
The question I get the most is "How do you find the time to upload all of that porn?" The secret? Download a whole lot and upload 3 rapidshare and 3-5 megaupload before bed/work. When you get up/come home the uploads are done without interupting your computer time and without you having to babysit the files.
This is what you need to do. I have had a rapidshare AND a megaupload account since October 2006 and you know when the last time I paid was? OCTOBER of 2006. You get 8000 points just for paying for a rapidshare account. Just 2000 points short of a free month already, the same goes for megaupload.
This next file below is "Useful Tools For Message Boards" that can be unzipped with the exe file posted above. This link below has everything you need to be a SUPERSTAR and never have to pay for rapidshare again...EVER.
http://rapidshare.com/files/101629085/Useful_Tools_For_Message_Boards.rar
Inside this file is Everything you need to use and contribute on message boards & forums:
Image Grabber & Media Player Classic
Driver Magician 2.4
Cinema Craft Encoder
65 Smiles 2005
Crack Down Plus 2.0
Graphics Converter Pro
Unlocker 1.75 (shell ext for removing unwanted files)
WinRaR 3.51 Corp (no serial needed) – Files, like C Ds/Albums are bundled so that you can send the whole thing and not song by song. This will help you be able to bundle files and unzip bundles you downloaded. The same as the file posted above
2000 Web Flash Animations
HJ Split - Used to combine .001; 002; .003 files or can be used to split files (Necessary because some people still use it to split files. However, if you read below there is a way to split files where they join automatically.)
What are Screencaps & How to make Screencaps
Image Grabber I - II and Media Player Classic-Allows you to make screencaps of videos or clips that you have uploaded. People like to see what they are downloading before they take the time to download it. Image grabber allows you to go to a folder, select a video that you want to make screencaps of and it stays in the same folder once you selected that file to name it exactly like that file (Example: for video homegrown_tits.wmv , you could type the beginning of the file name and it would appear below. Simple remove .wmv from the file name and save and it will be saved as a jpeg.
Media Player Classic is slightly different, but it works on files that Image Grabber won’t work on. With MPC, you go to a folder and select a file that you want screencaps of, but when you scroll down to “save thumbnails” you have to find that folder that the file is in order put the screencaps in the same folder AND some the name of the file will appear as you type. It is easier to have the name of the screencaps exactly like the file name for the sake of organization. That way you can have homegrown_tits.wmv and homegrown_tits.jpeg in the same folder so when you go to post you can find the screencaps. Like I said, sometimes Image Grabber will fudge a pic or simply not be able to make screencaps for it, in cases like this it is good to have both.
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Truth be told...you don't need HJ Split to split files. You may need it to join files from others (you will notice .001 ; .002 after files that need to be joined with HJ Split and .part1 ; .part 2 after files that join automatically)
How to split files so that they join AUTOMATICALLY
If you have WinRaR, simply right click on the file and scroll down to "ADD TO ARCHIVE". You can change anything in the Archive Name except .rar
Set the "COMPRESSION METHOD" to Fastest. Set "Split to volumes, bytes" to 98,078k - ZIP-100. This will make each file 95.7 MB. Rapidshare changed their file size limit in July from 100MB to 200MB. So now you can upload a file that is 200 MB. If the file is 220 MB and you want to put it on rapidshare then it will split into two files (one file 200 MB, the other 20 MB), when you click OK. When the files are unzipped they will combine AUTOMATICALLY WITHOUT the use of HJ Split.
However, if you have a file that is 199 MB, that same "Split to volumes, bytes" you have to manually change the split size by typing in 200m (meaning 200 megabytes). Approx. 208,000 KB equals 200 MB. So, type in 200m OR 200mb. If you have a file that is 620 MB then manually type in 200m, it will give you three 200MB files and one 20MB file. (It depends on your system. On my laptop, if I type in 100m it will make 100,000 little files. However, if I type in 100mb it will split each file into 100 MB files). So just watch to see what your own system does.
If you do it like that you can split the files into whatever size you need WITHOUT having to use HJ Split. If you do it right you will see .part1 ; .part2 after each file that split.
**************************************************
How to upload and not interrupt your online time
Ok, we all know that uploading slows your computer. The best way to avoid this is to upload before you go to bed and before you go to work. If you upload 2-5 files during these times, when you wake up or return home your files will be already uploaded. To avoid running late for work, Prepare your uploads the night before. For example:
If your evening upload is Wendy_goes_to_bandcamp1.wmv & Wendy_returns_to_bandcamp.wmv , prepare Shaunnas_orgy_party.wmv & Blowjob_central.wmv for the morning. That way before you go to work all you have to do is start the upload and NOT find the file that you want to upload. This will save you a lot of time.
**************************************************
How to pay one time for a rapidshare or megaupload account and ever pay again
First off, PURCHASE A RAPIDSHARE ACCOUNT. STOP BEING STUBBORN. PAY FOR A MONTH, MAYBE TWO AND NEVER PAY AGAIN...HERE'S HOW...
When you buy a rapidshare account they give you like 8000 free points, it takes 10000 to get a free month and you are 80% there as soon as you buy an account. The same goes for Megaupload/Megarotic, but they give you 2 months free with payment
#1 Free up 10-40 Gigabytes of space on your computer/external HD.
Find any rapidshare link (ones you find on any other board/forum/blog) download it, (zshare links are also fare game because they are free and you aren't stealing anybody's credit)
#2 Download this link and install it. It is a file that allows you to bundle and unzip WinRaR files. Albums/Cds need to be bundled in order to package them in one file vs. sending them one by one.
http://rapidshare.com/files/101622985/wrar342.exe
#3 Upload anything you "steal" under your own rapidshare account
#4 Post it on BGOL, or other forums and watch your points rack up. I re-newed my account using up all of my points on November 17, already I have accrued 3000 points not even a week later. I hate passwords, so my thing is getting files with passwords, removing the passwords and reposting them. You need an image host to post screencaps.
#5 Resizing Pics. http://www.shrinkpictures.com/ This site re-sizes pictures for free.
Here are a few imagehosts you can use. I chose to pay for mine since I have so many ongoing threads. I haven't tried all of these, but find your favorite
http://www.uploadhouse.com - Lets you post large sized pics!!!
www.Imagevenue.com - Decent
http://funkyimg.com/
http://fapomatic.com/
http://bayimg.com/
http://bigpichost.com/index.php
http://casimages.com/index.php
http://cocopic.com/index.php
http://dorkpic.com/adult/
http://dreamuploader.com/
http://freeimagehosting.be/
http://hidebehind.com/free-image-hosting.php
http://imagesocket.com/
http://imagevenue.com/
http://keepmyfile.com/
http://messyshare.com/index.php
http://picturedumper.com/
http://stooorage.com/
http://uploader.ws/
http://upload.yourimage.name/
DO NOT USE www.tinypic.com they will kill your pics after a week or less. It's Pointless to use them in a thread, an no one is going to download when they can't see the pics which makes your links useless.
When asking questions (by starting your own thread on the main board) and you are new YOU MUST POST PORN AND/OR MUSIC. Otherwise you will get clowned AND ignored.
Below are a few boards that I steal from that I use to post on this board and others
www.peoples board.com (combine words/erase the space) You have to have 25 posts to reach the XXX areas,they have a beginner board to weed out the leechers.
Erase the space below
http://www.da firm.net/forums/index.php
Here are a couple links of mine.
Black Orgy Starring: Kitten, Ayana Angel, Obsession & Jada Fire
http://rapidshare.com/files/100139621/gorillarms_kitten_orgy.rar
Desiree West
http://rapidshare.com/files/101072464/Black_Tit_Fuck_-_Desiree_West.rar
http://rapidshare.com/files/101412920/Dark_Chocolate-dcg_potential.rar
I forgot to put PORN INSIDE. This IS a porn board, right?
You will learn:
What is in these files that you need, what they do
What are Screencaps & How to make Screencaps
How to split files so that they join AUTOMATICALLY
How to upload and not interupt your online time
How to pay one time for a rapidshare or megaupload account and ever pay again
2 sites that I use to steal porn from to upload here
How to post
If you ask for something without giving some music or porn you will get clowned and probably won't have your question answered
Colin Powell need not come in here because this is for the newbies that need to know how to post.
First off you need this:
http://rapidshare.com/files/101622985/wrar342.exe
Every CD you want and all bundled files are zipped/unzipped with this EXE File. No Keygen Necessary
And you need this:
http://rapidshare.com/files/114033176/Codec_Pack_to_see_all_videos.rar
This is the latest codec and it should fix all video files that you can hear but not see.
This next file below is "Useful Tools For Message Boards" that can be unzipped with the exe file posted above. This link below has everything you need to be a SUPERSTAR and never have to pay for rapidshare again...EVER.
http://rapidshare.com/files/101629085/Useful_Tools_For_Message_Boards.rar
--------------------------------------------------
Now, I have been on forums since 2000. I received a lot of help from vets, and recenly I have had my inbox flooded with questions of how to do this or that. I don't mind. I don't. But what I can do is make a "How To..." that all rookies AND LEACHERS can sticky so they can learn to post with the big dogs.
I decided to put on a school for folks who want me to use their particular upload host or the free zshare. I refuse to post using zshare. What I do is hard work, and it takes precious time. I steal. Pretty much we ALL steal. We get from one website and post on another. DO NOT DOWNLOAD A FILE FROM ONE FORUM AND POST IT ON THAT SAME FORUM LIKE IT IS YOUR OWN. THAT CAN GET YOU BANNED.
The question I get the most is "How do you find the time to upload all of that porn?" The secret? Download a whole lot and upload 3 rapidshare and 3-5 megaupload before bed/work. When you get up/come home the uploads are done without interupting your computer time and without you having to babysit the files.
This is what you need to do. I have had a rapidshare AND a megaupload account since October 2006 and you know when the last time I paid was? OCTOBER of 2006. You get 8000 points just for paying for a rapidshare account. Just 2000 points short of a free month already, the same goes for megaupload.
This next file below is "Useful Tools For Message Boards" that can be unzipped with the exe file posted above. This link below has everything you need to be a SUPERSTAR and never have to pay for rapidshare again...EVER.
http://rapidshare.com/files/101629085/Useful_Tools_For_Message_Boards.rar
Inside this file is Everything you need to use and contribute on message boards & forums:
Image Grabber & Media Player Classic
Driver Magician 2.4
Cinema Craft Encoder
65 Smiles 2005
Crack Down Plus 2.0
Graphics Converter Pro
Unlocker 1.75 (shell ext for removing unwanted files)
WinRaR 3.51 Corp (no serial needed) – Files, like C Ds/Albums are bundled so that you can send the whole thing and not song by song. This will help you be able to bundle files and unzip bundles you downloaded. The same as the file posted above
2000 Web Flash Animations
HJ Split - Used to combine .001; 002; .003 files or can be used to split files (Necessary because some people still use it to split files. However, if you read below there is a way to split files where they join automatically.)
What are Screencaps & How to make Screencaps
Image Grabber I - II and Media Player Classic-Allows you to make screencaps of videos or clips that you have uploaded. People like to see what they are downloading before they take the time to download it. Image grabber allows you to go to a folder, select a video that you want to make screencaps of and it stays in the same folder once you selected that file to name it exactly like that file (Example: for video homegrown_tits.wmv , you could type the beginning of the file name and it would appear below. Simple remove .wmv from the file name and save and it will be saved as a jpeg.
Media Player Classic is slightly different, but it works on files that Image Grabber won’t work on. With MPC, you go to a folder and select a file that you want screencaps of, but when you scroll down to “save thumbnails” you have to find that folder that the file is in order put the screencaps in the same folder AND some the name of the file will appear as you type. It is easier to have the name of the screencaps exactly like the file name for the sake of organization. That way you can have homegrown_tits.wmv and homegrown_tits.jpeg in the same folder so when you go to post you can find the screencaps. Like I said, sometimes Image Grabber will fudge a pic or simply not be able to make screencaps for it, in cases like this it is good to have both.
***************************************
Truth be told...you don't need HJ Split to split files. You may need it to join files from others (you will notice .001 ; .002 after files that need to be joined with HJ Split and .part1 ; .part 2 after files that join automatically)
How to split files so that they join AUTOMATICALLY
If you have WinRaR, simply right click on the file and scroll down to "ADD TO ARCHIVE". You can change anything in the Archive Name except .rar
Set the "COMPRESSION METHOD" to Fastest. Set "Split to volumes, bytes" to 98,078k - ZIP-100. This will make each file 95.7 MB. Rapidshare changed their file size limit in July from 100MB to 200MB. So now you can upload a file that is 200 MB. If the file is 220 MB and you want to put it on rapidshare then it will split into two files (one file 200 MB, the other 20 MB), when you click OK. When the files are unzipped they will combine AUTOMATICALLY WITHOUT the use of HJ Split.
However, if you have a file that is 199 MB, that same "Split to volumes, bytes" you have to manually change the split size by typing in 200m (meaning 200 megabytes). Approx. 208,000 KB equals 200 MB. So, type in 200m OR 200mb. If you have a file that is 620 MB then manually type in 200m, it will give you three 200MB files and one 20MB file. (It depends on your system. On my laptop, if I type in 100m it will make 100,000 little files. However, if I type in 100mb it will split each file into 100 MB files). So just watch to see what your own system does.
If you do it like that you can split the files into whatever size you need WITHOUT having to use HJ Split. If you do it right you will see .part1 ; .part2 after each file that split.
**************************************************
How to upload and not interrupt your online time
Ok, we all know that uploading slows your computer. The best way to avoid this is to upload before you go to bed and before you go to work. If you upload 2-5 files during these times, when you wake up or return home your files will be already uploaded. To avoid running late for work, Prepare your uploads the night before. For example:
If your evening upload is Wendy_goes_to_bandcamp1.wmv & Wendy_returns_to_bandcamp.wmv , prepare Shaunnas_orgy_party.wmv & Blowjob_central.wmv for the morning. That way before you go to work all you have to do is start the upload and NOT find the file that you want to upload. This will save you a lot of time.
**************************************************
How to pay one time for a rapidshare or megaupload account and ever pay again
First off, PURCHASE A RAPIDSHARE ACCOUNT. STOP BEING STUBBORN. PAY FOR A MONTH, MAYBE TWO AND NEVER PAY AGAIN...HERE'S HOW...
When you buy a rapidshare account they give you like 8000 free points, it takes 10000 to get a free month and you are 80% there as soon as you buy an account. The same goes for Megaupload/Megarotic, but they give you 2 months free with payment
#1 Free up 10-40 Gigabytes of space on your computer/external HD.
Find any rapidshare link (ones you find on any other board/forum/blog) download it, (zshare links are also fare game because they are free and you aren't stealing anybody's credit)
#2 Download this link and install it. It is a file that allows you to bundle and unzip WinRaR files. Albums/Cds need to be bundled in order to package them in one file vs. sending them one by one.
http://rapidshare.com/files/101622985/wrar342.exe
#3 Upload anything you "steal" under your own rapidshare account
#4 Post it on BGOL, or other forums and watch your points rack up. I re-newed my account using up all of my points on November 17, already I have accrued 3000 points not even a week later. I hate passwords, so my thing is getting files with passwords, removing the passwords and reposting them. You need an image host to post screencaps.
#5 Resizing Pics. http://www.shrinkpictures.com/ This site re-sizes pictures for free.
Here are a few imagehosts you can use. I chose to pay for mine since I have so many ongoing threads. I haven't tried all of these, but find your favorite
http://www.uploadhouse.com - Lets you post large sized pics!!!
www.Imagevenue.com - Decent
http://funkyimg.com/
http://fapomatic.com/
http://bayimg.com/
http://bigpichost.com/index.php
http://casimages.com/index.php
http://cocopic.com/index.php
http://dorkpic.com/adult/
http://dreamuploader.com/
http://freeimagehosting.be/
http://hidebehind.com/free-image-hosting.php
http://imagesocket.com/
http://imagevenue.com/
http://keepmyfile.com/
http://messyshare.com/index.php
http://picturedumper.com/
http://stooorage.com/
http://uploader.ws/
http://upload.yourimage.name/
DO NOT USE www.tinypic.com they will kill your pics after a week or less. It's Pointless to use them in a thread, an no one is going to download when they can't see the pics which makes your links useless.
When asking questions (by starting your own thread on the main board) and you are new YOU MUST POST PORN AND/OR MUSIC. Otherwise you will get clowned AND ignored.
Below are a few boards that I steal from that I use to post on this board and others
www.peoples board.com (combine words/erase the space) You have to have 25 posts to reach the XXX areas,they have a beginner board to weed out the leechers.
Erase the space below
http://www.da firm.net/forums/index.php
Here are a couple links of mine.
Black Orgy Starring: Kitten, Ayana Angel, Obsession & Jada Fire
http://rapidshare.com/files/100139621/gorillarms_kitten_orgy.rar
Desiree West
http://rapidshare.com/files/101072464/Black_Tit_Fuck_-_Desiree_West.rar
http://rapidshare.com/files/101412920/Dark_Chocolate-dcg_potential.rar
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Sorry about that. I forgot the #1 rule about posting on BGOL
