How to know if your watermelon is ripe.
- Thread starter jawnswoop
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Well...you...
don't pull on Superman's cape,
don't spit in to the wind,
don't pull the mask off the ol' lone ranger...
and you don't put cheese-ANY kind of cheese- on watermelon, Jim.
I have been to the mountain top, and dug beneath the valley. I have searched for wisdom, high and low,
for many many moons.
The secret to sweet, juicy watermelon acquisition:
You pays yo' money, you takes yo' chances.
Works (for me) about 65% of the time.
I need to try that.
I gotta find this nukka .....
lol I actually saw this vid last week
That yella meat melon is the one I love. Not yellow , yella. 
I had to post it.
Been basically eating watermelon everyday for a snack this summer after a meal… that joint will clean your system out… some chicks will definitely tell you , you taste sweeter when you skeet in their mouth
it also makes you got to the bathroom a lot but I don't mind.
lol that’s what I meant when I said clean your system out
That's why people hate watermelon and drinking water because they're too lazy to move when they need to clean out their system.
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