How to get him to notice you.......
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Sure thing Lady Scorpio.
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This is just wrong. Some of you women are always plotting, scheming and coming up with new ways to get our attention. Were in bed with you already when will there ever be enough? 
Now we men are expected to actually pay attention to our mate(s) during sex? You got to be kidding. Next thing I guess we'll be expected to kiss, cuddle and engage in pillow talk.
This messes up our whole sexual fantasy thing. Don't forget some of you have "not pussy." The pussy is not tight enough, not wet enough, not orgasmic enough and there's a few that comes with some odd looking packaging. We need those fantasies to stay focused.
Lastly what about us and our needs?
Enough of this, I'm going to get me some chocolate.
Good post LS.
Now we men are expected to actually pay attention to our mate(s) during sex? You got to be kidding. Next thing I guess we'll be expected to kiss, cuddle and engage in pillow talk.
This messes up our whole sexual fantasy thing. Don't forget some of you have "not pussy." The pussy is not tight enough, not wet enough, not orgasmic enough and there's a few that comes with some odd looking packaging. We need those fantasies to stay focused.
Lastly what about us and our needs?
Enough of this, I'm going to get me some chocolate.
Good post LS.
This is just wrong. Some of you women are always plotting, scheming and coming up with new ways to get our attention. Were in bed with you already when will there ever be enough?
Now we men are expected to actually pay attention to our mate(s) during sex? You got to be kidding. Next thing I guess we'll be expected to kiss, cuddle and engage in pillow talk.
This messes up our whole sexual fantasy thing. Don't forget some of you have "not pussy." The pussy is not tight enough, not wet enough, not orgasmic enough and there's a few that comes with some odd looking packaging. We need those fantasies to stay focused.
Lastly what about us and our needs?
Enough of this, I'm going to get me some chocolate.
Good post LS.
Uhmm wut about them
This is just wrong. Some of you women are always plotting, scheming and coming up with new ways to get our attention. Were in bed with you already when will there ever be enough?
Now we men are expected to actually pay attention to our mate(s) during sex? You got to be kidding. Next thing I guess we'll be expected to kiss, cuddle and engage in pillow talk.
This messes up our whole sexual fantasy thing. Don't forget some of you have "not pussy." The pussy is not tight enough, not wet enough, not orgasmic enough and there's a few that comes with some odd looking packaging. We need those fantasies to stay focused.
Lastly what about us and our needs?
Enough of this, I'm going to get me some chocolate.
Good post LS.
This is just wrong. Some of you women are always plotting, scheming and coming up with new ways to get our attention. Were in bed with you already when will there ever be enough?
Now we men are expected to actually pay attention to our mate(s) during sex? You got to be kidding. Next thing I guess we'll be expected to kiss, cuddle and engage in pillow talk.
This messes up our whole sexual fantasy thing. Don't forget some of you have "not pussy." The pussy is not tight enough, not wet enough, not orgasmic enough and there's a few that comes with some odd looking packaging. We need those fantasies to stay focused.
Lastly what about us and our needs?
Enough of this, I'm going to get me some chocolate.
Good post LS.
NOT PUSSY:
NOT SHAVED
NOT SMELLING LIKE BABYS BREATH
NOT PRETTY
NOT LICK-ABLE
NOT FUCK-ABLE
NOT MOVE ABLE
NOT TRAINED OR TRAINABLE
NOT GOOD PERIOD
NOT WARM ENOUGH
& SOMETIMES ITS THE GOOD PUSSY ON THE WRONG BITCH.......WISH YOU COULD SWITCH HEADS & TITAYS SOMETIMES..........
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