how many beers to hit this?

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I just got done reading about her trifling ass...I wouldn't even want to hold a conversation with her much less hit it...
 
It depends. Is that good car wash style fat bitch blow job included? If so, 2! 2 beers!













Or 1 Jameson's on the rocks. Then again, if death is the only option; none! No beers!!!
 
lets c. death or sex w/an unattractive fat woman? well it IS still pussy. and she DOES have some big ass titties. sooooo.....








sheeeeeeeeet. pass the trojans nigga. :lol:



mind u, this is w/death as the other option ONLY. :hmm:


I'm sayin' :dunno:...unless dudes are just exaggerating...
 
You can see any broads in the hood that look way worse than Sheppard. And these chicks still get dick. And tons of babies.

I think Sheppard's attractive.
It's the fact she comes of brainless I have issues with.

But since I like BIG TITTIES anyway,
I'd hit her sober.
 
1 beer - I'm not a drinker. 1 beer and I'll be niiiicceee like "c'mere baby!"... any female that responds at that point is eligible.
 
lets c. death or sex w/an unattractive fat woman? well it IS still pussy. and she DOES have some big ass titties. sooooo.....








sheeeeeeeeet. pass the trojans nigga. :lol:



mind u, this is w/death as the other option ONLY. :hmm:

Damn nigga!!

I dont even think i would get hard off of her titties alone!!!
 
NO BEER
I NEED TO BE SOBER
SO I CAN CIRCUMVENT HER BRAIN
AND GAIN ACCESS TO HER BANK ACCOUNT
THE SEX IS QUESTIONABLE.........BUT UNDER THE RIGHT CIRCUMSTANCES,
THOSE CIRCUMSTANCES BEING FINANCIAL, ANYTHING IS POSSIBLE.:hmm:
 
NO BEER
I NEED TO BE SOBER
SO I CAN CIRCUMVENT HER BRAIN
AND GAIN ACCESS TO HER BANK ACCOUNT
THE SEX IS QUESTIONABLE.........BUT UNDER THE RIGHT CIRCUMSTANCES,
THOSE CIRCUMSTANCES BEING FINANCIAL, ANYTHING IS POSSIBLE.:hmm:

:lol::lol::lol:
 
a 2 month dry spell--- 7 or 8 beers- a couple shots of Jack-- and no fine bitches at the bar.

fuck it...

justify it with her "fame".
 
Shittttt..I was just released from Prison..I'll Hulk Smash that.

:lol:

By the way I was just kidding about being released from prison.
 
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