How is it 2007 and grown bitches still don't know how to clean their pussy?!?!?!
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sirwoodz said:
You fucked that nasty broad for 2 years. WTF took her 2 years to finally go see her OBGYN that should be a regular thing every other month or so.
Leroy Soup Nutz said:
To each his own. Do you. I just got them prices off the website. Actually though, since you seem to be a sneaker freak, I got a question for you:
How the hell do you keep white on whites clean when driving? I drive a stick and one trip fucks up the heel of my left shoe. I got brand new shoes I won't even wear now cuz I know they gonna be fucked up whenever I get to where I'm going. I don't want to be shampooing my carmats every night, and there got to be a solution besides "driving shoes".
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Mello Mello said:
And that's where the difference lies...shit two years?! Bro I was ready to vomit after 2 seconds...I couldn't maintain...fukk that...2 years...man you have me laughing over here...
Mello Mello said:
lol, man, that was my girl man and we had been together for a while before that so i was willing to work through something like that, but like i said we only hooked up with her every now and again so over those 2 years, we got together only about 6 or 7 times...
but lemme add this: i messed with a chick that was signed to a major record label and had about 2 songs on the R&B charts in the late 90's - cooch was RANK. i'm starting to think black females just have bad odor's man...
Man the bottom of most sneaks is white...I honestly never look at the bottom of my shoes...as for the rest it's "platinum leather" so a wet paper towel or old wash rag cleans up the rest of the shoe...I read that acetone or nail polish remover can clean the sides of the sole real nice...so I'ma look into that...what website are you looking at btw...I cop these joint at Finish Line they have in the mall...their website matches the mall prices too...
Sticky Icky said:To each his own. Do you. I just got them prices off the website. Actually though, since you seem to be a sneaker freak, I got a question for you:
How the hell do you keep white on whites clean when driving? I drive a stick and one trip fucks up the heel of my left shoe. I got brand new shoes I won't even w now cuz I know they gonna be fucked up whenever I get to where I'm going. I don't want to be shampooing my carmats every night, and there got to be a solution besides "driving shoes".
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Leroy Soup Nutz said:
rule of thumb is u fuck UP not down. stop fucking with low level chicks no odors once u do.
Leroy Soup Nutz said:
Do ya thang playa, let that 40 help you recuperate, get that smell off your mental.
Just damn, She must of had a lot of thighs. Usually when a girl got thick thighs smushin' the pussy. I used to fuck with a big booty girl with thick thighs and ass. Split the legs apart and it smelled like hot garbage, I swear her crevice stank could have killed flies. Vagina maintenances is crucial but chicks usually choose looks over whats best for hygiene. Like they can't be wearing tight jeans everyday gotta let the crevice breath some day.
i keep telling y'all cats that a LOT of women have what i call the "garbage truck syndrome."
ever notice how guys that throw garbage don't mind the smell? it's 'cause they're used to it. you and i are like, "eeewww... this shit stinks, esp. the 'juice' that drips from the garbage truck on a hot august day." but to the workers, they don't mind cause they're used to it.
the same goes for women... who do NOT know personal hygiene. they are used to that smell-even if it's bad, it's her NATURAL smell. if no one tells her that her shit is foul, she doesn't know... 'cause she lives with the pussy, plays with the pussy, and takes care of the pussy. and all the while, the pussy smells dead.
do her a favor, and say, "the strength of your odor killed my erection, therefore, i can't see you anymore."
but i feel you brother... cause if you're fucking and fucking strong, you WILL run into some stank pussy every once in a while.
ever notice how guys that throw garbage don't mind the smell? it's 'cause they're used to it. you and i are like, "eeewww... this shit stinks, esp. the 'juice' that drips from the garbage truck on a hot august day." but to the workers, they don't mind cause they're used to it.
the same goes for women... who do NOT know personal hygiene. they are used to that smell-even if it's bad, it's her NATURAL smell. if no one tells her that her shit is foul, she doesn't know... 'cause she lives with the pussy, plays with the pussy, and takes care of the pussy. and all the while, the pussy smells dead.
do her a favor, and say, "the strength of your odor killed my erection, therefore, i can't see you anymore."
but i feel you brother... cause if you're fucking and fucking strong, you WILL run into some stank pussy every once in a while.
Slight Fishy Odor=She fucks all the time, but doesnt wash on the regular
Funky Odor=Just doest wash
Strong fishy-pungent odor=Infection
Gutta Burning Trash Bin Fishy Odor=Infection and she doesnt wash
Every woman has a unique smell/odor to their pussy-But it should never stink or be funky
Good Luck next time
Funky Odor=Just doest wash
Strong fishy-pungent odor=Infection
Gutta Burning Trash Bin Fishy Odor=Infection and she doesnt wash
Every woman has a unique smell/odor to their pussy-But it should never stink or be funky
Good Luck next time
sirwoodz said:
Damn and she couldn't even make sure she was fresh for those special moments when you did meat. She know the deal. I would have taken that as disrespect or she must not have wanted me to fuck. But hey that was your girl so you were willing to put up with it for a while.
Yeah even the fine bitches can be rank. I mean it's not like you can be fresh at every moment, the body does perspire daily. I've smashed my few that were rank when I was feeling grimey. Women need to know they're bodies better. I know it's a lot of maintenance for them already but shit.....
Yeah I honestly believed she had no idea...cause she even wanted me to take her somewhere to eat afterwards...that's when I got tight and was like I'ma be busy spending the rest of the night getting drunk...
max-dawg said:i keep telling y'all cats that a LOT of women have what i call the "garbage truck syndrome."
ever notice how guys that throw garbage don't mind the smell? it's 'cause they're used to it. you and i are like, "eeewww... this shit stinks, esp. the 'juice' that drips from the garbage truck on a hot august day." but to the workers, they don't mind cause they're used to it.
the same goes for women... who do NOT know personal hygiene. they are used to that smell-even if it's bad, it's her NATURAL smell. if no one tells her that her shit is foul, she doesn't know... 'cause she lives with the pussy, plays with the pussy, and takes care of the pussy. and all the while, the pussy smells dead.
do her a favor, and say, "the strength of your odor killed my erection, therefore, i can't see you anymore."
but i feel you brother... cause if you're fucking and fucking strong, you WILL run into some stank pussy every once in a while.
its bcuz Bmore has the highest rate of IV drugs users.. Fiddy didnt write "A Baltimore Love Thing" for shits 'n' giggles.. just strap it up and dont be fuckin no junkie bitches, and u'll be aight...yureeka9 said:Damn! Didn't know it was dirty like that in Baltimore. I just moved south of there and thought I was gonna wreck shop in that town. I better take my game elsewhere!
Leroy Soup Nutz said:
theres a difference between nasty and unclean and dirty....avoid them unclean/dirty bitches man even before u hit u can tell if a bitch is unclean and full of odors.
put your hand down there and then rub it under her nose. when she frowns, say yeah, that's you bitch
Maddbaron said:
Well now we are back to square one because the problem is no I honestly couldn't...shorty was very presentable...and I always sniff at a chic to pick up on unique scents and shit...I remember one girl years back who always used to wear a perfume called Poison I think and to this day I can "smell" that scent in my head...
Leroy Soup Nutz said:
It's not the bottom sole, it's the back of the shoe. I'ma try acetone though.
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Leroy Soup Nutz said:
Memory is tied strongly to scent.
Man these bloody ones look dope.
u was fuckin adinas stankin ass too??sirwoodz said:
Take a shower wid her.
either the bitch had U.T.I. (urinary Tract Infection) or that pussy been skeeted in earlier. regardless she a "stink-hoe"
OnyxFemme said:Slight Fishy Odor=She fucks all the time, but doesnt wash on the regular
Funky Odor=Just doest wash
Strong fishy-pungent odor=Infection
Gutta Burning Trash Bin Fishy Odor=Infection and she doesnt wash
Every woman has a unique smell/odor to their pussy-But it should never stink or be funky
Good Luck next time
very true sista. I dont know how some women allow hygiene to fall apart. I mean it isnt like its a hard thing to do. Wash daily, get your yearly physical. Things should be good.
I think that you should have told her that she had an odour though Leroy, I mean there is a slight possibility that she really isnt aware that she has said odour....she will have two choices cuss you out or thank you
These some fruity ass shoes cuzz, what they made of? Jell-o?
Leroy Soup Nutz said:
see, that's what i'm saying... cause i've been down that road before. it's HARD to tell a woman that she's got an odor not a smell. a smell is something that you run across; an odor walks right up to you and slaps the shit out of your sinuses.
and like the other brother said... be careful when hitting women doggy style-esp. if they've got HUUUUUUGE DEEP ass cheeks, cause sometimes that funk be in there too.
be REAL careful after a night of 
at the club too... hit the shower with her to get that "ass cheese" cleaned-out. also, some women have NO smell until you go to "bailing cotton" out their pussy... and after about 15 min. of "rent mule" fucking, that odor comes from the back and puts your nose hairs in reverse.
smell is mos definitely tied to memory... unfortunately, i can't forget a few ladies from my past. and one last thing: $$$ has NOTHING to do with hygiene... cause i've had "wifey" material types and girls from the other side of the RR tracks that smelled like fish guts too.
maybe i just fuck (around) too much...
Shoes: Ugly
The story: Check them hoes before you go trying to run up in em...especially if they are a little "thick." Like homie said...make her go wash! I haven't had a hot garbage story since college and I didn't even smash dat!
Baltimore: Whew...beware! I had some classy chicks in the county but you can keep the city chicks...they are rattish!
The story: Check them hoes before you go trying to run up in em...especially if they are a little "thick." Like homie said...make her go wash! I haven't had a hot garbage story since college and I didn't even smash dat!
Baltimore: Whew...beware! I had some classy chicks in the county but you can keep the city chicks...they are rattish!