There's a rule among con men that if you can't spot the mark within a few minutes of entering room, then that means the mark is you.
Back in November you started hearing whispers that Macy's was planning on downsizing which could mean that you might be unemployed soon.
You gave the wife the heads up and told her to cut back on spending until you could have a clear picture of your situation. Unfortunately, I guess she didn't get the memo because she felt that the house needed a new stove and refrigerator (or at least Lisa did because it seemed the old ones worked just fine).
So when she springed the news on you in mid January you weren't a happy camper, in addition, Macy's announced that they would be closing your store.
Feeling a bit stressed out you decided to go to the gym (also to avoid getting into an argument with Lisa). So after using some free weights you figured you'd walk off your stress on the treadmill.
Enter Candy, she was intrigued by your headphones and struck up a conversation with you about them and what type of music you were listening to.
Although, you felt Candy was just being nice this conversation ended up with you and her grabbing a few burgers at "Shake Shack."
Now, maybe it's your imagination but Candy seems to be flirting with you, and even though you let it be known that you are currently in a relationship the flirting continued.
When Candy excused herself to go to the bathroom you had some serious decisions to make (but to be honest Candy already knew you were going to be her "mark" if not tonight she was ready to play the long con).