Hibjib in the streets but a freak under the sheet

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Look in a mirror and say...

I am a BGOL nigga.
I am 6'4.
I am 240 lbs.
All muscle.
I can fight a gorilla with just my hands.
I can outpunch a professional boxer in 3 rounds.
I can outrun an Olympic track star under the right circumstances.
I can tackle an All-Pro fullback with no assistance in an open field.
I can drink 2 gallons of water.
Easily.
I eat 13 almonds.

...and if NONE of this helps to build up the confidence you need to pull this off...remember...there's always tater tots.
one of the longest but corniest jokes I've seen posted
 
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