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You couldn't figure out what to eat for dinner last night so you decided to take a trip to "White Castle," and ordered a Crave Case (30 sliders). While you're waiting a few people walked in, but one young lady came in and she really stood out.
You're not sure what she ordered, but it was a rather large order and she ended up taking a seat at a table very close to yours, and she sat down and made a quick phone call.
When the phone call ended she was laughing and saying:
"Some people have got a lot of nerve," and at that moment she looked over at you and explained that she just got off the phone with her girlfriend Sheila and she was saying you got no business being in "White Castle" when you told me that one of your New Year's resolutions was to lose weight.
She went on to explain that when she gains weight most of the weight goes straight to her ass, but she doesn't think she's fat, she just thinks she "thick," and then she moves closer to your table and wants to show you some photos on her cell phone.
When you saw the photo of her in a skirt you told her:
"I don't mean to offend you, but you look like you could be Beyonce's sister or cousin, and this a photo of you?"
She laughed and said "Thank you," and then showed you a video:
"That's all me and all natural"
All you could say at that point was:
"Damn," but then you started thinking and added:
"My ex-girlfriend hated Beyonce and never really told me why, but I think it was because she was slightly jealous of her?"
She said:
"Well, take my number and maybe we can "hang out" and make her jealous, by the way my name is Tawanna"
You're not sure what she ordered, but it was a rather large order and she ended up taking a seat at a table very close to yours, and she sat down and made a quick phone call.
When the phone call ended she was laughing and saying:
"Some people have got a lot of nerve," and at that moment she looked over at you and explained that she just got off the phone with her girlfriend Sheila and she was saying you got no business being in "White Castle" when you told me that one of your New Year's resolutions was to lose weight.
She went on to explain that when she gains weight most of the weight goes straight to her ass, but she doesn't think she's fat, she just thinks she "thick," and then she moves closer to your table and wants to show you some photos on her cell phone.
When you saw the photo of her in a skirt you told her:
"I don't mean to offend you, but you look like you could be Beyonce's sister or cousin, and this a photo of you?"
She laughed and said "Thank you," and then showed you a video:
"That's all me and all natural"
All you could say at that point was:
"Damn," but then you started thinking and added:
"My ex-girlfriend hated Beyonce and never really told me why, but I think it was because she was slightly jealous of her?"
She said:
"Well, take my number and maybe we can "hang out" and make her jealous, by the way my name is Tawanna"
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