You finally decided to visit your cousin Markus, who lives in Miami, Florida in this beautiful high rise apartment. For years he has been telling you about all the attractive single women in the area and he admitted that he has seen several that live in his building.
So, one morning you are looking at the beautiful view he has from his apartment terrace and you see this "thick latina" sweeping her terrace. You could employ the direct approach and tell her how good she looks, but you figured you will try something different.
You keep watching her and when she finally looked over at you, you shouted out:
"Damn, that's big, where did you get that from?"
Now, because she has a big ass, and you do mean big, she is going to assume you are talking about her ass like most guys would so she replied:
"I get it from my mama."
In return you said:
"Your mother brought you that broom?"
"Because you usually don't see them that large in the store."
She felt embarrassed and said that she thought you were talking about something else and that started a nice long conversation.