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Health: The Power of Just ONE Almond its like Magic for Humans (12 will still kill u)
- Thread starter playahaitian
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They ain’t trying to listen. Let them find out the hard way.
Nice editing
He and Netflix swear there are no camera tricks or stunt casting
...and they don’t hear us.
What is the root of this "almond" shit?
Goes back about 10 years.
Too long of a story bruh. I would but don't know the story as detailed as others.
But def some funny shit.
Ahh fuck it!
Here goes:
Some time ago, a brotha on here posted that his secret for smashing women into comas was to take 7 almonds like a viagra pill, and wait a few. He swore that shit gave him magic powers and bitches were leaving his place crippled and shit. Hence the legend was born. He strictly advised about the potency of this wonder drug and advised us members to never exceed the limit or some shit like that. Dude was dead serious too.
Hope I told it right. LOL
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Almonds stay keeping the world on edge. No one is safe.
Preach
The Almond is kicking in!
Go eat nine nine almonds and see what’s up.
Imma try 2 almonds per day like vitamins...
Let me drop a shell...
Y'all see this?
Some take a moment some freeze...
Those who follow the almond are some of the most courageous and fearless people around. Unlike the rest of us, they are tasked with running towards the most challenging pumpum no matter the consequences instead of away from it.
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I eat about 30 almonds a day along with the same amount of cashews and other nuts. I know I go way over my calorie max in a day and I'm in the process of cutting it back to acceptable levels. I eat a trail mix made by 365 (Whole Foods) and I eat about a pound of nuts a day. I'm working on it. 
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I eat about 30 almonds a day along with the same amount of cashews and other nuts. I know I go way over my calorie max in a day and I'm in the process of cutting it back to acceptable levels. I eat a trail mix made by 365 (While Foods) and I eat about a pound of nuts a day. I'm working on it.
Wait what...
Are you insane my friend!
Luckily you doing a mix to dilute the raw potency
Go forward but me mindful
you on some grizzly bear shitI eat about 30 almonds a day along with the same amount of cashews and other nuts. I know I go way over my calorie max in a day and I'm in the process of cutting it back to acceptable levels. I eat a trail mix made by 365 (While Foods) and I eat about a pound of nuts a day. I'm working on it.
That’s why you’ve got cottonmouth. It’s probably a blessing though because 30 almonds will kill the average American male.I eat about 30 almonds a day along with the same amount of cashews and other nuts. I know I go way over my calorie max in a day and I'm in the process of cutting it back to acceptable levels. I eat a trail mix made by 365 (While Foods) and I eat about a pound of nuts a day. I'm working on it.
Let me drop a shell...
Not all almonds are created equal
Damn it
I've always said too much.
Whats this about it can kill you?
If that was true, I'd be dead years ago.
If that was true, I'd be dead years ago.
too many almonds fuck my stomach all the way up. Like bent over stomach ache type shit..
They taste good as fuck by i cant eat... 20 / 30 at a time.
They taste good as fuck by i cant eat... 20 / 30 at a time.
Chuckle
first of all fuck @playahaitian for not including sensei almondz
second that cac is a bgol leech, he stole my teachings in @papi68 last thread.
dont worry i am going to kick his ass tho. show him some real almondz strength.
anyway i notice he was going against all blacks i smell agenda. i am going to beat his ass even more now.
if you want tofind out the teachings of the almondz go here
next time some of yall postaboutalmondz and not include me im fucking yall up half an almondz is all i need.
second that cac is a bgol leech, he stole my teachings in @papi68 last thread.
dont worry i am going to kick his ass tho. show him some real almondz strength.
anyway i notice he was going against all blacks i smell agenda. i am going to beat his ass even more now.
if you want tofind out the teachings of the almondz go here
We’re never supposed to eat more than 12 almonds...
How much almond milk can we drink safely?
www.bgol.us
next time some of yall postaboutalmondz and not include me im fucking yall up half an almondz is all i need.
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Ready to take on the world.
Had 8 almonds and some almond milk this morning. Coffee & some oranges.
Just blended up a top-notch smoothie. Homegrown kale from mom's garden ... spinach ... blueberries ... banana ... organic peanut butter ... ice cubes & water.
Made a soup with diced grilled chicken breast, spinach & 10 veggies.
Had 8 almonds and some almond milk this morning. Coffee & some oranges.
Just blended up a top-notch smoothie. Homegrown kale from mom's garden ... spinach ... blueberries ... banana ... organic peanut butter ... ice cubes & water.
Made a soup with diced grilled chicken breast, spinach & 10 veggies.
