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Have you ever had to be creative to get out of a date or really bad sex?

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Have you ever had to be creative to end a date, relationship or really bad sex?

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Cmon ladies/guys what is the most creative thing u have ever have to do to get out of a date gone wrong, a relationship or shall we even say really bad sex?:lol:
 
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I got out of a relationship by telling the guy I moved to FL.

My best friend still laughs about that.
 
picked up a new friend we ate we chill so i go back to her crib we about to fuck she come back out the room n some comfortable shit. b4 she even sit down i smell sumthang n i'm lookin at her like i kno u smell yo self i asked her where the bath room was at i took a piss like damn what should i do i kno im not gon stick my dick n her. so i called my boost phone from my sprint as i was walking out the bathroom i put the sprint n my pocket an was talkin on da boost long story short i told this chick my mom left her house key n da house had to go open the door for her i 'll be back if i can she was like cool never spoke/answer her phone calls again.
 
Was young and met this chick who came onto me at work. Young and wuffless i said hell yeah and went out with her.

Same night a condom later i am fucking and we get pimped.:angry: She freaked out and i decided to take her home before the audience tried to cut in.

Couple days pass and info on the gal starts to come in from people who are aware of her interest in me. Check and confirm it to find out she has a man, pussy be on fire cause she trying to get it cool by putting as much hose in it as possible and she has done the same thing with a number of guys.

She keeps coming around and i finally get fed up cough a few times and say calmly " I think i am sick, i must have AIDS." NEver heard from her since. Looking back i am sure i gave her some sleepless nights but when u are young and foolish you do stupid things.:(:confused:
 
I aint perfect but.

Why lie, just be honest that you are not interested. Dont lie to the person honest tell. Trust me they would respect that better.

Karma is a bitch, what comes around goes around.


You can use all that effort and energy to do something productive, make a difference, or make that paper.

That is my two cents.
 
This woman i was fucking with was trying to get to serious. i was 26 and she was 42, i told her i only messed with older women because they just wanted to fuck and no commitments. Pussy was good she was a freak, one of the first people who like cum more in her mouth than her pussy but she was getting to involved i told her to slow her roll, but she wasnt listening. So i told her that i was moving out of state to help , my mom. i figure its cali you never run into anybody unless you looking for them.
i see her ass a few months later and the conversation goes
her: oh your back
me: (trying not to look like i dont know who the fuck she is) huh?
her: you moved out of state suddenly, did you move back?
me: oh no, im just out here to make some quick money then im going back tomorrow
her: we should hook up tonight before you go

i go to her pad. smash
her: call me when you get back home
me: uh huh (as i slam the front door)

aint talked since. sorry for the long windedness
 
not a real date..but i sent a chick in the pizza store and bounced in the whip ....lol:(:lol:some high skool shit...
 
I TOLD THE TRUTH... she was being to clingy for a jumpoff. i told her to back off cause i saw her and spoke to her more than i did my own mother who lives on the first floor of my building. since she wasn't listening i had to quit her cold turkey. no calls,emails,IM's. what really saved me was that i never bought her to my house,since she has kids and live in jersey she couldn't spend whole nights in ny cause she couldn't get trains back to the part she lives. thank you good ol linden wood motel.
 
Call me evil....

But I have two stories....but I will share 1...

Story 1-

Me and this chick been talkin for awhile, met her through my cuzzo. Well she came to the crib with a lil kid. Came to the room, I looked at her, In my mind I said" Was I drunk " This cant be the same chick. She look like Big Pun with a finger wave N a Street fighter 2 Sagat Scar on her face. Wtf. SO brain panics and thinks. Call your cuzzo, curse him out." I tell her hold on I gotta call someone, Im like Cuz wtf is this shit? I got Big van Vader twin sister in my room with some unknown kid, cuz she left an imprint of her back on my love seat. My cuzzo asked me if she liked dogs, since I have two of em. Bingo, plan in progress. Well
I look at her and the kid sit downs and pics up my video game controller, she sits next to me and touches my thigh, Im like "ayooooo you want to see something? She asked me what, I told her come to the back porch and find out. In the back of my head I knew my dogs would automatically bark at her cuz she is unknown. I slowly opened the doors and my dogs ran toward her and she started to scream. The poor kid started to cry. WHy she screamed I have no clue, the dawgs couldnt get in the house, but I never seen a light skin Yoko zuna broad run out my house so fast wit the kid. I called my cuzzo and told him thanks for the quick idea.:yes:
 
femmenoire said:
I got out of a relationship by telling the guy I moved to FL.

My best friend still laughs about that.
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BAD...:yes:

Years ago I was in the mall and saw this fine young lady and walked to her and as I was saying to her that I saw you from across the hall she starting acting as if she was hearing impaired and starting talking funny… So I start signing… She then said (very clearly) “SHIT”… “First time someone did that” so long story short, we exchanged numbers, later when out, and had our fun a few time.
If she only knew I only knew how to say I love you and I did that three times…:lol:

:cool:
 
I was out w/ this guy that sang back up for a lot of R&B singers. He was big and tall like I like em...Problem? He sang all the time. The 1st time I went out w/ him I thought he was just trying to impress me, so I was like ok...That is annoying as fuck. But I am sure it's just a one time thing. Or at least I was hoping. Our 2nd date, I told my best friend to call me in an hour to give me an emergency call, because I couldnt deal w/ all of that singing shit. She called me, but he was eating me out, so I didnt answer. She called back 15 minutes later just when he thought he was about to slide in....I was like "What?? OMG!!! I am on the way now!! No No dont cry!" He was like whats wrong? I was like my friend was in an accident I gotta get to the scene she is crying and scared. He was like you want me to go w/ you...I was like no, I will be back :hmm:

Yeah.............Havent seen him since.


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***Back in the day when things were cool......We use to meet up w/ these dudes***
 
OnyxFemme said:
I was out w/ this guy that sang back up for a lot of R&B singers. He was big and tall like I like em...Problem? He sang all the time. The 1st time I went out w/ him I thought he was just trying to impress me, so I was like ok...That is annoying as fuck. But I am sure it's just a one time thing. Or at least I was hoping. Our 2nd date, I told my best friend to call me in an hour to give me an emergency call, because I couldnt deal w/ all of that singing shit. She called me, but he was eating me out, so I didnt answer. She called back 15 minutes later just when he thought he was about to slide in....I was like "What?? OMG!!! I am on the way now!! No No dont cry!" He was like whats wrong? I was like my friend was in an accident I gotta get to the scene she is crying and scared. He was like you want me to go w/ you...I was like no, I will be back :hmm:

Yeah.............Havent seen him since.


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***Back in the day when things were cool......We use to meet up w/ these dudes***
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U let him eat but not beat.:smh:

That is cruel. :lol:

Women can be so selfish sometimes.:rolleyes:
 
I meet a chick on BlackPlanet and we had been chatting it up for a few weks and decided to meet up. She was talking the usual dirty talk and how she likes to get down. We decide to grab lunch at Gladys Chicken and Waffles and she was looking good. She starts talking about height and how she really doesn't like short guys. I was like thats cool and there was no pressure but she wouldn't shut the fuck up. I am5'9" and she is 5'11". She continues to talk about how she likes her guys to be muscular and built. I was like what the fuck is she talking about. He was at least a deuce...deuce and a quarter and still talking about she got some baby fat lose. (There is no such thing as baby fat at age 30..either you are fat or you are just carrying that fat from the bay you birthed.....Its a pouch when you are 15..20lbs overweight...anything else is a fucking gut!!!!) We are eating and I can barely get a word in between her trying to be funny and smacking on chicken bones. I tell her to go ahead and order dessert becasue I need to run to my car and get my medicine. She was like that fine. I walked to my car and hauled ass....She calls me 10minutes later to see what the hold up is. I told her I was on 85North heading home. Of course she was pissed and then she tells me that she didn't have any money and the waittress had just brought out the bill. I was crying laughing and hung up. Hope she learned a lesson because I did. Online pussy is to fucked not to made into a potential wifey. :angry::angry:
 
tmp1971 said:
I tell her to go ahead and order dessert becasue I need to run to my car and get my medicine. She was like that fine. I walked to my car and hauled ass....She calls me 10minutes later to see what the hold up is. I told her I was on 85North heading home.
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:lol:

i do that shit too. shit if she wasnt feeling you she should have just bouned instead of telling herself at least ima get a free meal
 
I once told a woman after realizing the condom had slipped off during sex that I couldn't have any babies in a very threatning manner. She took her ass downstairs and slept on the couch.
:hmm:
 

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