Have Safe Sex But Dont Use Condoms

[Crown&Coke]

Why is it that people preach safe sex but then look at you crazy when you buy condoms? I was at the store the other day and bought some condoms and people was lookin at me like all crazy. It aint just old people either, I was at Wal-Mart one day and this girl in her twenties was ringing me up and paused for a min when she scanned the condoms. Fuck it. I dont give a damn, I am a grown ass man and $5 for 12 condoms is cheaper than having a kid cuz I dont like the looks I am gettin.

And wassup with grocery stores having condoms locked up in the back? Let me grab some condoms and leave, I dont wanna have to find somebody with a key
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[Harlem's Angel]

Yeah man! Why people always lookin at me crazy when I walk in like this???​

Harlem's Angel says wrap it up!!!​

 

[Crown&Coke]

Harlem you a fool
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[Cleopatra_J]

I hate when when they have the condoms locked up!!!!


At the walgreens they have the guards up, so I just snatch them shits off and go to the register... I dare them to be like "Why didn't you ask for someone to assist you" Bitch Please!!!!

 

[Harlem's Angel]

Its crazy cuz they'll look at you funny for buyin condoms but they'll also look at you funny if you're young like us and pregnant. PICK ONE ASSHOLES!!

 

[Harlem's Angel]

I hate when when they have the condoms locked up!!!!


At the walgreens they have the guards up, so I just snatch them shits off and go to the register... I dare them to be like "Why didn't you ask for someone to assist you" Bitch Please!!!!

 

[shanebp1978]

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[Iron]

Why is it that people preach safe sex but then look at you crazy when you buy condoms? I was at the store the other day and bought some condoms and people was lookin at me like all crazy. It aint just old people either, I was at Wal-Mart one day and this girl in her twenties was ringing me up and paused for a min when she scanned the condoms. Fuck it. I dont give a damn, I am a grown ass man and $5 for 12 condoms is cheaper than having a kid cuz I dont like the looks I am gettin.

And wassup with grocery stores having condoms locked up in the back? Let me grab some condoms and leave, I dont wanna have to find somebody with a key
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Damn crown. I have no prob buying condoms.
I used to go in and buy the biggets box.
Walk out like "Hell yeah i'm 'bout to get some ass."

On the days when we would cut school to have marathon sex. I'd go into cvs in the morning. The cashier would ring me up, smile and say "have fun." I be standin there like.


Some people aren't as comfortable with sex as other people are.
When I first started buying my own condoms I used to feel uncomfortable but that only lasted for about a week or two. I would buy a bag of candy or something. To take some of the attention and discomfort away.
My freinds used to always ask me about buying condoms they couldn't muster up enough courage to go and just buy a box.
Guess what?
They have children now.

One girl I was with. I used to try to get her to come in and buy condoms with me. She wouldn't even walk through the ailse.
I wanted her to choose what type she liked. I like the ribbed trojan (makes my job easier )

She also had a problem with askin' for birth control because she was afraid of her parents. That shit use to piss me the fuck off. Which is one of the reasons I cut the relationship short. A year away from legal adult hood and she afraid to get birth control.

And the condoms be locked up because thats the shit that people always steal.

 

[Crown&Coke]

I always get looked at crazy. Once I bought some condoms and some KY and the girl looked at me with this confused look and I just hit her with face. These old people looked at me real crazy when I bought a box of magnums one day at walgreens.

That shit would have pissed me off too Iron. I get looked at crazy but I was never scared to buy condoms, even when I was in high school.​

 

[Cleopatra_J]

Its crazy cuz they'll look at you funny for buyin condoms but they'll also look at you funny if you're young like us and pregnant. PICK ONE ASSHOLES!!

I know!!!Fuck that shit son!!!!

I hate to see people being embarrassed, trying to hide they purchases... You should be proud you're buying condoms -not some cream for the itching and scratching... Its like girls who scared to let somebody see them buy pads and stuff... WTF!! every woman gets it, YOU'RE NOT THE ONLY ONE!!!

 

[DjLouieVega1]

I always buy a bottle of Gatorade with the condoms and make the joke that i am going to need my electrolytes!

 

[Crown&Coke]

I always buy a bottle of Gatorade with the condoms and make the joke that i am going to need my electrolytes!

I remember when I had roommates a few years back. I was fucking this girl in my room and when I came out I was drinking a gatorade and all my roommates looked at me and start laughing they ass off.​

 

[Harlem's Angel]

I always buy a bottle of Gatorade with the condoms and make the joke that i am going to need my electrolytes!

 

[b0010100]

I remember when I had roommates a few years back. I was fucking this girl in my room and when I came out I was drinking a gatorade and all my roommates looked at me and start laughing they ass off.​

 

[Mo-Better]

As strange as it may seem many people today are still embarrised and have hangups about the idea of sex. They see you buying condoms and what you see is those who have hangups sex. Why should they care?

How many of you have ever bought condoms while in the presence of a friend your not sexually active with?

 

[AristotlesOwn]

Why is it that people preach safe sex but then look at you crazy when you buy condoms? I was at the store the other day and bought some condoms and people was lookin at me like all crazy. It aint just old people either, I was at Wal-Mart one day and this girl in her twenties was ringing me up and paused for a min when she scanned the condoms. Fuck it. I dont give a damn, I am a grown ass man and $5 for 12 condoms is cheaper than having a kid cuz I dont like the looks I am gettin.

And wassup with grocery stores having condoms locked up in the back? Let me grab some condoms and leave, I dont wanna have to find somebody with a key
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Because America was founded on [hypocritical] puritanical values, and you live smack in the center of the 'Bible Belt'.

They lock them away because people steal condoms for the very reason you already subtly hinted to...embarrassment. This is made twice as mortifying because of where you are located...[see first statement]

peace

 

[Harlem's Angel]

Because America was founded on [hypocritical] puritanical values, and you live smack in the center of the 'Bible Belt'.

They lock them away because people steal condoms for the very reason you already subtly hinted to...embarrassment. This is made twice as mortifying because of where you are located...[see first statement]

peace

its ridiculous

 

[sean69]

FUCK that! I roll up to the check out counter with this ...

and this...

Can i have $3 of my change in quarters??

 

[GET YOU HOT]

Ask yourself...Where you'll shopping at for condoms? Is it a spur of the moment thing and that is the last drugstore open? Are only the magnums locked up?











Try the twisters...

 

[greygoose]

ya'll gotta hit your local neighborhood corner store. them asians and mid easterns dont give a fuck. they'll be sittin there reading and wont even think twice about ringing you up. condoms, playboy, all they see is money and a price tag. they could care less.

 

[LeroyDibiase]

Yeah man! Why people always lookin at me crazy when I walk in like this???​

Harlem's Angel says wrap it up!!!:D​

Was that big ugly pic with the close up of the bad skin necessary???

 

[Harlem's Angel]

You tryna bait me into an argument isn't gonna happen. Grow up and try your nonsense with someone else. Have a nice day.

 

[LeroyDibiase]

You tryna bait me into an argument isn't gonna happen. Grow up and try your nonsense with someone else. Have a nice day.

I hate to burst your bubble, but no one is trying to bait you into anything. You must have me confused someone else. I didn't know that was you. All I saw was a large obscene pic that threw off the thread calibration and I commented on it.

 

[DDub]

Now days I just that self-check out shit

 

[Harlem's Angel]

I hate to burst your bubble, but no one is trying to bait you into anything. You must have me confused someone else. I didn't know that was you. All I saw was a large obscene pic that threw off the thread calibration and I commented on it.

Have a nice day LD

 

[Izayoi]

Now days I just that self-check out shit

Love me some self checkout, but I order my condoms online at condommania. Great selection, and its delivered right to your door.
....Plus I get some freebies from work

In fact, I got a desk full of dental dams and safe sex pamphlets if yall need some.

 

[Harlem's Angel]

Love me some self checkout, but I order my condoms online at condommania. Great selection, and its delivered right to your door.
....Plus I get some freebies from work

In fact, I got a desk full of dental dams and safe sex pamphlets if yall need some.

u would...

 

[GentlemanPlayer]

Yeah man! Why people always lookin at me crazy when I walk in like this???​

Harlem's Angel says wrap it up!!!​

So YOU'RE the one stealing my condoms!!! Bend your ass over for your spanking!!

Seriously, I go to Rite Aid by the Meyerhoff Symphony Hall, grab me a 12 pack of Magnums, and I don't give a damn what the store clerk thinks.

But I may take Izayoi up on her offer, provided that she has Magnums.

 

[Izayoi]

So YOU'RE the one stealing my condoms!!! Bend your ass over for your spanking!!

Seriously, I go to Rite Aid by the Meyerhoff Symphony Hall, grab me a 12 pack of Magnums, and I don't give a damn what the store clerk thinks.

But I may take Izayoi up on her offer, provided that she has Magnums.

GP I dont know if they gave me the magnums! I'll check my box of goodies on Monday, but hey if you need dental dams I got em in pink!

 

[Harlem's Angel]

So YOU'RE the one stealing my condoms!!! Bend your ass over for your spanking!!

Seriously, I go to Rite Aid by the Meyerhoff Symphony Hall, grab me a 12 pack of Magnums, and I don't give a damn what the store clerk thinks.

But I may take Izayoi up on her offer, provided that she has Magnums.

I buy the 36 pack! I dont need to steal yo shit!!!!

*takes spankin anyway*

 

[GentlemanPlayer]

GP I dont know if they gave me the magnums! I'll check my box of goodies on Monday, but hey if you need dental dams I got em in pink!

I may need those dental dams. My lady friends down in Alexandria may throw me a welcome home party when I get back.

(I'm in Australia waiting on my flight to San Francisco right now)

I buy the 36 pack! I dont need to steal yo shit!!!!

*takes spankin anyway*

 

[AristotlesOwn]

Love me some self checkout, but I order my condoms online at condommania. Great selection, and its delivered right to your door.
....Plus I get some freebies from work

In fact, I got a desk full of dental dams and safe sex pamphlets if yall need some.

Send that to:

AristotlesOwn
555 Atlantic Ave,
Apt. 5
Brooklyn, NY 11205

^^^^^ Not a real address as far as I know.

 

[Harlem's Angel]

Send that to:

AristotlesOwn
555 Atlantic Ave,
Apt. 5
Brooklyn, NY 11205

^^^^^ Not a real address as far as I know.

Looks real!

 

[JofromthaNO]

When I've bought condoms, I've never noticed any funny looks from cashiers, mostly because I probably don't look at them in his/her face as he/she is checking me out at the register...

HOWEVER, there was this one time a lady was checking me out, and was commenting about EVERYTHING I was buying:

[Cashier] (picking up nail polish), "oh, someone must have a nice outing tonight...pretty polish"

[me] "thank you"

[Cashier] (picking up eyeshadow) "pretty eyeshadow... I have these colors myself."

[me} (getting kind of annoyed now) "uh huh"

[Cashier] (picking up condoms) "ooooh...."

[me] (laughing inside) ...

 

[Adam Knows]

ya'll gotta hit your local neighborhood corner store. them asians and mid easterns dont give a fuck. they'll be sittin there reading and wont even think twice about ringing you up. condoms, playboy, all they see is money and a price tag. they could care less.

why does it matter where you go?

if you feel uncomfortable buying condoms you probably aren't mature enough to have sex to begin with...

no shame at all to go anywhere in front of anyone and buy condoms.....