Have a female ever said anything to you that blew your mind

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.......easily :lol:

True Indeed & HAD to add on just because.:lol:
Wish I didnt but am happy I can


Heard alot & some just too damn long to explain & play out especially after a recent back & forth with this dumb assed bird I had to remove myself from even knowing Forever even though it was via text after analyzing yrs of her ways & actions lol :smh: Some of the things said, done as well as experiences, u'd think the chick was brain damaged/metally developementally disfunctional & may be from all the bip bops she let her bitch ass exes do beating that ass (where I truly think she enjoyed it & stayed with him/them for a long, long time[7-10 yrs, 3 yrs respectively])
Im talking about getting slapped so hard, people INSIDE of homes can hear shit outside; or letting someother pussy nikka stalk, threaten, put marks on, yet try & play out kats who showed her love, positive vibes & DIDNT beat on that ass.....

@ least y'all SEE chicks snorting girl/boy/pills/whatdafuckever & Saying they need that ass beat or 'controlled' this One didnt but I think does:smh: but tries to front like not so:angry:
Certifiable.

Hmmm
Chick who was on the pill, who got vexed @ me early during the relations when I stopped to put a rubber on while fucking in the car back in the day in a rest area onthe side of the WSideHwy (where I had to fuck the fake eye rolling, screwfaced attitude up out of her & I had a girl & she knew it) told me she got pregnant, crying & apologizing. After the procedure, she wanted me to fuck her again & I did. Nothing said actually but:hmm:

Chick (introduced to me by my man who smashed & wanted to put her to work) left her son in the A with her Moms for the wkend to up north to the TriState NY area 'because she was curious'; smashed all diff types of ways on sight (Scorp chick with same born day, my 1st:cool:) for wknd naturally, thentook her ass back down to the A; Called me from some other kats crib, talking about "I told so & so what I did {going up there]" blablabla, "Am I a hoe?":hmm:
Im saying to myself, is this dude/dudes in that crib on the fucking phone with her?
PROBABLY is currently on one of y'all kats in the A's roster/rotation, fucking around as she is a massage therapist.


Straight hood youngirl jumpoff with a few seeds who used to text me literally "WhatsGoodForTonight?" type shit religiously on wkends, fucked around and got a man who was making her call motherfuckers in her phone while he was sitting there;
I cant even remember what she said it was so mind blowing.
She also said my other man fucked around & ran his mouth, blowing up her spot, when she actually told her man.
Had to close that chapter of my life, fuck outta here.


Dick & Sensi 'drunk' chick telling me how whatever my shit was & is when bent or whatever in the zone while we took a quick break from fucking. She also showed me the palm prints on that ass I left & wasnt sure if she was mad or proud:dunno:

Stupid ass chicks back in the 90s who SAID they wanted to feel it intheir ass, all curious until we actually tried it:lol:
Still remember how one chick was wriggling with discomfort on the bed:lol:

Had a milf who sounds very similar to the one y'all mentioned with them grown kids who had hella drama, divorced twice & fucked around & called her 3rd seed Justus - why do u think; good chick who said once, "Why Not just be a whore for your man" but couldnt bump into a good one. A Very Good chick with a fatty that I lost contact with.

A chick sayin she has a gag reflex bad yet trying to go as deep as possible on my joint:hmm:

"It felt like I was pregnant by you" - translation in hood talk, Our intimate contacts were so extreme & we became so close, its like I feel u control me, u have me in some sort of trance possible:hmm: in love:eek::smh::smh:.:hmm::lol:
Also straight up & down, curled up to me & called me "Daddy" yet told some kat later after when we were done that I was too controlling when I never was, just controlling her shit around me;

Even got mad when I diffused her wanting to start an argument by logically breaking shit down, unravelling her point n4 she could while burning a 'rillo; same chick tried to jump or ACT LIKE she was gonna jump out of my moving car when I was trying to make a point to her; plus yelled "ITS OT SUPPOSED TO GO DOWN LIKE THAT" when I got up out of her car avoiding an argument with her; I think she literally said she went to the place where Mariah Careychecked herself into to 'have someone to talk to'; know that she also got choked by a cop for running her trap during a strike @ her job excessively.

An Ex called me from Tx, driving her drop BM, crying, saying, "Am I THAT Bad" after her man down there choked the shit out of her.

Same chick thought she was trying to swing on me when I wasnt paying her any mind when she tried to argue with me &I ignored her then told her I was going out to a party; left her in my crib (my mistake:angry:), came back & she destroyed all my lil trinkets from our relationship I was keeping;
she was dropped off @ the bus station after the quickest silent drive to Philly from NY ever recorded after midnight; sick shit is her Pops already bodied her Moms then himself when she was a shorty; good hrearted chick I wish the best.


FroshMe -"Fuck You"
SrHer-"Fuck You!"
Me-"Fuck You LOL"
Hr -"Nah Fuck You"
Me-Where?
Hr-Here!
Me-When?
Her-Now!"

Phone hangs up, creeps across campus & 0ff campus about
{5 min drive/20-25 min walk, record breaking time}.

Did NOT Know later that her man used to set her out & want to watch this chick get fucked while he was there & this bitch was bad as fuck, LI chick - brownin, curly hair, fat lil ass, straight freak - chicks are throwing weaves & shit in their shit to try & look like she did back in the 80s &90s now.

"I ....can't....believe...we....we're...fucking....& ....talking....@ the ....same ...time"
& wasnt even fucking her @ the time when she said that.



BEGGING me to fuck while waiting for the bus @ GWB port authority.


Also said she knew the people/person a few seats up from the last seat

"When I kiss u, it makes me wanna do it but dont make me wana do it":hmm: Okay..

"Want some (more) pussy?"
{Sink full to the hilt with dishes, pots & pans, roaches crawling up out, around corners up into the bthrm) - Shorty had a principle becuz she was moving beefing wih the landlord/owner or some shit but do I want some more pussy:hmm: Nah I was good; Wish her the best too.


Of Course dealt with a chick who said that
"If we're not with anyone by whatever age, let's have a baby"
Which later was followed by her looking for an admission to NOT have anything to do with my child if she had it:hmm:


In some pjs one night in the 90s
"I want u to fuck me really, really, really Hard"
Think her grandma & auntie were coaching her on how to get/take my dick as she was trying to explain to me another time how she was gonna ride me & needed to open that pussy up a certain way so she could:dunno:
Used to get mad when I Didnt bust up in her:rolleyes:
Those were the days
90s 20 something pill taking cutie chicks with fat lil asses who smoked Ls & cigs:hmm::smh:

Pulled the car over & looked out the window like someone was watching & said, "I luv this guy" self justifying her sucking my dick when she sid she wasnt the type of chick who was all about that but was the same authoor of "feel like Im preggo by u" from above:hmm:
Think she also was trying to explain how BustaRhymes was looking DEAD @ her & ONLY her & went to get her or some shit after a show, sporting her backstage smoking or some dumb shit;
hood model type chick who thought her shit aint stink but thought was special & head got bigger when got attn paid to her; he should have hit it if he didnt, fuck all that dumb shit.

As the blue marble spins @ that approximately 1037 1/3rd mph
ItIsWhatItDO


RAISE YOUR DAUGHTERS RIGHT OR ELSE


peace

Damn my head hurts after reading that. By any chance did you graduate High School?
 
Re: Nominated for One of the illest post of the year.....

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Damn my head hurts after reading that. By any chance did you graduate High School?
With ya moms help, nigga.
She taught me how to read slow while she took care of me so not to wake u.
Try it.
Helped me get into a top ranked undergrad & into grad school so thank her again for me.
Just a few run ons.
Is my spelling fucked up or did I make up any words like some do here every ten mins?
Keep it consistent or STFU.

peace
 
Re: Nominated for One of the illest post of the year.....

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With ya moms help, nigga.
She taught me how to read slow while she took care of me so not to wake u.
Try it.
Just a few run ons.
Is my spelling fucked up or did I make up any words like some do here every ten mins?
Keep it consistent or STFU.

peace

:lol::lol::lol::lol::lol:
 
Re: Nominated for One of the illest post of the year.....

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:lol:

Come on. Yall know bborn is the Ghostface Killa of the board. I understood and comprehended everything he wrote.

:lol:

:cool::rolleyes:
Let Em Get It IN, Fam & Get their 'TopDog' off,
its All Good & Gravy, Baby
Its BGOL WhereDramaLives:lol: even when u burp & dont say "ExcuseMe":lol:
:happymad:

peace
 
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Man I never saw bborn type like that I think he's drunk I got an instant headache for real cause I was trying too hard to follow it lol
 
Ran into my boys baby momma (fine as wine) she told me that they wasn't together no more. i told her that i just had a baby 4 weeks ago, and she asked me so are you and the mother still together? :eek::D:smh: and gave me her number...

I'm not going to smash cause it's my guy's bm but if she wasn't! whew!
 
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Man I never saw bborn type like that I think he's drunk I got an instant headache for real cause I was trying too hard to follow it lol

Drunk days are far past me, Lovely - did my heavy drinkin in my teens & 20s & body doesnt play that anymore.
'Preciate the benefit of the doubt I guess but some folk get the picture if they want & paying attn. We've been down this path b4 in the past - just ask Leroy & Darth when he was here who have said the same as SlimKid did.
Too much details to try & edit so said fuck it & let it flow like most here minus the Net Scholars, English professors & Stylists.

Just was on the phone & doing something else, while type babbling marathon run-ons & ons without proper punctuation;
if I'm 'drunk', find me some spelling errors, 'a ballister' or the COUNTLESS errors I see on this bitch & ignore Constantly & you May earn a lapdance.

Your natural hair looks better on u too IMHO, 'Stacey' {Stacey? wtf) so fuck what these kats say:lol:
NEVER Try Too Hard;)

peace
 
Re: Nominated for One of the illest post of the year.....

peace


.......easily :lol:

True Indeed & HAD to add on just because.:lol:
Wish I didnt but am happy I can


Heard alot & some just too damn long to explain & play out especially after a recent back & forth with this dumb assed bird I had to remove myself from even knowing Forever even though it was via text after analyzing yrs of her ways & actions lol :smh: Some of the things said, done as well as experiences, u'd think the chick was brain damaged/metally developementally disfunctional & may be from all the bip bops she let her bitch ass exes do beating that ass (where I truly think she enjoyed it & stayed with him/them for a long, long time[7-10 yrs, 3 yrs respectively])
Im talking about getting slapped so hard, people INSIDE of homes can hear shit outside; or letting someother pussy nikka stalk, threaten, put marks on, yet try & play out kats who showed her love, positive vibes & DIDNT beat on that ass.....

@ least y'all SEE chicks snorting girl/boy/pills/whatdafuckever & Saying they need that ass beat or 'controlled' this One didnt but I think does:smh: but tries to front like not so:angry:
Certifiable.

Hmmm
Chick who was on the pill, who got vexed @ me early during the relations when I stopped to put a rubber on while fucking in the car back in the day in a rest area onthe side of the WSideHwy (where I had to fuck the fake eye rolling, screwfaced attitude up out of her & I had a girl & she knew it) told me she got pregnant, crying & apologizing. After the procedure, she wanted me to fuck her again & I did. Nothing said actually but:hmm:

Chick (introduced to me by my man who smashed & wanted to put her to work) left her son in the A with her Moms for the wkend to up north to the TriState NY area 'because she was curious'; smashed all diff types of ways on sight (Scorp chick with same born day, my 1st:cool:) for wknd naturally, thentook her ass back down to the A; Called me from some other kats crib, talking about "I told so & so what I did {going up there]" blablabla, "Am I a hoe?":hmm:
Im saying to myself, is this dude/dudes in that crib on the fucking phone with her?
PROBABLY is currently on one of y'all kats in the A's roster/rotation, fucking around as she is a massage therapist.


Straight hood youngirl jumpoff with a few seeds who used to text me literally "WhatsGoodForTonight?" type shit religiously on wkends, fucked around and got a man who was making her call motherfuckers in her phone while he was sitting there;
I cant even remember what she said it was so mind blowing.
She also said my other man fucked around & ran his mouth, blowing up her spot, when she actually told her man.
Had to close that chapter of my life, fuck outta here.


Dick & Sensi 'drunk' chick telling me how whatever my shit was & is when bent or whatever in the zone while we took a quick break from fucking. She also showed me the palm prints on that ass I left & wasnt sure if she was mad or proud:dunno:

Stupid ass chicks back in the 90s who SAID they wanted to feel it intheir ass, all curious until we actually tried it:lol:
Still remember how one chick was wriggling with discomfort on the bed:lol:

Had a milf who sounds very similar to the one y'all mentioned with them grown kids who had hella drama, divorced twice & fucked around & called her 3rd seed Justus - why do u think; good chick who said once, "Why Not just be a whore for your man" but couldnt bump into a good one. A Very Good chick with a fatty that I lost contact with.

A chick sayin she has a gag reflex bad yet trying to go as deep as possible on my joint:hmm:

"It felt like I was pregnant by you" - translation in hood talk, Our intimate contacts were so extreme & we became so close, its like I feel u control me, u have me in some sort of trance possible:hmm: in love:eek::smh::smh:.:hmm::lol:
Also straight up & down, curled up to me & called me "Daddy" yet told some kat later after when we were done that I was too controlling when I never was, just controlling her shit around me;

Even got mad when I diffused her wanting to start an argument by logically breaking shit down, unravelling her point n4 she could while burning a 'rillo; same chick tried to jump or ACT LIKE she was gonna jump out of my moving car when I was trying to make a point to her; plus yelled "ITS OT SUPPOSED TO GO DOWN LIKE THAT" when I got up out of her car avoiding an argument with her; I think she literally said she went to the place where Mariah Careychecked herself into to 'have someone to talk to'; know that she also got choked by a cop for running her trap during a strike @ her job excessively.

An Ex called me from Tx, driving her drop BM, crying, saying, "Am I THAT Bad" after her man down there choked the shit out of her.

Same chick thought she was trying to swing on me when I wasnt paying her any mind when she tried to argue with me &I ignored her then told her I was going out to a party; left her in my crib (my mistake:angry:), came back & she destroyed all my lil trinkets from our relationship I was keeping;
she was dropped off @ the bus station after the quickest silent drive to Philly from NY ever recorded after midnight; sick shit is her Pops already bodied her Moms then himself when she was a shorty; good hrearted chick I wish the best.


FroshMe -"Fuck You"
SrHer-"Fuck You!"
Me-"Fuck You LOL"
Hr -"Nah Fuck You"
Me-Where?
Hr-Here!
Me-When?
Her-Now!"

Phone hangs up, creeps across campus & 0ff campus about
{5 min drive/20-25 min walk, record breaking time}.

Did NOT Know later that her man used to set her out & want to watch this chick get fucked while he was there & this bitch was bad as fuck, LI chick - brownin, curly hair, fat lil ass, straight freak - chicks are throwing weaves & shit in their shit to try & look like she did back in the 80s &90s now.

"I ....can't....believe...we....we're...fucking....& ....talking....@ the ....same ...time"
& wasnt even fucking her @ the time when she said that.



BEGGING me to fuck while waiting for the bus @ GWB port authority.


Also said she knew the people/person a few seats up from the last seat

"When I kiss u, it makes me wanna do it but dont make me wana do it":hmm: Okay..

"Want some (more) pussy?"
{Sink full to the hilt with dishes, pots & pans, roaches crawling up out, around corners up into the bthrm) - Shorty had a principle becuz she was moving beefing wih the landlord/owner or some shit but do I want some more pussy:hmm: Nah I was good; Wish her the best too.


Of Course dealt with a chick who said that
"If we're not with anyone by whatever age, let's have a baby"
Which later was followed by her looking for an admission to NOT have anything to do with my child if she had it:hmm:


In some pjs one night in the 90s
"I want u to fuck me really, really, really Hard"
Think her grandma & auntie were coaching her on how to get/take my dick as she was trying to explain to me another time how she was gonna ride me & needed to open that pussy up a certain way so she could:dunno:
Used to get mad when I Didnt bust up in her:rolleyes:
Those were the days
90s 20 something pill taking cutie chicks with fat lil asses who smoked Ls & cigs:hmm::smh:

Pulled the car over & looked out the window like someone was watching & said, "I luv this guy" self justifying her sucking my dick when she sid she wasnt the type of chick who was all about that but was the same authoor of "feel like Im preggo by u" from above:hmm:
Think she also was trying to explain how BustaRhymes was looking DEAD @ her & ONLY her & went to get her or some shit after a show, sporting her backstage smoking or some dumb shit;
hood model type chick who thought her shit aint stink but thought was special & head got bigger when got attn paid to her; he should have hit it if he didnt, fuck all that dumb shit.

As the blue marble spins @ that approximately 1037 1/3rd mph
ItIsWhatItDO


RAISE YOUR DAUGHTERS RIGHT OR ELSE


peace

Wow... I miss having stories like these but then I think about all that unneccessary drama which makes me pretty damn happy.
 
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Wow... I miss having stories like these but then I think about all that unneccessary drama which makes me pretty damn happy.
SAME HERE & Hi Five to You because ALL of that was a regurgitation/venting/theraputic clensing of sorts of that shit uncontrolably LOL:smh:
Some things that some may not understand :dunno:, yet others do clearly.
Oh well:lol: That's how life goes. KNOWING what u just said makes us BOTH your namesake so to speak, letting the Nas' of the world choose the other paths.......

Some of that shit was fun or started out to be but the rest was straight up & down ridiculous in hindsight;
seen so much off the ceiling type shit in this post, was compelled & had to 'shit' All of it out;

after all them eps, don't even know where some of them broads are nor talk to em anymore which in retrospect & overall was a tremendous waste of fucking time - if we did get up, could we even rationally speak on the mistakes made by both parties in respect to our ages, immaturities & perspectives, probably not:hmm::hmm:; could they even remember half of that shit as I did?

Mostly 90s shit with a touch of late 80s shit & a tad bit from the new Milleni but fuck that shit even though I avoided ALOT of pitfalls some of my peers did by using my best part; imagine being tied to some of that dramatics for Life:hmm::puke::smh:

a motherfucker could lose their life, freedom, soul or sense of self fucking with a silly individual nowadays;

the 1st part can truly make a sane individual break out the goon hand just to be heard; get too caught up in emotion & like fam said, could end up in a homeless shelter, the fucking bing or walking with something u can't get rid of.

:smh: Can't & won't fuck with it as the purging was & IS a celebration;

PardonSelf if I lost some of y'all with the 'marathons' but the 'vommitus' was of a projectile nature that u either hits u where u feel it(understand) or it misses u:dunno:

peace
 
I was at a friends house last week for the nfl party and some chicks came through and one was like I used to run through the whole crew, but I ain't like that no more, 3 is my limit now though.....................:smh:
 
From just last night/this morning:

I got a jumpoff (I met her @ a strip club, and smashed her the same night)I that fuck occasionally sitting in my car while I run in the conv. store. Coming out, 2 females are coming to the door, sporting Halloween costumes (sexy nurse & sexy cop), so I hold the door open & speak, and glance at their asses as they walk by. I get in the car and she starts giving me attitude about it. I ig that shit tand proceed to drive to my crib. This dumb bitch acctually says to me, "Why would you break your neck to look at them when you have me??? You can't tell me they are as pretty as me. So why are you looking at them???" I told her, "I could have a million dollars in my pocket, and if there is a dollar on the ground, not only will I look @ it, I'll snatch it up with the quickness. You aren't my woman, my girlfriend or my wife, so you have no reason for getting mad about shit."

The bitch tells me when we get to my crib, "You told me. You set me straight. That shit was hot, you kind of turned me on when you snapped on me like that." :hmm::hmm::hmm:
 
The bitch tells me when we get to my crib, "You told me. You set me straight. That shit was hot, you kind of turned me on when you snapped on me like that." :hmm::hmm::hmm:

Ahahhahahahahhaa silly ass bitch...she gone be the type to have fake spazs on you to get you to snap on her...dumb ass chic
 
@Leroy Soup Nutz: No she won't. I'm cutting her loose. I had to go get my old furniture from my brother's house this AM, before he went to church & she knew that shit before I picked her up. So come 8:30 when I wake her up & tell her ass she needs to get up and get dressed, she starts going off talking shit like, "I'm not some $5 ho (but you are a FREE ho!), I coulda stayed home and slept in. I never get up this early unless I'm going to work (the bitch is unemployed and has 2 kids under 10!)" I didn't say shit else except, "Look, get dressed so we can go. You knew the deal when I picked you up, so you can kill that noise."

The bitch had the nerve to ask me when I pull up @ her mother's house, "So when can I see you again???"

I would say never, but she does have some GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOD pussy!!!

Let me stop lying, I'll be seeing her ass this week!!!
 
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@Leroy Soup Nutz: No she won't.I had to go get my old furniture from my brother's house this AM, before he went to church & she knew that shit before I picked her up. So come 8:30 when I wake her up & tell her ass she needs to get up and get dressed, she starts going off talking shit like, "I'm not some $5 ho (but you are a FREE ho!), I coulda stayed home and slept in. I never get up this early unless I'm going to work (the bitch is unemployed and has 2 kids under 10!)" I didn't say shit else except, "Look, get dressed so we can go. You knew the deal when I picked you up, so you can kill that noise."

The bitch had the nerve to ask me when I pull up @ her mother's house, "So when can I see you again???"

None of this surprises me all on the strength of that 1 comment about her getting excited about you putting her in her place...chic got a young ass mentality...I not gonna lie I still fuck w/ hoes like that that's how I recognize the traits hahaha
 
The bitch tells me when we get to my crib, "You told me. You set me straight. That shit was hot, you kind of turned me on when you snapped on me like that." :hmm::hmm::hmm:

:lol: I've know quite a few chicks like that. Must be a Daddy wasn't in my life thing.
 
God damn, all these comments just shows most of these females out here are just girls, not women

And surprisingly silent from most of the the female contingent
 
From just last night/this morning:

I got a jumpoff (I met her @ a strip club, and smashed her the same night)I that fuck occasionally sitting in my car while I run in the conv. store. Coming out, 2 females are coming to the door, sporting Halloween costumes (sexy nurse & sexy cop), so I hold the door open & speak, and glance at their asses as they walk by. I get in the car and she starts giving me attitude about it. I ig that shit tand proceed to drive to my crib. This dumb bitch acctually says to me, "Why would you break your neck to look at them when you have me??? You can't tell me they are as pretty as me. So why are you looking at them???" I told her, "I could have a million dollars in my pocket, and if there is a dollar on the ground, not only will I look @ it, I'll snatch it up with the quickness. You aren't my woman, my girlfriend or my wife, so you have no reason for getting mad about shit."

The bitch tells me when we get to my crib, "You told me. You set me straight. That shit was hot, you kind of turned me on when you snapped on me like that." :hmm::hmm::hmm:



Perfect candidate to be pimp'd.
 
I would say never, but she does have some GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOD pussy!!!

Let me stop lying, I'll be seeing her ass this week!!!

:smh::smh:

let this brawd go, bruh

Ill never understand how cats willfully give themselves head aches....well....I did understand, but I dont any longer.
 
:lol::lol::lol::lol: must have been.. since when does pussy run?

all the way down the leg noticeable around the high ankle is something new to my ears.........

but, my ex (when she wasn't me gf yet) was havin that first "talk" wit me.......basically that what r we talk cause i've been actin strange, we were talkin serious then the talks quickly switched to some sexual and when i touched around her inner thigh by her knee. i was like :eek::eek::eek: what the hell?!? how is it?!?! what are you?!?! (yes in that order) she bust out laughin and got shy and said, the long skirt is real tight so i didn't wear any panties so they wouldn't show.......thraxed to the max after that and continued 6 years after! :yes:
 
Ran into my boys baby momma (fine as wine) she told me that they wasn't together no more. i told her that i just had a baby 4 weeks ago, and she asked me so are you and the mother still together? :eek::D:smh: and gave me her number...

I'm not going to smash cause it's my guy's bm but if she wasn't! whew!

:hmm: ur lying ug guna fuck her ur jus guna deny it even 2 urself... if u dont ur crazy coz if u think ur homey wont bone ur bbmm ur living a dream:angry:
 
Saturday night, I'm at this Halloween party. We in the bedroom blowing trees. It's me, my boy, his girl, his female cousin, and her husband. At some point for whatever reason, it's just me and my boy's female cousin in the room. She say she wanna keep smoking. I tell her I got more trees, but I aint feel like going to the car to get the papers. She's like "please, please, please". I'm like "Damn you're persuasive". She's like "Yep". I said in the most non sexual way possible "How persuasive can you be?". She's like "I can be very persuasive, but my husband is outside".
 
I hung out with this Woman I met on Craigslist last week ( I KNOW :puke: SMH)

She had me like :eek: whole time

She's 38 and has 3 children who lives with her who are 21, 19, and 16, all white btw. The 16 year old isn't actually her's, she took her in because her Parents disowned her after finding out she is having a bi-racial baby.

The 21 and 16 year old are dating, the 21 year old is perfectly fine with the baby being biracial and is taking care of her.

Her first Husband who died was 30 years older than her.

Her 2nd Husband who she just got divorced to is 23.

Her fuck buddy is actually her 21 year old Son's buddy. Buddy told the 21 year old sib that he is attracted to his Mother, so the Son proposed to the Mother that they become fuck buddy's because he rather that than his Mom hitting up random men at bars for 1 nighters.

She became super horny after I brushed her thigh a couple of times. I joked around and started rubbing her elbow talking about how sexy it is and she said "if your asking me to have sex, yes I want to take you upstairs and fuck you"

:smh: I forced myself to hit it for my very first BBW experience...If she wasn't so damn fat, it would of been my top ranked sexual experience.

It was my first time experiencing a chick "squirt" :puke: Well I was hitting it from the back, busted and came out. It was delayed and this liquid which was red shot out on bed. :smh::puke:

She was "wwwwwwhoooo, I think you made me squirt" I'm all hesistant, "umm uhh it's red...man their's blood all over me"

Her "Ohhh I was late"

:angry:

Then she started texting me all these lovey dovey text messages and how she cut off her cut buddy already for me.

Glad that's behind me.
:roflmao3:
 
At the movies last week cute chick got out her seat and almost fell I asked her was she alright she said "My knees hurt from sucking to much dick."

wait...what!...:lol: That would have threw me off for a second

Shit was a turn off for me(think im getting old) but my brother in law got her number and facebook



Your brother-in-law better post those HOMEGRIZZIES in the current Facebook thread here on BGOL with the quickness, Thread Critic. Seriously - let's see what this skeezer's skills are all about!!!!!

:lol::lol::lol:
 
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